"THE" record breaking thread.

[slowrolla97]

where my peeps at?

[gijoe0720]

right hurr

[slowrolla97]

right hurr
what you doin

[gijoe0720]

fixin to call my future wife named sara.

[slowrolla97]

fixin to call my future wife named sara.
dude that is so weird mine is too.

[CSquared]

I just got off the phone with mine...

[slowrolla97]

I just got off the phone with mine...
is her name sara too??

[never_finished]

fucked up haha

[slowrolla97]

fucked up haha
are you cuse i wish i was

[CSquared]

Actually i talk to her quite a bit on aim. ha.

[never_finished]

what?

[never_finished]

oh, not fucked up, just had a few beers.


i was replying to joes comment

haha

[5thgcelica]

bitches.

[slowrolla97]

Actually i talk to her quite a bit on aim. ha.
yeah i know i am over there most of the time

[gijoe0720]

People say I talk like forrest gump :(

[slowrolla97]

People say I talk like forrest gump :(
true story

[never_finished]

hey devin i want some free chicken

that shit was pretty good

[slowrolla97]

hey devin i want some free chicken

that shit was pretty good
free food where??? I want some!!

[CSquared]

wasnt forest gump retarded?

[gijoe0720]

i think so

[slowrolla97]

wasnt forest gump retarded?
thats why GIjoe is perfict to play in forest gump 2. :doh:

[slowrolla97]

everyone left

[gijoe0720]

thats why GIjoe is perfict to play in forest gump 2. :doh:


fuck you

[slowrolla97]

fuck you
When ya want to. Me calender is kinda busy tho.

[gijoe0720]

i don't want you i want sara

[slowrolla97]

i don't want you i want sara
You cant have her so get over her.

[gijoe0720]

i will kill you

[slowrolla97]

i will kill you
come and try it son

[gijoe0720]

when and where?

[5thgcelica]

tomrrow at 1pm

[gijoe0720]

I will be at work

[slowrolla97]

I will be at work
just dont send me anymore vids of you taken shits

[gijoe0720]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha I was just about to send that to you again

[5thgcelica]

time for a nap.

[slowrolla97]

hahahahahahahahahahahaha I was just about to send that to you again
OMG i would be the one doing the killing

[gijoe0720]

you wouldn't do shit PUSSY

[slowrolla97]

you wouldn't do shit PUSSY
lol funny thing is you got the pussy shit

[never_finished]

queers

[~The_Duke~]

bitch...

[Slow Motion]

BACK AGAIN....

[Slow Motion]

POSTING AGAIN>>>

[Slow Motion]

Again and im gone.......IA

[slowrolla97]

I am here. time to whore it up

[slowrolla97]

everyone already went to sleep. yall bitches

[slowrolla97]

man yall suck. Where the LNC at??

[slowrolla97]

hum what is there to do?

[slowrolla97]

i am getting kinda tired

[slowrolla97]

i am getting bored

[slowrolla97]

is anyone awake?

[Flip]

well, sorta....

[Flip]

my contacts kinda hurt like shit

[melisme0]

i'm sorry ur eyes hurting always make it worse

[Flip]

yep yep... been sleeping in them too much lately...

[melisme0]

aww ...hey did u have the crazy ex girlfriend/?

[slowrolla97]

aww ...hey did u have the crazy ex girlfriend/?
who me??

[slowrolla97]

i am still up and kicking

[melisme0]

yes u i can't remember...i'm still kicking for a few more job hunting

[slowrolla97]

i had the ex that everyone on here was crazy for.... like gijoe and never finished were all over here and shit.

[slowrolla97]

yes u i can't remember...i'm still kicking for a few more job hunting
well hey if you want to be escorted in your such for a job let me know. i am in the same boat as you.

[melisme0]

i'm too old to hunt for jobs i hate it lol j/k ....ok that girl

[slowrolla97]

i'm too old to hunt for jobs i hate it lol j/k ....ok that girl
lol yeah. i need a job so damn bad. i am having the worst of luck

[melisme0]

mee too i have 525 car note due july 7 and 200 saved lol

[slowrolla97]

mee too i have 525 car note due july 7 and 200 saved lol
yeah i got 550 due next wednesday with 10 saved. i am not sure if i will be keeping the car for much longer. o well it was nice driving the BMW while i could. back to the shitty corolla

[melisme0]

i'' get mine might be late but paid lol

[SNapper]

JESUS

[EmminoDaGreat]

keeps going.......

[SNapper]

NO

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[Nitro]

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[On_Her_Face]

800 today?...

[oldschoolteg]

next page

[Wurm]

bump

[5thgcelica]

yall live for bitches and blood, we live for weed and money.

[Scrilla]

^^^^

gotta love P. Pre Last don era...On point.

[Scrilla]

i begin my count down to 3000 posts...29.

[5thgcelica]

^^^^

gotta love P. Pre Last don era...On point.


yeha. had to take it back for a moment.

[Bishop]

yeha. had to take it back for a moment.
^^what a fag

[5thgcelica]

^^what a fag


HEY. BE NICE.

AND WHY ARE YOU ON HERE

DID I SAY YOU COULD STOP WORKING?!?!

GO CLEAR MY SHIT>

hhahaha ;)

[Bishop]

HEY. BE NICE.

AND WHY ARE YOU ON HERE

DID I SAY YOU COULD STOP WORKING?!?!

GO CLEAR MY SHIT>

hhahaha ;)
fuck you bitch lol....i just got my hair cut (finally) lol...im about to go out and spray the sealer, red and clear...hurray! :rolleyes: lol

[LiL PaKi]

life sucks

[5thgcelica]

fuck you bitch lol....i just got my hair cut (finally) lol...im about to go out and spray the sealer, red and clear...hurray! :rolleyes: lol
lol tru tru. hair cuts are nice... specially in the summer. lol.

[Scrilla]

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[5thgcelica]

yeaaahh...

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[5thgcelica]

k.;jhtfd564398o7u

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[dereksi]

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[LiL PaKi]

If you found a purse on the school bus shuttle that had $900+ would u return it to the owner if their address was in it or u could give it to lost and found... or would u keep it?

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[Wurm]

whore

[oldschoolteg]

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[LiL PaKi]

If you found a purse on the school bus shuttle that had $900+ would u return it to the owner if their address was in it or u could give it to lost and found... or would u keep it?

repost

[oldschoolteg]

^^ :lol:

[LiL PaKi]

not funny !

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[LiL PaKi]

:(

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[5thgcelica]

death

[oldschoolteg]

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[5thgcelica]

no.

[oldschoolteg]

:(

Looks like someone wants some attention! :)

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[Wurm]

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[oldschoolteg]

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[5thgcelica]

work.

[oldschoolteg]

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[oldschoolteg]

play.

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[slowrolla97]

tiredness....

[xaznstylegrlx]

test n quiz today, it sucked

[Scrilla]

hahha... i remember those... i luved the fact that i had the hard classes 4,5,6 period... i would have the answers texted to me by third....:lmfao:

[slowrolla97]

so what is up with the people of IA

[Scrilla]

besides the fact that most are gay? :dunno:

[slowrolla97]

besides the fact that most are gay? :dunno:
I knew there was sometthing a lil fishy about gijoe and never finished

[Scrilla]

mhm...

[never_finished]

slowrolla how come that text message u sent me, all it said was i want you?

[Scrilla]

:dunno:

[slowrolla97]

slowrolla how come that text message u sent me, all it said was i want you?
You were not supposed to tell anyone about that..... God. We are over.

[never_finished]

good, ever since you stopped putting out i got over it anyway!

[slowrolla97]

good, ever since you stopped putting out i got over it anyway!
OMG os that how you felt about me.. WTF i thought we had some thing. :(

[xaznstylegrlx]

boys always put out lmao

[~The_Duke~]

boys always put out lmao

That is not always true...for instance...my friend marc was a virgin til he found a hot girl to do stuff with, and trust me he had plenty of other chances with 'ok' looking ones. My friend marc is 300 pounds on a good day...

[never_finished]

boys always put out lmao

hey :yay:

[xaznstylegrlx]

hey :yay:
hiya ;)

[§treet_§peed]

werd

[§treet_§peed]

man back in the day, i used to get all my friends laid by good looking girls jsut so they wouldn't bitch and i was usual stuck playing cards with myself.....

[never_finished]

leftover pizza is the best

[~The_Duke~]

I had left over pizza last night...

[xaznstylegrlx]

i had... watermelon lol

[SiR_Boost]

:stupid:

[~The_Duke~]

I am eating ginger snaps

[slowrolla97]

Now i am hungy.....


Broke+no food in the crib=SOL

[~The_Duke~]

Now i am hungy.....


Broke+no food in the crib=SOL

If you meet me at the wendy's on 9 up here by windard at about 710 I might think about buying you a jr bacon cheese burger or 2 you broke starving person...

[SiR_Boost]

i'mm poor, lonely, thursty, hungry, etc... etc... :boohoo:

[SiR_Boost]

lil paki, if you will post i will give you rep!! :D

[~The_Duke~]

i'mm poor, lonely, thursty, hungry, etc... etc... :boohoo:

Well I dont know you so NO FOOD FOR YOU!!

[SiR_Boost]

but i'm kool though, remember?? i'm the funny etertaining guy...

[~The_Duke~]

but I dont know you...I think adam sander is funny and entertaining but I dont know him...

[never_finished]

im bored

[SiR_Boost]

:boohoo: now i'm gonna cry..:boohoo:






























nah just playin'

[xaznstylegrlx]

free food eh...?

[slowrolla97]

but I dont know you...I think adam sander is funny and entertaining but I dont know him...
LOL that is a very nice gesture. Thank you but i have this little Drug and alcohol class i gotta go to from 6-7 off of county services. thank you tho

[SiR_Boost]

i'm lonley

[slowrolla97]

i'm lonley
mee tooo.

[SiR_Boost]

oh werd?? weeeerd...nah mean

[SiR_Boost]

i want boobies!!!!!

[SiR_Boost]

hey any guys or girls wanna read something sweet and sensitive??

[slowrolla97]

i want boobies!!!!!
I want something to doo!!!!!!!

[~The_Duke~]

I want something to doo!!!!!!!

That is what your GF is for...not IA...

[slowrolla97]

That is what your GF is for...not IA...
We broke up 3 days ago......

[Scrilla]

sucks to be u....

[slowrolla97]

sucks to be u....
Go fuck a corn stalk and DIAF

[SiR_Boost]

dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! the SWAT team is about to shoot this dude up in a qwennet aparment complex

[SiR_Boost]

in Norcross

[slowrolla97]

Go fuck a corn stalk and DIAF
sorry for going off but i am going through hard times with the passing of my father a few weeks ago and the passing of 2 of my closest friends it febuary and then now my girlfriend leaves me.

[slowrolla97]

dude!!!!!!!!!!!!! the SWAT team is about to shoot this dude up in a qwennet aparment complex
damn it i wish i could watch it but i gotta leave soon to go to me probation class shit. fuck this shit. i hate probation. well i guess i deserve it.

[SiR_Boost]

rep for slowrolla97 for hard times

[~The_Duke~]

dude...slowrolla...you have bad luck...you want to come hunt a 4 leaf clover in my front yard?

[slowrolla97]

rep for slowrolla97 for hard times
Thankz...

[slowrolla97]

dude...slowrolla...you have bad luck...you want to come hunt a 4 leaf clover in my front yard?
LOL i have never found one B4.... I think i am an omen

[~The_Duke~]

I tried to rep you man, but it wont let me cas I repped you the other day...

[~The_Duke~]

LOL i have never found one B4.... I think i am an omen

:lmao: ah you cant be that bad...

[slowrolla97]

Ight well i gotta go to the class. anyone can come if they want to. Listen to a faget tell us the choices we made were bad and shit. well i will talk to yall later.

[§treet_§peed]

been there done that. see ya

[~The_Duke~]

I think the worst state mandated class I have been to is the divorce one if there are kids involved...

Dont call your x names infront of the kid
Dont fight with your x infront of the kid
Dont tell your kid bad things about your x
Expect the kid to think it is their fault
Expect the kid to try to get you and your x back together

last but not least

Make sure your kid knows that you and your x still love them...

Biggest waste of 30 dollars and 4 hrs in my life...

[§treet_§peed]

:orly

[§treet_§peed]

bump mofo

[~The_Duke~]

I ate to much panda express...

[~The_Duke~]

Well isnt that peachy...my co-worker got a new phone and it has a free game on it...

2Fast2Furious Toyko Drift...we are all going to hell on the roof of a rice ball...

[§treet_§peed]

werd??? wtf??!?!?!

[~The_Duke~]

WTF about what?

[§treet_§peed]

2fast2furious game on a cell phone

[AnthonyF]

holy fuck....

[~The_Duke~]

He showed it to me and I was like great...what next...

[§treet_§peed]

yeah i know right?? GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[~The_Duke~]

I got a good chuckle though... I was on my way home for eating a 1am snack with tasuki civic and I saw a guy in a 4 door civic with a 4 foot tall wing on the back pulled over by a cop...

[§treet_§peed]

^^^^^^^^hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Ricer FTL!











:ttiwwp:

[~The_Duke~]

^^^^^^^^hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!! Ricer FTL!











:ttiwwp:

It was a night and all I had was a carmea phone so there were no pics taken altough it would have made a good one...

I need to take my carmea over to gainesville and take some 'specail' car pics...

[AnthonyF]

did it have Euro Tail lights w/ only 2 bulbs working?

[slowrolla97]

I am back.... everyone run!!!!!!

[§treet_§peed]

:stupid:

[~The_Duke~]

did it have Euro Tail lights w/ only 2 bulbs working?

The cop was in the way...

[~The_Duke~]

I am back.... everyone run!!!!!!

Do you feel better now that you know that you werent supposed to do drugs or drink?

[AnthonyF]

damn, o'well. I see plenty of them on Buford hwy. lol they have so much shit on their cars but do not know how to drive or want to race.

[§treet_§peed]

could been a great :smileowne pic though!!

[slowrolla97]

Do you feel better now that you know that you werent supposed to do drugs or drink?


LOL the hole 8 weeks of this class bullshit were totally pointless. I dont need a guy to tell me what to do in life. Granted I know what i did had consequences but I am responsible to take the consequences on my own.

[~The_Duke~]

damn, o'well. I see plenty of them on Buford hwy. lol they have so much shit on their cars but do not know how to drive or want to race.

:lmao: they always want to race me...cas I have 4 doors on my car I must be slow lol...

[AnthonyF]

haha. they will never race me, no matter what I am in. But they do think that their loud fucking dumbass retarded fart can makes their car faster.

[§treet_§peed]

Dude i'm so JDM i Got all THREE Fast asnd the Furious moves on bootleg special edition yo....

[§treet_§peed]

I'm so JDM i got V-TEC tunning stick on emblems on my Focus NIKKA!!!!!!!!!

[AnthonyF]

Dude i'm so JDM i Got all THREE Fast asnd the Furious moves on bootleg special edition yo....


you already used that one in the JDM topic. no good man... no good.

[~The_Duke~]

haha. they will never race me, no matter what I am in. But they do think that their loud fucking dumbass retarded fart can makes their car faster.

I drive a bone ass stock '05 SE-R Spec V, I bet they are scared of the mustang...

[slowrolla97]

Yeah they always wanted to race me in the corolla. I am just like no, but i will race you sideways toyko drift style yo...

[§treet_§peed]

still funny though, aight give me sec i'
ll come up with another one........











I'm so JDM i got my tag personalized to say JDMTYTE

[AnthonyF]

lol. even though it is sitting in my shop. I can't wait to get it back on the road. But, i don't think they think much of it. but what do I know. i love showing them that their cars suck.


when they don't pass emissions and they have a bunch of stickers on their car. They go "why'd it fail amigo" everything in english except friend? WTF? I go...."It has too many stickers and your race exhaust isn't helping".

[~The_Duke~]

nah these people dont think they are JDM, they think they are going to win the border cross grand prix...

[§treet_§peed]

dude i'm so JDM i added 2 NOS stickers on my car and got alteast 50 horse to the wheels yo!!!

[AnthonyF]

post those in the other thread as well

[§treet_§peed]

got another one......





I am So totaly JDM that i put my 4 foot tall aluminum spioler on the trunk of my car so i could keep my rear tires down when i take off so i want spin the wheels so bad in my front wheel drive....

[slowrolla97]

dude i'm so JDM i added 2 NOS stickers on my car and got alteast 50 horse to the wheels yo!!!
Just stop please. you are hurting my head.

[§treet_§peed]

but some people think that i am telling the truth!! :D

[slowrolla97]

but some people think that i am telling the truth!! :D
Wait you are not telling the truth.







*insert laugh here*

[~The_Duke~]

The guy that my wife cheated on me with almost got raped by a whole group of mexicans after he started pealing a NOS sticker off of an old jetta that had a wing and big lots spinners on it...

[AnthonyF]

some of those details u could have left out. if you want, we can find and.....put NAWWWZZZ stickers on his car...or something a little more.... :)

[slowrolla97]

The guy that my wife cheated on me with almost got raped by a whole group of mexicans after he started pealing a NOS sticker off of an old jetta that had a wing and big lots spinners on it...


HAHA o wait that sounds like something I did. But i killed the Mexicanos

[~The_Duke~]

some of those details u could have left out. if you want, we can find and.....put NAWWWZZZ stickers on his car...or something a little more.... :)

Oh I know where the bitch lives :D

[slowrolla97]

some of those details u could have left out. if you want, we can find and.....put NAWWWZZZ stickers on his car...or something a little more.... :)
Count me in.... :king: :D

[429bigblock]

Count me in.... :king: :D

kyles gay and i love him

[~The_Duke~]

Blue Scion Tc with injen stickers on lower portion of the door panel...injen CAI...injen exhaust...lower alil and the Tc is taken off the back...smoked tail lights...lil eye lid cover things to make it look more 'aggressive' and he is alil black headed romanian dude...

[~The_Duke~]

kyles gay and i love him

Who pitches and who catches?

[429bigblock]

Who pitches and who catches?

im sorry i dont speak spanish