Dammit, Don't go. I do eat my veggies though!! Well, some of them, I'm diabetic, so i kinda need to watch everything i eat though... So sometimes they have to wait till later.Quote:
Originally Posted by hondabuilder
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Dammit, Don't go. I do eat my veggies though!! Well, some of them, I'm diabetic, so i kinda need to watch everything i eat though... So sometimes they have to wait till later.Quote:
Originally Posted by hondabuilder
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Originally Posted by hondabuilder
Got that one covered already. Did it all myself too!! Aren't you so proud??Quote:
Originally Posted by 93_DA
Does anybody viewing this have Xbox Live and want to play?? i'm bored out of my mind.
LOL!! Go to www.blackdynamite.com .shit's hilarious.
I'm getting my Xbox back yo!!!!!
How is that??Quote:
Originally Posted by Fast-Tech™
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Originally Posted by 93_DA
Cause I'm awesome like that! :goodjob:
WOW at least you are ok.
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Originally Posted by GSRteg®
Yep, me and my buddy Joe got some kind of lucky!
Thanks. At least the amount of nice and caring people on here out-number the DickHeads... lolol.Quote:
Originally Posted by GSRteg®
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Originally Posted by 93_DA
Wait wait wait...I was informed that your dad is the Sheriff....is that why you asked if he passed through Bibb county? That was a bitch move man. How gaye. The attempt of trying to scare him in making him believe you'll get your dad to pull him over is such a bitch move. Handle it yourself, not through your dad.Quote:
Originally Posted by hondabuilder
-Ant.
his dad isnt a sheriff, but he does like to follow people:ninja:Quote:
Originally Posted by AnthonyF
then what's up with the badge number? 743 or somethin
idk...
I cant believe i just read all of that :no:
So to contribute......here's some smiles
:boobies: :idb: :taun: :bannana: :love: :english: :diespam: :wgaf: :wgaf: :wgaf: :smackass: :flash: :toilet1: :fightpig: :la: :bootyshak :smilefu: :look: :cussing: :dunno: :nautjerk: :werd: :headslap: :whaasup: :duel: :jerkit: :hitit: :smileowne :wtf: :nx: :bigdance: :burnout: :boohoo: :piss: :bling: :dj: :yourock: :hanged: :iaowns: :ttiwwp:
lol joey. careful or you'll be on the watch list.
No, it was simply a joke. My dad is not the sheriff. LOL. Boy, do i wish he was though. It would be awesome. And i made the joke because he(hondabuilder) always likes to make some smartass jokes about it, just look here in this thread. So why not make one back?? I was only playing along..:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by AnthonyF
idk what's so hard to get. Ok, for one, I'm me, I'm not my dad, not Jesus christ himself or anyone else. So don't blame me for shit he does. Second, it was his job to watch Zebulon Rd. per the Bibb County Sheriff's Office. So he was doing his job, and obviously doing it well.:goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by KDM>JDM
Nah, he's actually pretty cool. I just talked to him the other day on here.Quote:
Originally Posted by hondabuilder
Herro, smerry Americans!Quote:
Originally Posted by DarKStaR
Joey, I'm going to attempt to decipher your post of smileys and make sense of the story you're trying to say.
"I was at K-Mart and this girl flashed me so I took her back to the crib and did the dirty deed while flickin her tits and licking down below. Then I busted out that special move with the banana and shit calmed down for a smoke, and I thought 'Oh shit is this girl even 18?' Then she started speakin in Spanish and I was all like 'Bitch, quit speakin in tounges and go cook me some spam, woman!' She then got this 'like I give a fuck what you want' look on her face and then tried spankin me. So I was down with this kinky way she was workin and then she lifted her shirt back up and I was like 'hold on girl, I gotta take the Browns to the Super Bowl'
Next thing I know, some cop is at the door with Chris Hanson, telling me that the girl I was eatin out was underaged so I gave him the half moon and flicked him off while I shut the door, looked at the girl and said 'You got to GO.' Then I'm cussin myself out because I just robbed the cradle, but then I thought, eh......should be good spank bank material!
I told my friends about it the next day at work and Mark was like 'Werd' but Jeremy just gave me the old 'face-palm' routine and Frank was like 'thats wassup' and gave me a high five and asked where he could find her so he could hit that shit. I said 'DUDE she's underaged, cops gonna fry you for that' and he said 'Aww WTF man. Well, then lets go inhale some of those cool whip cans for some nitrous and get BLITZED and go party!'
After work, we followed through with the plan and I drove us there while being totally out of my skull and I had to pee when I got through the door but there was this lame elevator/opera/violin music being played over the bathroom speakers. I went back out to the club and the place was BUMPIN and there was all sorts of music and shit so I was like 'YO DJ!!! YOU ROCK SON!!! THAT SHIT IS ILL!!!' but I know y'all are gonna wanna hang me for telling such a long story without pics.
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Man, that took some creative effort.
that has to suck really bad but i know how ya feel
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Originally Posted by AFSil80
i never thought i would say it, but
LOL WUT
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I have a gift. Or a curse, one of the two.Quote:
Originally Posted by hondabuilder
i cant believe i just read all of thatQuote:
Originally Posted by AFSil80
ok...enough. Move on guys.
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-Ant.