Well, my Prelude is kinda gone..

[DarKStaR]

I cant believe i just read all of that










So to contribute......here's some smiles
:boobies: :idb: :english: :wgaf: :wgaf: :wgaf: :jerkit:

[AFSil80]

So to contribute......here's some smiles
:boobies: :idb: :english: :wgaf: :wgaf: :wgaf: :jerkit:

Herro, smerry Americans!

Joey, I'm going to attempt to decipher your post of smileys and make sense of the story you're trying to say.

"I was at K-Mart and this girl flashed me so I took her back to the crib and did the dirty deed while flickin her tits and licking down below. Then I busted out that special move with the banana and shit calmed down for a smoke, and I thought 'Oh shit is this girl even 18?' Then she started speakin in Spanish and I was all like 'Bitch, quit speakin in tounges and go cook me some spam, woman!' She then got this 'like I give a fuck what you want' look on her face and then tried spankin me. So I was down with this kinky way she was workin and then she lifted her shirt back up and I was like 'hold on girl, I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl'

Next thing I know, some cop is at the door with Chris Hanson, telling me that the girl I was eatin out was underaged so I gave him the half moon and flicked him off while I shut the door, looked at the girl and said 'You got to GO.' Then I'm cussin myself out because I just robbed the cradle, but then I thought, eh......should be good spank bank material!

I told my friends about it the next day at work and Mark was like 'Werd' but Jeremy just gave me the old 'face-palm' routine and Frank was like 'thats wassup' and gave me a high five and asked where he could find her so he could hit that shit. I said 'DUDE she's underaged, cops gonna fry you for that' and he said 'Aww WTF man. Well, then lets go inhale some of those cool whip cans for some nitrous and get BLITZED and go party!'

After work, we followed through with the plan and I drove us there while being totally out of my skull and I had to pee when I got through the door but there was this lame elevator/opera/violin music being played over the bathroom speakers. I went back out to the club and the place was BUMPIN and there was all sorts of music and shit so I was like 'YO DJ!!! YOU ROCK SON!!! THAT SHIT IS ILL!!!' but I know y'all are gonna wanna hang me for telling such a long story without pics.


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Man, that took some creative effort.

[Z0_o6]

Herro, smerry Americans!

Joey, I'm going to attempt to decipher your post of smileys and make sense of the story you're trying to say.

"I was at K-Mart and this girl flashed me so I took her back to the crib and did the dirty deed while flickin her tits and licking down below. Then I busted out that special move with the banana and shit calmed down for a smoke, and I thought 'Oh shit is this girl even 18?' Then she started speakin in Spanish and I was all like 'Bitch, quit speakin in tounges and go cook me some spam, woman!' She then got this 'like I give a fuck what you want' look on her face and then tried spankin me. So I was down with this kinky way she was workin and then she lifted her shirt back up and I was like 'hold on girl, I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl'

Next thing I know, some cop is at the door with Chris Hanson, telling me that the girl I was eatin out was underaged so I gave him the half moon and flicked him off while I shut the door, looked at the girl and said 'You got to GO.' Then I'm cussin myself out because I just robbed the cradle, but then I thought, eh......should be good spank bank material!

I told my friends about it the next day at work and Mark was like 'Werd' but Jeremy just gave me the old 'face-palm' routine and Frank was like 'thats wassup' and gave me a high five and asked where he could find her so he could hit that shit. I said 'DUDE she's underaged, cops gonna fry you for that' and he said 'Aww WTF man. Well, then lets go inhale some of those cool whip cans for some nitrous and get BLITZED and go party!'

After work, we followed through with the plan and I drove us there while being totally out of my skull and I had to pee when I got through the door but there was this lame elevator/opera/violin music being played over the bathroom speakers. I went back out to the club and the place was BUMPIN and there was all sorts of music and shit so I was like 'YO DJ!!! YOU ROCK SON!!! THAT SHIT IS ILL!!!' but I know y'all are gonna wanna hang me for telling such a long story without pics.


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Man, that took some creative effort.

i never thought i would say it, but



LOL WUT

[AFSil80]

i never thought i would say it, but



LOL WUT

I have a gift. Or a curse, one of the two.

[KDM>JDM]

Herro, smerry Americans!

Joey, I'm going to attempt to decipher your post of smileys and make sense of the story you're trying to say.

"I was at K-Mart and this girl flashed me so I took her back to the crib and did the dirty deed while flickin her tits and licking down below. Then I busted out that special move with the banana and shit calmed down for a smoke, and I thought 'Oh shit is this girl even 18?' Then she started speakin in Spanish and I was all like 'Bitch, quit speakin in tounges and go cook me some spam, woman!' She then got this 'like I give a fuck what you want' look on her face and then tried spankin me. So I was down with this kinky way she was workin and then she lifted her shirt back up and I was like 'hold on girl, I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl'

Next thing I know, some cop is at the door with Chris Hanson, telling me that the girl I was eatin out was underaged so I gave him the half moon and flicked him off while I shut the door, looked at the girl and said 'You got to GO.' Then I'm cussin myself out because I just robbed the cradle, but then I thought, eh......should be good spank bank material!

I told my friends about it the next day at work and Mark was like 'Werd' but Jeremy just gave me the old 'face-palm' routine and Frank was like 'thats wassup' and gave me a high five and asked where he could find her so he could hit that shit. I said 'DUDE she's underaged, cops gonna fry you for that' and he said 'Aww WTF man. Well, then lets go inhale some of those cool whip cans for some nitrous and get BLITZED and go party!'

After work, we followed through with the plan and I drove us there while being totally out of my skull and I had to pee when I got through the door but there was this lame elevator/opera/violin music being played over the bathroom speakers. I went back out to the club and the place was BUMPIN and there was all sorts of music and shit so I was like 'YO DJ!!! YOU ROCK SON!!! THAT SHIT IS ILL!!!' but I know y'all are gonna wanna hang me for telling such a long story without pics.


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Man, that took some creative effort.

i cant believe i just read all of that