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    Default Header...If you have a Honda, you have A fucking header...

    You do NOT have headers on a 4 cylinder. It's funny to hear people talk about certain things.

    I have to laugh when I hear people talk about their driver's license as if it is more than one. When they say, "I need my license. Let me go get them." "Them?" What do you mean them? You have more than one to get? You have but one license. You need to go get IT.

    When you get yourself a vteckidd header for your car, you'll have a header. Not headers. When someone asks me to come look at their headers, I'm over there looking and I see the obvious one and then I'm spending the rest of my time looking for the other one. I ask them where the other one is and they ask me "other one what?" "The other header? You said you had headers on the car." They say, "No that's it." "Ooooohhhh. So you have ONE header."

    And lastly, and correct me if I'm wrong, quit referring to your car as having a stock header. Your Civic or 240 did NOT come with a stock header. You don't replace a stock header with an after market one. You are replacing your exhaust manifold with a header.



    AAArrgh, lolol. This isn't a jab at anyone. Just bored and have never seen anyone point this out. It doesn't mean anything. I've always found this funny to hear. So this is just kicks. Later, QD.
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    Car pics?

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    lol you posted in wrong section


    i agree. i hate that shit.
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    nice wrong section rant qdizzle

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    header aka exhaust manifold/

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    I don't know how I managed to put this in CAR PICS, lolol.

    silverDA. A header is a replacement for the exhaust manifold. Later, QD.
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    the ITR and S2000 came with headers.

    i consider it a manifold if it's made of cast iron. headers are made from steel.
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    THANK U ON THE F'ING HEADERS B.S...... I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SAY THAT!!!!!


    MY quote from the other day.................

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries View Post
    the ITR and S2000 came with a header.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries View Post
    both the ITR and S2000 came equipped with a header.

    i consider it a manifold if it's made of cast iron. headers are made from steel.
    fixed.

    sorry. it's early. i havent slept.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries View Post
    the ITR and S2000 came with headers.
    wow
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    Quote Originally Posted by PURP View Post
    wow
    meaning they came with headers.

    more than one came with more than one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries View Post
    the ITR and S2000 came with headers.

    i consider it a manifold if it's made of cast iron. headers are made from steel.
    Notice the car makes I stated for examples on whether or not it had a header stock. That's why I didn't put car in general. I know some cars did come that way. Your basic Civic (which is what 99.98% of the people here have) did NOT come with a stock header, lolol. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries View Post
    meaning they came with headers.

    more than one came with more than one.
    Purp caught you on a double-edged sword, huh? Lolol.

    Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    Notice the car makes I stated for examples on whether or not it had a header stock. That's why I didn't put car in general. I know some cars did come that way. Your basic Civic (which is what 99.98% of the people here have) did NOT come with a stock header, lolol. Later, QD.

    i know. i didnt disagree.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    Purp caught you on a double-edged sword, huh? Lolol. Later, QD.

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    QD, you may want to correct your title. Even though I know you were referring to 4 cylinders Honda (and your post refers to 4 cylinders), your title make it seems like you're including all Hondas. Since there are a few V6 Hondas produced your title is a false statement

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    To a certain point I agree, however here is something to consider.

    Here is a HEADER, a single header for an XR650 single cylinder dirtbike.


    Here is another HEADER, technically a set of four HEADERS for a four cylinder B16 car engine.


    So I could see how a motor with more than one cylinder could have HEADERS imo. Don't get me wrong I understand you point to, just stirring the pot

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    tubular manifold...lol


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    This made my day and it's only 10am. Thanks QD!!!
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    BTW QD, I put some HEADERS on my Honda the other day. Can I call these HEADERS????

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    Quote Originally Posted by slow_hatch View Post
    To a certain point I agree, however here is something to consider.

    Here is a HEADER, a single header for an XR650 single cylinder dirtbike.


    Here is another HEADER, technically a set of four HEADERS for a four cylinder B16 car engine.


    So I could see how a motor with more than one cylinder could have HEADERS imo. Don't get me wrong I understand you point to, just stirring the pot
    No sir. There is a header for a dirt bike. And then there is a header for a 4 cylinder car. The one header for the car is made up of 4 exhaust ports and runners combined to make one header.

    You don't take eleven men on a soccer team and call it eleven teams. It is one team comprised of eleven players, lolol.

    And bigdare, stop trying to make sense, lolol. It's fucking up the game. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    No sir. There is a header for a dirt bike. And then there is a header for a 4 cylinder car. The one header for the car is made up of 4 exhaust ports and runners combined to make one header.

    You don't take eleven men on a soccer team and call it eleven teams. It is one team comprised of eleven players, lolol.

    And bigdare, stop trying to make sense, lolol. It's fucking up the game. Later, QD.
    One man playing soccer is a "soccer player", 11 men playing soccer together is a "soccer team" And if they are in Gainesville, they are all probably hispanic lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by slow_hatch View Post
    One man playing soccer is a "soccer player", 11 men playing soccer together is a "soccer team" And if they are in Gainesville, they are all probably hispanic lol
    And one team plays against one other team. And if they are Hispanic, they are illegally here, lolol.

    J/k to all my eses. Later, QD.
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    i went to the dmv the other day and got my drivers license, and my motorcycle learners license. i went and got them. 2 separate cards.

    WHAT NOW.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit View Post
    i went to the dmv the other day and got my drivers license, and my motorcycle learners license. i went and got them. 2 separate cards.

    WHAT NOW.
    Then you have no relevance to the post.

    WHAT NOW!

    Is there really a different license for a motorcycle and car? Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    Then you have no relevance to the post.

    WHAT NOW!

    Is there really a different license for a motorcycle and car? Later, QD.
    what now is i found a hole in your theory you didnt consider when "not taking a jab at anyone"

    there is a different card for your learners motorcycle license, then when you get the full license its combined with drivers license.
    And miles to go before I sleep,
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    No sir. There is a header for a dirt bike. And then there is a header for a 4 cylinder car. The one header for the car is made up of 4 exhaust ports and runners combined to make one header.

    You don't take eleven men on a soccer team and call it eleven teams. It is one team comprised of eleven players, lolol.

    And bigdare, stop trying to make sense, lolol. It's fucking up the game. Later, QD.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries View Post
    the ITR and S2000 came with headers.

    i consider it a manifold if it's made of cast iron. headers are made from steel.
    You sir are just a TOOL!!!! It is and WILL ALWAYS be HEADER!!!!!!!! LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit View Post
    what now is i found a hole in your theory you didnt consider when "not taking a jab at anyone"

    there is a different card for your learners motorcycle license, then when you get the full license its combined with drivers license.
    In a way, you did. Yes. Lolol. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ View Post
    I have to laugh when I hear people talk about their driver's license as if it is more than one. When they say, "I need my license. Let me go get them." "Them?" What do you mean them? You have more than one to get? You have but one license. You need to go get IT.
    lol, I hate that as well.

    Also:

    "I'm going to Kroger" and "I'm going to Krogers"

    or "I'm going to Sonic" as opposed to "I'm going to Sonics"

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    Headers = aftermarket tubular steel manifolds.

    Manifold = that cast iron piece of shit attached to your stock exhaust.

    Granted, some cars come with tubular steel manifolds from the factory, I know VW is doing that on their base model 2.0 engine in the MkIV and I have seen them on Toyotas and Hyundais/Kias too. But you will never see them called "headers" in any technical manuals or literature put out by the company.

    I'll look this up in the OED when I have access at work on Monday, but I am 99.9999999% sure that an original equipment manifold is never referred to as a "header" in proper English.

    Also, people are probably only calling it "headers" the same way they erroneously pluralize "Krogers" "Targets" and "Sonics". Its just that they're Southern and ignr'nt.

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    I have never heard someone pluralize license. Just "I'll go get it".

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    Quote Originally Posted by MongolPup View Post
    I have never heard someone pluralize license. Just "I'll go get it".
    Oh man. I hear it all the time. Refer to one license as "them." Later, QD.
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    All rotary engines will just have 1 header too.....but not all in-line engines.

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    I put headers on a Honda before. That V6 was definately different.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Humphries View Post
    lol you posted in wrong section


    i agree. i hate that shit.

    feel the same it annoys me
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    i just bought headers yesterday. and yes, i do mean headers.

    that shit gets on my nerves too.


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