"THE" record breaking thread.

[eViLMunkey]

Deiz :crazy: :jester:

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what counting down now...

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$$$

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1,000,000,000,000,000

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#3506!

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Uno Cracka! :crazy:

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Que pasa?

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Nada?

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[Tasuki_Civic]

http://www.myspacepicturecodes.com/Funny%20Pictures/myspace-graphic-funny015.jpg

[~The_Duke~]

:lmao:

[~The_Duke~]

how did your job interveiw thing go today?

[Tasuki_Civic]

it went pretty well.....the manager does job replacements and he said once im ready to really get back on my feet he will give my resume to alot off pple. so hes gonna look out for me later and now. and also he said that i pretty much have the job he jus needs to check his positions.............long story short i have it i jus have to wait for an opening next week. i told him i dont know if i want it but hey let me know. he was a realy nice guy

[~The_Duke~]

Well that is good. I woke up today thinking it was 1:30 and it was actually only 11:30 that is what I get for looking at the clock with no glasses on lol

[NAIZBST]

bumpy

[~The_Duke~]

it was already at the top why does it need bumped :D

[Tasuki_Civic]

Well that is good. I woke up today thinking it was 1:30 and it was actually only 11:30 that is what I get for looking at the clock with no glasses on lol

your blind ass

[~The_Duke~]

oh I am a blind ass...when I am wakeboarding I cant tell if there are people in the boat or not...then they try waving at me trying to get me to do stuff...they might as well be waving at a door knob excepting it to do a flip.

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol

[~The_Duke~]

work is very slow tonight...nothing interesting has happened...

[ratedEG]

being a noob sucks =/

[MongolPup]

duke we need to get you some glasses

[~The_Duke~]

I already do have some glasses they put me back about 150 bucks and they work great :goodjob:

[~The_Duke~]

being a noob sucks =/

n00b!!!!! :lmfao:

Welcome to IA

[~The_Duke~]

work never got any faster...

[SNapper]

man i'm still really sick this is horrible

[~The_Duke~]

lol what is wrong with you again?

[5thgcelica]

he got the clap

[SNapper]

i got the flu or something

[~The_Duke~]

last time you pick up a street whore for 10 bucks?

[5thgcelica]

last time you pick up a street whore for 10 bucks?
bwaahah

[SNapper]

yeah

[~The_Duke~]

whaa? you actually did pick up a street whore for 10 bucks and got sick...

[~The_Duke~]

well how many mass suicdes do you think we will hear about on the news tomorrow?

[slowrolla97]

Guess who?

[TallGuy]

yo mom

[slowrolla97]

yo mom
No mutha fuck. MMMEEEEEEE

[~The_Duke~]

you want tall guy to fuck you...I am going to leave now...

[TallGuy]

you forgot the "er"

[slowrolla97]

you want tall guy to fuck you...I am going to leave now...
dont leave we need some one to record

[slowrolla97]

you forgot the "er"
no thats gangsta talk

[TallGuy]

hey man only if you dont tell

[TheSnail]

WOOOOO WHOOOOOOO! ! ! !

[TallGuy]

you get laid

[slowrolla97]

:goodjob:

[TheSnail]

+1 to all!

[TallGuy]

hit me back

[slowrolla97]

yeppy!!!!

[TheSnail]

Did any one ever figure out how many chucks the wood chuck chucked in that riddle or is that something no one is supposed to figure out?

[slowrolla97]

Did any one ever figure out how many chucks the wood chuck chucked in that riddle or is that something no one is supposed to figure out?
Are you high?

[TallGuy]

so every one survive 6/6/6

[TheSnail]

Its my dads birth day today. 06-06-1955

[TallGuy]

damn did everyone just die

[Wurm]

you get that wheel yet snail

[TheSnail]

He was born on the 6th hour aswell.

[TallGuy]

fuck i cant sleep

[TallGuy]

He was born on the 6th hour aswell.
YES satan

[TallGuy]

jk

[TheSnail]

you get that wheel yet snail


Im a lard ass. I have not even made an atempt to sell the civic, and now have 10+ pm's to answer. Its so easy to drink.

[TheSnail]

fuck i cant sleep


Who goes to sleep at 12:40?

[Wurm]

Im a lard ass. I have not even made an atempt to sell the civic, and now have 10+ pm's to answer. Its so easy to drink.

civic im talking bout a 240 7 spoke fool

[slowrolla97]

Who goes to sleep at 12:40?
agreed. Late night crew FTW!!

[TallGuy]

Hey im an old man

[TallGuy]

IHOP sounds good right now

[Wurm]

agreed. Late night crew FTW!!

im tired hahahqa not damn hydrocodiene

[slowrolla97]

im tired hahahqa not damn hydrocodiene
tear. i have no more. i can no sleepy now

[Wurm]

lol it makes u sleepy? I cant sleep on this shit

[TheSnail]

I just take two Vaginas with a beer and Im out cold.

[Wurm]

I just take two Vaginas with a beer and Im out cold.

and how do those vaginas make u feel hhahaha

[slowrolla97]

lol it makes u sleepy? I cant sleep on this shit
hell yeah i pop like 3 and i pass the fuck out.

[TallGuy]

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTI1NDc1NjZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

[Wurm]

hell yeah i pop like 3 and i pass the fuck out.

if i take to many i get sick to my stomach

[slowrolla97]

and how do those vaginas make u feel hhahaha
Wet

[Wurm]

http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTI1NDc1NjZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

I always knew hitler was a raver

[TallGuy]

i fixed it

[TheSnail]

My insurence was interagating me today on how much I drink.

[Wurm]

My insurence was interagating me today on how much I drink.

get a job bum

[TheSnail]

My brother started a resume for me today. He says I need to get a job and not just sit around. He did about 1/3rd of it then stopped.

[Wurm]

lmao

[slowrolla97]

ok here is a little poll for you guys.
you have to pick one of each.

What wheels should i get on my Red 03 325 BMW.

1. HRE
2. Lowenharts
3. BBS
4. Volk
5. Other (please explain)
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Color
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1. All black
2. Black with polished lip.
3. Chrome
4. Silver or brushed look.
5. Gunmetal.
6. Other (please explain)
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Size
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1. 18s all around
2. 19s all around
3. 18s staggered
4. 18s, 19s staggered
4. Twankies


Just would like to know yalls opinion

[TheSnail]

Here is what he did so far.


Voya Vidakovic

440 England Place
Marietta, GA 30066
Phone: 678-358-1716
Email: [email protected]

EDUCATION
· B.S. in Mechanical Engineering Technology, focus on machine design, Southern Polytechnic University, Marietta GA, anticipated graduation spring 2008.

RELEVANT COURSES
Intro to Computer Applications, Engineering Graphics, Manufacturing Processes, Science, Technology and Society, C Programming, Technical Communications, Intro to Microcomputers.

EXPERIENCE
· Campus Recreational Center - Georgia Institute of Technology
Lifeguard (date- date)
Write something about experience gained, what you learned or walked away with
· Eckerd Drugs – Bells Ferry Road, Marietta, GA
Cashier (date – date)
Write something about experience gained, what you learned or walked away with
COMPUTER SKILLS


INTERESTS AND HOBBIES


You can see where he put in things, to get me to actually write something. LOL

[TallGuy]

HRE's 547 19's staggered chrome

[Wurm]

jsut give that to employeers at least it is half ass

[TallGuy]

and give me some money :king:

[~The_Duke~]

BBS Gunmetal 18s in front 19s in back :goodjob:

[TallGuy]

but some 19in BBS lm's look good to

[slowrolla97]

HRE's 547 19's staggered chrome
Do you know the HRE main page?

[slowrolla97]

and give me some money :king:
if i had money to spear...........nvm

[TheSnail]

Since we are on page 240, I bought this crap today.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fse arch.dll%3Fcgiurl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fcgi.ebay.co m%252Fws%252F%26fkr%3D1%26from%3DR8%26satitle%3D80 69341392%26category0%3D%26fvi%3D1&item=8069341392

[slowrolla97]

I wanna lip in the rear just to let you know. I know HRE makes custom wheels too. :goodjob:

[TallGuy]

ok here is a little poll for you guys.
you have to pick one of each.

What wheels should i get on my Red 03 325 BMW.

1. HRE
2. Lowenharts
3. BBS
4. Volk
5. Other (please explain)
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Color
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1. All black
2. Black with polished lip.
3. Chrome
4. Silver or brushed look.
5. Gunmetal.
6. Other (please explain)
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Size
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1. 18s all around
2. 19s all around
3. 18s staggered
4. 18s, 19s staggered
4. Twankies


Just would like to know yalls opinion
BBS LM
http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTI1NDc2OTZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg
HRE 547
http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com/wetoddimage.wtdr/wMTI1NDc3MDZzNDEzZGZkMzF5NTQx.jpg

[Wurm]

Snail i hate you i work everyday and still cant afford to spend 900 bucks PRICK

[TallGuy]

http://hrewheels.com/home/

[~The_Duke~]

I think the top one looks better...

[TheSnail]

I wanna lip in the rear just to let you know. I know HRE makes custom wheels too. :goodjob:


Behold the lip

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/DSCN4550.jpg

[TallGuy]

Since we are on page 240, I bought this crap today.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fsearch.ebay.com%3A80%2Fsearch%2Fse arch.dll%3Fcgiurl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fcgi.ebay.co m%252Fws%252F%26fkr%3D1%26from%3DR8%26satitle%3D80 69341392%26category0%3D%26fvi%3D1&item=8069341392
do they sell good stuff?

[TallGuy]

I think the top one looks better...
The BBS LM's are SEX :idb:

[TheSnail]

do they sell good stuff?


Jhot? if so, yeah they are good.

[TallGuy]

but there like 900+ a wheel way out of my range

[Brut]

chicken pot pie

[Wurm]

90% of s13's are primer black hahahha

[Brut]

1000 i made it wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :) :) :) :) :)

[TallGuy]

Jhot? if so, yeah they are good.
i was going to buy a VG30dett form them but got a better deal els where. they had a nice set of Nismo Lm1 gt2 rims for sale that i wish i could have bought.

[TallGuy]

600 hahahahaha

[TheSnail]

90% of s13's are primer black hahahha


I spent like 15k on it and could not even spend $300 to go maako lol! Flat black FTW ! ! !

[TallGuy]

so how long do you think it will take to break the record

[TallGuy]

primer black the poor mans bling

[TallGuy]

thesnail, when do i get a ride in the 240....it has an RB26 right?

[TheSnail]

thesnail, when do i get a ride in the 240....it has an RB26 right?


I sold that car like 2years ago. I'll give you a ride once I'm finished with the new one.

[TallGuy]

Damn but i thought i just sall it in the FS thread.

[TallGuy]

you have your own shop?

[TheSnail]

The guy I sold it to wanted a new Cadilac as a daily. He put down 470 somthing before the clutch started to slip. It was a good car but it was a car you dont go to Food Lion with. As far as a shop. I was close to starting one, but I have a three car garage so it is cheap for me to keep it at home. I am innertwined with a bunch of shops though.

[TheSnail]

Apples are best when lime green.

[TheSnail]

Why do toilets have to be white?

[TheSnail]

Strawberry+ banana

Strawbana?

[TheSnail]

Cat+dog

Cog?

[TheSnail]

Bird+eagle

Beagle?

[~The_Duke~]

Bird+eagle

Beagle?

hell no eagles are way to smart to help form a beagle....

[TheSnail]

hell no eagles are way to smart to help form a beagle....


That would be correct.

I had a beagle once. I used to kick it and torture it to relive stress. Once it was about a year old we took it to the dog pound, and it was put to sleep.

[TheSnail]

I almost have a job.

[TheSnail]

Edit, I am almost on my way to getting a job.

[TheSnail]

But I can make more money not having a job then having a job.

[TheSnail]

But what if I did both? Brilliant!

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STFU!!!

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STFU!!!


WOOOT! ! ! ! !

The Fuck is up CA !

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[Crazy Asian]

DRINK BEER AND STFU!!!

[TheSnail]

Beer is good, you STFU !

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[~The_Duke~]

you must have no life at all...

[TheSnail]

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[TheSnail]

you must have no life at all...

I have no job, I have no tomorrow, I have no obligations. I havent even taken a shower in 3 days.

78 woot !

[~The_Duke~]

wow have your neighbors complained about the smell yet...

[TheSnail]

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[TheSnail]

wow have your neighbors complained about the smell yet...


I live on 3 acres so they dont smell it, but I think the neighbor killed his wife 2 days ago.

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[~The_Duke~]

I live on 3 acres so they dont smell it, but I think the neighbor killed his wife 2 days ago.

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That is lovely...have you called the police...

[TheSnail]

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[TheSnail]

That is lovely...have you called the police...


No, I called my bro and he was about to but I told him not to since it was not our buisness. I want to go over there with a digi cam to take some pics, though the woman is probably decomposing since its been 2 days.

[slowrolla97]

hello everyone

[TheSnail]

Sup rolla

[~The_Duke~]

No, I called my bro and he was about to but I told him not to since it was not our buisness. I want to go over there with a digi cam to take some pics, though the woman is probably decomposing since its been 2 days.

:lmao: just dont get shot to...and I would call the cops...

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[slowrolla97]

Sup rolla
how you doin

[TheSnail]

:lmao: just dont get shot to...and I would call the cops...


I have more guns then the neighbor, but I should of done something when she was screaming for help. I just stood there smoking my cigarette. I told my gf and she was like " you did not do anything?" but yeah, oh well she is probablly gone now, its not my fault, its her husband's/boyfriend's.

[TheSnail]

how you doin

Just drinking, Im going to eat once I get to 300ish

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[~The_Duke~]

damn... you are a cold hearted bastard...

[TheSnail]

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[~The_Duke~]

I guess I am to much of a heroic type person...

[TheSnail]

damn... you are a cold hearted bastard...


Its not my fault. I could of went over there and got possibly gotten stabbed. So I just smoked my cig and listened from a distance.

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[slowrolla97]

Just drinking, Im going to eat once I get to 300ish

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yum food i got to wake up at 8 tomorrow

[TheSnail]

I have been trying to figure out how I can go over there to see if she is dead? Any advice, besides calling the cops.

[~The_Duke~]

Its not my fault. I could of went over there and got possibly gotten stabbed. So I just smoked my cig and listened from a distance.

:lmao: guns...need I say more lol

oh well if she is pushing up daisies you cant do much about it now...just go over there and take a good snif to see if you smell death...

[slowrolla97]

I have been trying to figure out how I can go over there to see if she is dead? Any advice, besides calling the cops.
messenger bird FTW

[~The_Duke~]

I have been trying to figure out how I can go over there to see if she is dead? Any advice, besides calling the cops.

is it woodsy around the house...if so just dress up in some camo and get some binocs

[TheSnail]

yum food i got to wake up at 8 tomorrow


8am? Jesus! I had to get my bro to set up an appointment for me at 10am this morning to go to the hospital, then he had to drag me out of bed a 2pm and drive me there at for 2:45. Waking up at 8am with out a tree coming through the roof is just rediculus. PS dont look at my spelling lol.

[~The_Duke~]

dress up as a traveling sales guy and go try to sell them something...

[slowrolla97]

8am? Jesus! I had to get my bro to set up an appointment for me at 10am this morning to go to the hospital, then he had to drag me out of bed a 2pm and drive me there at for 2:45. Waking up at 8am with out a tree coming through the roof is just rediculus. PS dont look at my spelling lol.
yeah this is for a good as job tho
if i get it i will not be on the LNC till 3 or 4 anymore :(

[TheSnail]

is it woodsy around the house...if so just dress up in some camo and get some binocs


It is, I was thinking about seeing if I can get close enough to the windows to see anything suspicious. All the lights have been off in the past 2 days, so it makes it hard to check. I should check right now, when I go for a cig.

[TheSnail]

yeah this is for a good as job tho
if i get it i will not be on the LNC till 3 or 4 anymore :(


Well I will be proud of you. Late night crew or not, this is life. You gotta do what you gotta do to make the best of it.

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[~The_Duke~]

ya just go over there and look in the windows and say that you threw a baseball over here and was looking for it...

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ya just go over there and look in the windows and say that you threw a baseball over here and was looking for it...


Im going to go over there in 5min.

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Damn I got like 200 more posts to go till I get to eat:(

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go look in the window bitch!

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go look in the window bitch!


Its a big yard and a big house. Ill see what I can find. Should I bring a gun with me or would that be a bad thing law wise?

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[~The_Duke~]

Its a big yard and a big house. Ill see what I can find. Should I bring a gun with me or would that be a bad thing law wise?

do you have a concealed weopen permit? if so shoot put it in a holister and dont pull it til you need it...

[slowrolla97]

page 250 bitch

[TheSnail]

Im going over there now.

[RandomGuy]

where u been V man

[TheSnail]

do you have a concealed weopen permit? if so shoot put it in a holister and dont pull it til you need it...


No I dont. I'll just go over there while smoking my cig. See if I see anything.

Okay im off, be back in 10ish min

[~The_Duke~]

No I dont. I'll just go over there while smoking my cig. See if I see anything.

Okay im off, be back in 10ish min

can I have your car if you die?

[slowrolla97]

you crazy man

[~The_Duke~]

you crazy man

shit If I were him I would have a rifle my back and If I got asked what I was doing I would tell them I was hunting coyetes...

[TheSnail]

Okay, I did not go to the windows since they have there own street light. their lights are off which is not uncommon for this time of night, but their trash can is not out for tommorow and there is only one of the two cars there. I think I'll wait untill the police show up, but damn I want to take some pics for my self.

[TheSnail]

where u been V man


Just drinking my friend, Im back now, Still drinking just not as much.

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2 days after a muder in summer time, If I took pictures it would probably look like this

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y261/thesnail/m6.jpg

[slowrolla97]

you are sick

[~The_Duke~]

yes yes he is...