BRB Whoreslounge

[Just_CHill]

you don't have to go today I'll let the supervisor know you're taking a sick day

Sweeeeeet!!!

[Just_CHill]

This year is going to be a pretty epic race season for us! Can't wait to get back and hit the track!

[OldsTech]

This year is going to be a pretty epic race season for us! Can't wait to get back and hit the track!

Yup!!!... I alrdy started.. I picked up the Honda today Chris. And Chad wanted to race. Man I cant shift that tranny at hi-rpm.

[Just_CHill]

Yup!!!... I alrdy started.. I picked up the Honda today Chris. And Chad wanted to race. Man I cant shift that tranny at hi-rpm.

Damn that sucks! Do you think it's a bad tranny or something we could adjust?

[OldsTech]

you have pm sir!!!

[Just_CHill]

you have pm sir!!!

Replied!

[Axon360]

This year is going to be a pretty epic race season for us! Can't wait to get back and hit the track!

indeed, I've started it today with racing a GT mustang the same body style as mine...After I caught traction with my shitty ass tires that are almost showing cords well...even before then I was in front of him lol. Smoked his ass

Tony, no need for your neon comments^^

[Axon360]

Mike I've found a few new squawks check it out! I'll try not to duplicate from the old ones..

"Smoke in cabin."
Solution: "Aircrew reminded fleet is no-smoking these days."

Problem: "Bad smell in cockpit (B-747)."
Solution: "Advice crew to wash every day."

Problem: "Missile slow to leave rail."
Solution: "Use a real missile. Missile is a Cap9 (captive trainer)."

Problem: "IFF Knob binding, hard to turn."
Solution: "IFF 'push to turn' knob works correctly when pushed to turn."


Problem: "Missile (AIM-9) tone very weak, almost inaudible."
Solution: "Turn up the volume."

Problem: "Rear cockpit HUD repeater un-viewable, looked like squiggly porn."
Solution: "HBO ordered MICAP zero Balance."

Problem: "Target Radar hums."
Solution: "Reprogrammed Target Radar with the lyrics."


Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."


Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."

Problem: "IFF (Identification Friend or Foe) inoperative."
Solution: "IFF always inoperative in OFF mode"

Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."

Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."


Problem: "Roaches in galley."
Solution: "Fed and watered roaches"

Problem: "Laboratory mice loose in bag bin."
Solution: "No cats at this station."

Problem: "Aircraft handles FUNNY."
Solution: "Aircraft warned to straighten up, "fly right" and be serious."

Problem: "UHF does not work in OFFicial mode."
Solution: "Found short between the headphones."

Problem: "Anti Collision Strobe Intermittently on."
Solution: "Removed and Replaced Side Stick Actuator."

Problem: "Sounds like little man is beating on the bottom of the floor with a hammer."
Solution: "Took hammer from man and made him promise not to do it again."

Problem: "Bugs smashed on canopy."
Solution: "Gave bugs coffee and told them to move along."

Problem: "Crew door hard to close." (on a KC-135)
Solution: "Green suit needs to up his weaties intake."


Problem: "Funny smell in cockpit"
Solution: "Pilot told to change cologne"

Problem: "The T/C ball seemed stuck in the middle during my last turn."
Solution: "Congratulations! You've just made your first coordinated turn."
***REPEAT*** But my favorite one

Problem: "Transponder inoperative."
Solution: "Transponder always inoperative in OFF mode."

[Just_CHill]

indeed, I've started it today with racing a GT mustang the same body style as mine...After I caught traction with my shitty ass tires that are almost showing cords well...even before then I was in front of him lol. Smoked his ass

Tony, no need for your neon comments^^

Lol good times man! I can't wait to get back and smoke me some Mustangs.

[OldsTech]

Them are Great Jake... LOL...

[Just_CHill]

FOOD TIIIIME!!!

[DSGMach1]

Lol good times man! I can't wait to get back and smoke me some Mustangs.

[OldsTech]

Chris let me but a wing or something on your car. So I can get some ricer attention. Right now, the only thing I got goin is the exhaust. And that aint working unless you can hear it. Since the Coffee can is gone now.

[OldsTech]

When I got out of Chris's hatch. I turn around and saw this car at Dobbins AFB. In the parking Lot to get my Military ID. For you Chris. This car with some rims and tint OMG!!!!

[OldsTech]

In Fact, In the background there is your hatch LOL

[Just_CHill]

Well not your Mustang...

Chris let me but a wing or something on your car. So I can get some ricer attention. Right now, the only thing I got goin is the exhaust. And that aint working unless you can hear it. Since the Coffee can is gone now.

Lol go ahead man. While you are at it you fan zip tie a body kit that's teal green. I bet you will get all kinds of attention then!

When I got out of Chris's hatch. I turn around and saw this car at Dobbins AFB. In the parking Lot to get my Military ID. For you Chris. This car with some rims and tint OMG!!!!

YESSIR!! I want one so bad now. We'll see how it goes when I get back though.

In Fact, In the background there is your hatch LOL

Indeed, maybe it's a sign!

[OldsTech]

Hey, now you got your . You should get another good chunk for your tax return. You filed that yet?

[ground_shaki]

what do yall think

[OldsTech]

I like...you make it or brought it?

[ground_shaki]

made it the stock seat out of my car

[Just_CHill]

Hey, now you got your . You should get another good chunk for your tax return. You filed that yet?

Yep I sure do. No I need to go talk to J1 about filing an extension on my taxes from the year before. But I know I should get at least 1500 back on federal this year.

what do yall think

[91boostdgsr]

chris check out my link in the DA squad its titled what you guys think check out the hatch

[Just_CHill]

chris check out my link in the DA squad its titled what you guys think check out the hatch

Looks really nice man. Left you a little comment on it.

[Just_CHill]

So now I am at work and working on router and switch configurations! Awesome shit!!!

[DSGMach1]

Another day in calculus.....the fuck is a derivative

[Just_CHill]

Another day in calculus.....the fuck is a derivative

I have no fukking clue. You know who does though?

[OldsTech]

Well, as of today. Im putting the bike back together. The stuff I was waiting to do. Im not going no wait. It will just go back to the stock brake and swingarm. I am goin to finish powder coating tho. I talk to keith he said, the PC machine is ready.

[Just_CHill]

Nice! Screw all that stuff anyway! Got to put your money towards the car!

[Axon360]

Well, as of today. Im putting the bike back together. The stuff I was waiting to do. Im not going no wait. It will just go back to the stock brake and swingarm. I am goin to finish powder coating tho. I talk to keith he said, the PC machine is ready.

hmm, time to give him a call

[OldsTech]

Nice! Screw all that stuff anyway! Got to put your money towards the car!

I need something to drive for about two weeks while the engine is goin in! And then, after I get it in. I need something to good gas mileage. LOL

[LightsOut]

Hey thought just say sup to the other crews... And seeing if I meet anyone before... Guy with srt4 what part southside u from car looks familiar

[Just_CHill]

Hey thought just say sup to the other crews... And seeing if I meet anyone before... Guy with srt4 what part southside u from car looks familiar

What's up man. It's always cool to get visitors. Don't think I have met you before though.

[OldsTech]

Chris Im on AIM. If you want to chat about this new

[Just_CHill]

Chris Im on AIM. If you want to chat about this new

I guess I got to it too late.

[Just_CHill]

Michael, pm me your number.

[Just_CHill]

WOW.... I just spend a good bit of money on the car today. No pain, no gain right?

[OldsTech]

WOW.... I just spend a good bit of money on the car today. No pain, no gain right?

I need details!!!! PM me

[Just_CHill]

Ok, it's sleep time... again.

[Axon360]

Hey thought just say sup to the other crews... And seeing if I meet anyone before... Guy with srt4 what part southside u from car looks familiar

honestly it may be familiar buuut a lot of the srt 4's look the same lol!

[Just_CHill]

Sleep time for me guys! Laterzzzz!!!