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Thread: Chuck Norris turns 70 today. Rumor has it he bought himself a Nissan GT-R for his bir

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  1. 03-18-2010, 01:39 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11 View Post
    If they wanted to make Chuck Norris jokes with a car, they should have chosen one that actually has a pair of balls. Like a Viper.
    by balls do u mean power? they make near the same power
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  2. 03-19-2010, 02:05 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by JITB View Post
    by balls do u mean power? they make near the same power
    Drive an ACR, then drive a GTR. Then tell me which one makes you feel like you're on your period, and which makes your pubes grow into a massive ball fro. GTRs are dull and womanly no matter how great of a ring time they got, Viper would be a way better comparison to Chuck Norris.
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  3. 03-19-2010, 07:30 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by alpine_aw11 View Post
    Drive an ACR, then drive a GTR. Then tell me which one makes you feel like you're on your period, and which makes your pubes grow into a massive ball fro. GTRs are dull and womanly no matter how great of a ring time they got, Viper would be a way better comparison to Chuck Norris.
    I couldn't agree more.
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