JOKER PERFORMANCE

[The Ren]

Whoa...missed alot.

Before you start bashin' my car, let me explain a couple things to some of you.

First, the Z3 fenders drew alot attention so we'll start with why I ditched the stock ones and went to these because when I was 16 or 17 (not sure which) I had cheap ass tires on it (this was before I started working on it) and they detreaded and ripped off the front driver's side fender. That weekend, I was departing atlanta to drive cross country to Arizona. I needed something quick, so I turned to a shop I was dealing with and just grabbed 'em for better gas mileage than to not have a fender there at all (which leaves a huge pocket for collecting air) It never crossed my mind back then to swing by salvage and grab a fender from there.

Second, you called out the "TypeR" in my username. Back when I was 17, I started on honda-tech as "JokerTypeR" having in my plans to do a type R swap to the EF chassis. I later opted against the engine and to swing for something more reasonable, but the name just stuck. I didn't wanna have six names on several different sites, so I just kept the name. The engine I'm getting will be explained in the next few paragraphs.

Third, you called out the fact it's not a true EF9. Someone's been doing research, you are correct. The front fenders never went back to stock because I've opted to do a full JDM swap to the front. Why has it not already been done? I'm working on doing the interior. It was stripped, and I'm working on putting things back IN it now. The front seats have been replaced to the CRx SiR front seats imported from Japan. And so forth I continue changing the blue/navy into graphite/gray. Then I will move to the exterior, and then the engine.

Fourth, the "TypeR" that you've been calling out from my name is no more. I'm currently planning out how exactly I want the GSR engine built to be put in by yours truly. For the moment, it sits with a D15B2, which I use to learn the dynamics, and abilities of my car as well as how it handles and so forth.

Fifth, QD, you call out how I've been stupid and made mistakes in my past from speeding and so forth. You don't get it, do you...some people learn from their actions. It took me more time than most, but I learned from my past. Geez, kid, get off my back. Why you just comin' in here to call people out anyways? It gets old. I know you won't stop though, so that's a lost battle.

Sixth, there IS a club called Jokers Audio, it's mostly compiled of a bunch of Mexicans. I garuntee it wasn't my dog that bit you. My dog is the only dog we'd bring to a show. She weighs in at 160lbs, and she's almost pure-bred English Mastiff. She doesn't know how to "nip" or "nibble" on people. She only knows how to bite.

Finally, I don't know who's been giving out neg rep points (I don't even know how to) but eh...sorry to whomever's gotten 'em...it's not me. But do us (and by that, I mean my club) a favor and take it easy? We're trying to promote something good (the S.A.D.D. show).

Oh, yeah, and as for me calling people out, I was extremely tired and pissed off from a rough day. Excuse that callout, however I'm always up for a mtn run, and do so frequently. Would be glad to have you along, as I haven't gone for some time so I could get some work done to the front end of my car.

I...think I covered everything?

I'm not trying to start any fights here...just promote a growing club of several different interests.

Oh...and to anyone who DID call out my primered civic, I hope to see you at the track this spring. I'll be making few and far between meets, but I will be at a few amateur-league events. The Civic has already taken a C5 Zo6 in the mtns in a turn, as well as run with a Lotus Elise and Ferrari 355 F1 in the same run, and I have yet to find more than about 2 cars that can outhandle it in the turns. Don't take this as a callout, just a rep for my car.

Thanks.

Oh, one last thing. About the decals. I have one club decal on the back, one "support our troops" decal on the back, and a Skunk2 and honda-tech on the side. None are crazy colored or huge, and unlike several ricers, I actually do have Skunk2 in my car. I'm just a fan of their products all around. Nothing big. I actually do hate rice. Hence why I'm working on losing the two pieces that are on there that ARE rice...the Z3 fenders.

Thanks again.

Much respect for that... but No offense dude.. you need to ditch some of the dudes in your club.. they seem to be bringing your rep down with them..

[EvasiveEF9]

Thanks for the rep point.

Mmm...I can't say much to you Ren, as members of my club are in here. What I CAN say though, is that changes are being made. We dropped off one kid about two weeks ago. Another kid...who...to say the least, has a park bench on the back of his prelude...I've made him a changed man and he's going back to a mix of JDM and stock.

Thanks for any support, and I'm glad I could shine a different light on the topic.

Thanks again.

[The Ren]

Thanks for the rep point.

Mmm...I can't say much to you Ren, as members of my club are in here. What I CAN say though, is that changes are being made. We dropped off one kid about two weeks ago. Another kid...who...to say the least, has a park bench on the back of his prelude...I've made him a changed man and he's going back to a mix of JDM and stock.

Thanks for any support, and I'm glad I could shine a different light on the topic.

Thanks again.

I will definatly be keeping an eye out for you guys.. With someone like you in charge I hope to see some real good changes.. I have plans for the evening of Feb 18th.. but I will try to make it out in the morning if for nothing else to show support.. Good Luck this season and holla if you need anything..

[EvasiveEF9]

For the moment, the only help I can ask is that you not put the club down. Otherwise, we're good to go. I wouldn't mind seeing this supra of yours, though, sounds like a toy...and I mean this applaudingly. Unfortunate for the club, I'm only VP...LoL. My anti-taste for any rice got me in some trouble, so I follow second in command with a shut mouth on their styling to their car...unless they turn to me. Them I'm like "fuck the wing, fuck the fiber, fuck the...." etc. Anyways, thanks for the eye-out, and I hope to see you there. I'll be there 5am til 7pm probably, with a GTG going on at Wild Wings after that. You're welcome to join up at any of it.

Thanks again for the support.

[The Ren]

For the moment, the only help I can ask is that you not put the club down. Otherwise, we're good to go. I wouldn't mind seeing this supra of yours, though, sounds like a toy...and I mean this applaudingly. Unfortunate for the club, I'm only VP...LoL. My anti-taste for any rice got me in some trouble, so I follow second in command with a shut mouth on their styling to their car...unless they turn to me. Them I'm like "fuck the wing, fuck the fiber, fuck the...." etc. Anyways, thanks for the eye-out, and I hope to see you there. I'll be there 5am til 7pm probably, with a GTG going on at Wild Wings after that. You're welcome to join up at any of it.

Thanks again for the support.

The supra will be out in full force

[Jokers Wolf]

For the moment, the only help I can ask is that you not put the club down. Otherwise, we're good to go. I wouldn't mind seeing this supra of yours, though, sounds like a toy...and I mean this applaudingly. Unfortunate for the club, I'm only VP...LoL. My anti-taste for any rice got me in some trouble, so I follow second in command with a shut mouth on their styling to their car...unless they turn to me. Them I'm like "fuck the wing, fuck the fiber, fuck the...." etc. Anyways, thanks for the eye-out, and I hope to see you there. I'll be there 5am til 7pm probably, with a GTG going on at Wild Wings after that. You're welcome to join up at any of it.

Thanks again for the support.

Just remeber one thing, Everyone is different in their likes and dislikes, one person may hate wings and fiber, but others may like it, there are some shows where those things count for the good. Now I will say that some cars out there really dont look all that good with the overload of rice that they add. I personally think that a car should just flow together with the modifications that are done, and I dont care if it has a wing or not as long as it can match the car and not look completly out of place ( though every will have there own opinion about what out of place is) The point I am trying to make is that it dosent kill to give a little bit of respect to others though their taste are different than yours.

By the way all the rice talk about my club, I take that a little personally, I drive a Corvette and that is pretty far from being a ricer.

[The Ren]

Just remeber one thing, Everyone is different in their likes and dislikes, one person may hate wings and fiber, but others may like it, there are some shows where those things count for the good. Now I will say that some cars out there really dont look all that good with the overload of rice that they add. I personally think that a car should just flow together with the modifications that are done, and I dont care if it has a wing or not as long as it can match the car and not look completly out of place ( though every will have there own opinion about what out of place is) The point I am trying to make is that it dosent kill to give a little bit of respect to others though their taste are different than yours.

By the way all the rice talk about my club, I take that a little personally, I drive a Corvette and that is pretty far from being a ricer.

I said my peice about your club and Im done.. Like I said I am looking foward to this season. I cant talk about not having wings cause I have one of the biggest stock wings out there.. so

[LemonAJAX]

Just remeber one thing, Everyone is different in their likes and dislikes, one person may hate wings and fiber, but others may like it, there are some shows where those things count for the good. Now I will say that some cars out there really dont look all that good with the overload of rice that they add. I personally think that a car should just flow together with the modifications that are done, and I dont care if it has a wing or not as long as it can match the car and not look completly out of place ( though every will have there own opinion about what out of place is) The point I am trying to make is that it dosent kill to give a little bit of respect to others though their taste are different than yours.

By the way all the rice talk about my club, I take that a little personally, I drive a Corvette and that is pretty far from being a ricer.

those "wings and Fiber" that "some" people like.. is rice and those "some" people are ricers.. I'll tell you what i told a guy with an accord in my friends neighborhood.. CARBON FIBER DOESN'T MALE YOU FASTER.. oh and the bastard gave me neg rep it said "hater" he forgot to put "of rice" after it.. BTLFED.. +1 rep!!

[BTLFED]

By the way all the rice talk about my club, I take that a little personally, I drive a Corvette and that is pretty far from being a ricer.

YOU need to remember one thing: Reading is fundamental. In every post I have made it says except the Vette, which I personally like. Catch the net, live in the now.

[BTLFED]

Thanks for the rep point.

Mmm...I can't say much to you Ren, as members of my club are in here. What I CAN say though, is that changes are being made. We dropped off one kid about two weeks ago. Another kid...who...to say the least, has a park bench on the back of his prelude...I've made him a changed man and he's going back to a mix of JDM and stock.

Thanks for any support, and I'm glad I could shine a different light on the topic.

Thanks again.

Point, hell! When I rep people it gives them 19 rep points.

LIRL at Park Bench!

Good luck with the club, and I hope more people in the club are like you. If there are I think you will get along with us just fine.

[EvasiveEF9]

Point, hell! When I rep people it gives them 19 rep points.

LIRL at Park Bench!

Good luck with the club, and I hope more people in the club are like you. If there are I think you will get along with us just fine.

I'm still learning how these rep points work. I don't know how to give any...hell, I don't even know if I'm allowed to yet.

The park bench...we've also called it our "trophy display" and a few other explicit names. It's kinda fun, actually. I recall once driving down the road at...say 60, and I was following. I called him from behind with something like this "Dude, pull over, your wing is shaking and vibrating, it looks like it's either about to snap or come off..." his reply "naw, it does that. It's fine."
One can only imagine what it looks like doing 90...

Anyways, thanks again for the support. I hope to get along with IA, I just know that QD and I had a...rough start, we'll call it.

[EvasiveEF9]

And what do we mean by full-forced supra? Cause I see several meanings behind it. Along the lines of...

Getting sideways at the track
Handling in the mountains
Looking good while standing still
Raping rice from the lights
Turning heads just rolling 5mph through town
Being built
Several in appearance

Or all of the above, I dont' know. I know we have one more supra of your generation coming out, and I'm working on a second.