You guys ever heard the story about the blind guy, his drunk friend, and the seeing eye dog on the back of the golf cart?
A couple years ago this drunk guy wanted to go to the store and get munchies (or maybe head home) but he was only with the blind man and his seeing eye dog so the drunk man rode shotgun and gve the blind man who was driving directions. They got into a wreck and it was all over national news for its little 15 mins of fame.