"THE" record breaking thread.

[TheSnail]

Tasuki

[Wurm]

lol i have to take the whole thing. stops my pain instantly. lol i must wieght more than you?

yes u probally do 90% of people weigh more then my ass I cant gain weight no matter what i do got the metabolism of a hummingbird or a tape wurm hahahah nah i weight 115 soaking wet

[Tasuki_Civic]

Yes baby?

[TheSnail]

hey

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol 115 huh yea i could eat you alive. im 147

[Tasuki_Civic]

hiie Snail ;)

[Wurm]

lol 115 huh yea i could eat you alive. im 147


you would have to cut me in half to eat me though cause im 6'2"

[TheSnail]

Wurm, you are 6,2 and 115lbs?

[Tasuki_Civic]

LMAO Duke !! Duke!! Hes tall !!! 6'2 is a lil short but i can work with it

[Tasuki_Civic]

wait wait wait 6'2 and 115 ....wtf?? i cant imagine that

[TheSnail]

Gotta catch cancer, be back in 5min

[Tasuki_Civic]

TheSnail and Wurm.....nice name guys

[Wurm]

LMAO Duke !! Duke!! Hes tall !!! 6'2 is a lil short but i can work with it

when the fuck is 6'2 short i mean im not super tall but im not short hahha im talking bout height not my penis length hooka

[Tasuki_Civic]

Gotta catch cancer, be back in 5min


hahaha you smoke.....no good Snail thats not attractive

[Wurm]

hahaha you smoke.....no good Snail thats not attractive


*hide cigs* :goodjob:

[Tasuki_Civic]

when the fuck is 6'2 short i mean im not super tall but im not short hahha im talking bout height not my penis length hooka


im sure you got that length but i dunno about tha width. guys who are 6'2 has a nice size. but to me 6'2 is kinda like average to me. i like 6'4 and above. the tallest ive dated was 6'8 and he was the shortest guy in his crew of friends

[TheSnail]

hahaha you smoke.....no good Snail thats not attractive


It's crystal meth, not cigarettes, so its okay.

[Tasuki_Civic]

hehe crystal meth....

[~The_Duke~]

meth..FTL

[TheSnail]

Whats the worst thing (not drugs) yall have done?

*Guilty conscience time*

[Wurm]

im sure you got that length but i dunno about tha width. guys who are 6'2 has a nice size. but to me 6'2 is kinda like average to me. i like 6'4 and above. the tallest ive dated was 6'8 and he was the shortest guy in his crew of friends

lmao that sounds dirty roflmao

[Tasuki_Civic]

i agree with Duke....i could never get myself to try all those drugs. i think its too wierd to put into my body. ive always wanted to try X but i was always too scared lol. im such a punk

[Tasuki_Civic]

the only thing i have tried was diffrent types of weed and thats it.

[Wurm]

Whats the worst thing (not drugs) yall have done?

*Guilty conscience time*

I beat the shit out of some kid in the mall parking lot with a tireiron for calling my friend a "Nigger". I dont regret it though It was the right thing to do I jsut shouldnt have used the tireiron

[~The_Duke~]

I have never tried any sort of illegel drug...

[Wurm]

i agree with Duke....i could never get myself to try all those drugs. i think its too wierd to put into my body. ive always wanted to try X but i was always too scared lol. im such a punk

X is alright it was my drug of choice but i got burnt out on it then started messing with hallucinogen... Acid etc... but now i dont do any of that shit

[~The_Duke~]

Had sex in broad day light in a park that was full of small children...

[Wurm]

Had sex in broad day light in a park that was full of small children...

super soaker eh?

[~The_Duke~]

Whats the worst thing (not drugs) yall have done?

*Guilty conscience time*

Had sex in broad day light in a park that was full of small children...

[~The_Duke~]

super soaker eh?

Nope they never found us...althought right after we put all of our cloths back on one kid found us...as I was zipping up my shorts

[Tasuki_Civic]

i dont do bad things to pple. not unless its needed but no hase never drivin me to that point yet

[~The_Duke~]

oh and during this time was logging community service hours for helping out the local college :goodjob:

[Tasuki_Civic]

X is alright it was my drug of choice but i got burnt out on it then started messing with hallucinogen... Acid etc... but now i dont do any of that shit


wow i could never do that....i ahd thought about it but my homegurl....shes like chick that was astr8 rebel and punk rock chick with star tatts on her wrist. she told me to not try it. its not really worth it. jus stick to weed. and my sistold me about some other drugs and dont try it. so i never did anything but weed

[Wurm]

i dont do bad things to pple. not unless its needed but no hase never drivin me to that point yet

i normally dont that was just a special circumstance

[Wurm]

wow i could never do that....i ahd thought about it but my homegurl....shes like chick that was astr8 rebel and punk rock chick with star tatts on her wrist. she told me to not try it. its not really worth it. jus stick to weed. and my sistold me about some other drugs and dont try it. so i never did anything but weed

i cant stand weed the smell makes me want to puke for some reason

[~The_Duke~]

I told a 4 yr old that had just jumped into lake lanier that there were man eating sharks in the water...

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol i havent smoked weed in 3 to 4 years. and im planning to in the future. i love the smell if its good weed. lol i guess im jus wierd like that

[Wurm]

I told a 4 yr old that had just jumped into lake lanier that there were man eating sharks in the water...

roflmao fucking with little kids is the most entertaining shit to do

[Tasuki_Civic]

I told a 4 yr old that had just jumped into lake lanier that there were man eating sharks in the water...


lol thats fucked up cause if i was that age i would have believed ya

[Wurm]

lol thats fucked up cause if i was that age i would have believed ya


thats the point lol

[~The_Duke~]

lol thats fucked up cause if i was that age i would have believed ya

oh the kid started freaking out and crying and stuff...then I told her that splashing around like that only attracts them...

[Tasuki_Civic]

ooh ooh i know ive told a guy that i was dating that i was pregnant and let it last for 2 and a half days. lol he was mad ass hell but it was a great april fools joke. the only reason why i fucked with him like that is cause he always gets me his pranks so not only was it good timing for me but it was big joke for all the lil ones he did to me

[Tasuki_Civic]

oh the kid started freaking out and crying and stuff...then I told her that splashing around like that only attracts them...


lol thats sounds like something i would have done. lol thats pretty funny

[~The_Duke~]

ooh ooh i know ive told a guy that i was dating that i was pregnant and let it last for 2 and a half days. lol he was mad ass hell but it was a great april fools joke. the only reason why i fucked with him like that is cause he always gets me his pranks so not only was it good timing for me but it was big joke for all the lil ones he did to me

:lmao: oh damn that was mean...lol I would have been pissed after I found out you were just joking...

[Wurm]

ooh ooh i know ive told a guy that i was dating that i was pregnant and let it last for 2 and a half days. lol he was mad ass hell but it was a great april fools joke. the only reason why i fucked with him like that is cause he always gets me his pranks so not only was it good timing for me but it was big joke for all the lil ones he did to me

thats diry he should have smacked you

[Tasuki_Civic]

lol yea it was great........he had nothing to do but except the joke and laugh at it. and thats what he did

[~The_Duke~]

I am hungry...

[Wurm]

I am hungry...

i was until I ate this bag of salt and vinegar chips

[Wurm]

damn died for a minute

[~The_Duke~]

i was until I ate this bag of salt and vinegar chips

you are going to die from drug OD and\or a heart attack from cloged veines...

[~The_Duke~]

Did IA shit itself just a sec ago...

[Tasuki_Civic]

i ate an hour ago...i had like a 1/4 of a baked patta with bacon cheese sour cream and salt and peppa. with some grape juice. it was pretty good.

[Tasuki_Civic]

im out fells gotts sleep

[Wurm]

you are going to die from drug OD and\or a heart attack from cloged veines...

hahahah oh well

[~The_Duke~]

good night...

[Wurm]

im out fells gotts sleep

night dont let the crazy smurfs bite

[TheSnail]

Chello

[Wurm]

Chello
:confused:

[TheSnail]

I had to work out some deals with some fuckers that owned me money.

[TheSnail]

:confused:


Mexican for "hello"

[Wurm]

Mexican for "hello"

oh lol

[Stormhammer]

hallo eh?

[Wurm]

hallo eh?
halo?

[TheSnail]

I cut my hair into a mullut and grew out my facial hair! Im a redneck now!

http://photos-442.facebook.com/ip005/v17/176/85/22208928/n22208928_30726442_4775.jpg

[Wurm]

snail and stormhammer i repped yall for being up late lmao

[TheSnail]

I repped Storm, could not rep Wurm

[Wurm]

I repped Storm, could not rep Wurm

yeah i usally can't be repped lol

[Stormhammer]

haha - well I'm out - I got work @ 7am - cya folks

[Wurm]

haha - well I'm out - I got work @ 7am - cya folks

have fun with that night man

[TheSnail]

Peace man

[TheSnail]

gonna get to 300pgs?

[TheSnail]

meaahhh! ! !

[Wurm]

lol

[Wurm]

123

[TheSnail]

blubber wurm

[Wurm]

slow snail

[TheSnail]

Faster then a blubber wurm

[TheSnail]

Wurm you're into 240's right?

[Wurm]

Faster then a blubber wurm

but wurms cant breakdance lol (visa commercial)

[TheSnail]

but wurms cant breakdance lol (visa commercial)


I saw that, not bad for a wurm till the bird got it at the end.

[Wurm]

456

[TheSnail]

789

[TheSnail]

I got a Subway-Club from Subway. Im going to eat it latter.

[Wurm]

101112

[TheSnail]

A1 Sauce?

[Wurm]

steak?

[Wurm]

hmmmmmmmmmm

[TheSnail]

I got ah suuuu uuub, nan na na na naaaa na!

[Flip]

I grilled steak tonight. My grill cooked it really fast.

[Flip]

Its a new grill tho so i have an excuse.

[Flip]

Slow cooking steak is good. A little pink in the middle.

[TheSnail]

^Are you interested in a bbq this weekend?

[Flip]

^Are you interested in a bbq this weekend?

Possibly. I have a birthday party for a friend on friday and gotta work saturday and sunday nights at 11pm. Next weekend might be better. We could break the grill in in style :).

[TheSnail]

A friend invited me for this weekend so I was seeing with you and him if it would be cool. But if you have things going on, go for it. PM me if things change.

[Flip]

A friend invited me for this weekend so I was seeing with you and him if it would be cool. But if you have things going on, go for it. PM me if things change.

Oh awesome! Yeah I am kinda busy but I'm PM'ing you for more info just in case...

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Peace

[5thgcelica]

*yawn*

[Bishop]

yup

[Wurm]

hmmm

[slowrolla97]

Ok i need a job by Friday or my mom is kicking me out :eek:

[Wurm]

good luck with that

[~The_Duke~]

Ok i need a job by Friday or my mom is kicking me out :eek:

That could be an issue...ummm wal-mart...kroger...

[Wurm]

That could be an issue...ummm wal-mart...kroger...

you could always deliver pizza

[~The_Duke~]

ya that to...

[Ludester]

*1

[~The_Duke~]

try going to a pharmacy and getting a pharm tech job that is pretty fun and normally pays pretty good to...

[slowrolla97]

you could always deliver pizza
Yeah when i was working 2 jobs that was one on of them and got fired for have to go to my dads funeral with little notice. I was like are you fucking dumb!! That really pissed me off so it kinda ruined my pizza business. I went up to a jiffy lube express lube today and i think i got the job so i am hoping on that right now

[Wurm]

bump

[slowrolla97]

try going to a pharmacy and getting a pharm tech job that is pretty fun and normally pays pretty good to...
dont you need qualifications for that kinda job?

[~The_Duke~]

Yeah when i was working 2 jobs that was one on of them and got fired for have to go to my dads funeral with little notice. I was like are you fucking dumb!! That really pissed me off so it kinda ruined my pizza business. I went up to a jiffy lube express lube today and i think i got the job so i am hoping on that right now

Good deal :goodjob:

[slowrolla97]

Good deal :goodjob:
are you going to come out to north point tonight?

[~The_Duke~]

are you going to come out to north point tonight?

for my lunch break yes I am lol about 40 mins worth of socail time lol

[Wurm]

another boring workday

[slowrolla97]

for my lunch break yes I am lol about 40 mins worth of socail time lol
I only need you for 40 min :idb:
lol j/k iight well i will be wairing a black hks shirt and a black hat. look out ha me.......

[slowrolla97]

another boring workday
y not you play with bp.
lol when i had a job i complained about some days it was too busy and some days it was too slow. lol

[~The_Duke~]

Well as you can see my post count has dramicatly increased as a result of how busy I am at work...

[Tasuki_Civic]

Hi duke

[~The_Duke~]

hello again...

[~The_Duke~]

I am trying to arange baby sitting so I can do the mountain run on sunday...

[~The_Duke~]

I am bored...and there isnt anything going on at the office...

[slowrolla97]

I am trying to arange baby sitting so I can do the mountain run on sunday...
if i dont go i will do it for ya.
wait how old is the baby?

[~The_Duke~]

if i dont go i will do it for ya.
wait how old is the baby?

:lmao: she is 2 1/4 and she isnt potty trained yet lol...

[~The_Duke~]

I live with my parents so they are talking about babysitting her while I go have fun as we speak...

[Wurm]

lalalallalalalalalalalalalalalallalalalalalala

[Wurm]

bump

[Wurm]

hmmmmmmmm

[TallGuy]

damn no one in here

[~The_Duke~]

there are quite a few people at NP tonight...

[Wurm]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[never_finished]

whas happenin

[Wurm]

not shit

[5thgcelica]

ttt

[Wurm]

uuu

[5thgcelica]

i need a nap.

[Wurm]

i need a nap.

lazy

[~The_Duke~]

Chevy Cobalt arent nearly as slow as I though they were...

[Wurm]

but they are still slow

[~The_Duke~]

but they are still slow
ya...I didnt own him all the way cas I didnt know the road we were on as well as he did...racing is different up in north ga than it is down in Atl...

[slowrolla97]

checking in whats up hellas
yo zack it was nice meeting you today at north point. your a funny guy.

[Wurm]

hellas eh?

[~The_Duke~]

checking in whats up hellas
yo zack it was nice meeting you today at north point. your a funny guy.

thanks nice meeting you to...altough I feel really retarded I cant remember your name lol

[Wurm]

thanks nice meeting you to...altough I feel really retarded I cant remember your name lol

zack really got a unibrow? pictures dont always do it justice man

[~The_Duke~]

zack really got a unibrow? pictures dont always do it justice man

yes you asshole I really do have a unibrow lol...

[Wurm]

yes you asshole I really do have a unibrow lol...

ok i will leave you alone about it from now on

[~The_Duke~]

ok i will leave you alone about it from now on

:lmao: I really dont give a flying fuck you do or not...

[Wurm]

:lmao: I really dont give a flying fuck you do or not...

well im glad you dont take it personally

[~The_Duke~]

well im glad you dont take it personally

shit if I took everything that was said or typed to me personally I would be in a padded room with a spiffy white jacket on...

[Wurm]

shit if I took everything that was said or typed to me personally I would be in a padded room with a spiffy white jacket on...

that can be arranged im pretty sure i got the white jacket somewhere

[~The_Duke~]

that can be arranged im pretty sure i got the white jacket somewhere

...ummm ya keep that white jacket away from me cas it prolly has bodily fluid on it somewhere...

[Wurm]

...ummm ya keep that white jacket away from me cas it prolly has bodily fluid on it somewhere...

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh dont tell anyone damn

[slowrolla97]

poop?

[Wurm]

poop?

nah your moms vaginal discharge

[~The_Duke~]

poop?

That is about what my trash bag I just took out smelled like lol

[Wurm]

That is about what my trash bag I just took out smelled like lol

nasty man what the fuck u got kids or something

[~The_Duke~]

nasty man what the fuck u got kids or something

Just one...there was a shitty daiper in the bag if that is what you are asking...

[Wurm]

time to move to this thread and let the whoring begin

[Wurm]

Just one...there was a shitty daiper in the bag if that is what you are asking...

yep thats what i was asking

[~The_Duke~]

we arent doing to shabby right now...

[Wurm]

yeah 3 more pages till 300

[Wurm]

damn i have almost post 100 posts today

[TheSnail]

Wooot!

[Wurm]

Wooot!

lol whore time :goodjob:

[Wurm]

hmmmmmmmmmmm

[TheSnail]

damn i have almost post 100 posts today


You're gonna get past 3500 tonight.

[Hektik]

Im here let the whoring begin

[slowrolla97]

Im here let the whoring begin
it has already begun

[TheSnail]

lol whore time :goodjob:


Whoring to the 3rd power

[TheSnail]

Oh snap, we got a bunch of whores! This is going to be nasty

[Wurm]

snail u dont happen to have a spare radio bracket with pocket for a s13 do u

[TheSnail]

I have do drive my lazy ass to South Carolina in 28hrs.

[slowrolla97]

Oh snap, we got a bunch of whores! This is going to be nasty
indeed

[Wurm]

You're gonna get past 3500 tonight.

probally

[Wurm]

muahahha i got pizza

[Wurm]

lalallalala

[Hektik]

Oh snap, we got a bunch of whores! This is going to be nasty

yepp multiple disease spreading

[TheSnail]

snail u dont happen to have a spare radio bracket with pocket for a s13 do u


I'll get you one. I have one but its had to be ripped out since one of the screws were stripped. So when you push the buttons on the sterio, it pushes it in 1/4 inch. If you want that come grab it any time. But Im going to be tearing up cars for the next two weeks, so I can get you a good one.

[Wurm]

damn slow whores

[TheSnail]

probally


Its not even 1am

[Hektik]

it has already begun
damnit im onmly about 45000 post to late huh

[Wurm]

I'll get you one. I have one but its had to be ripped out since one of the screws were stripped. So when you push the buttons on the sterio, it pushes it in 1/4 inch. If you want that come grab it any time. But Im going to be tearing up cars for the next two weeks, so I can get you a good one.

yeah i will wait just grab be one when you are out i cnat ever find them at the yards new my house

[slowrolla97]

damn slow whores
:goodjob: look at my name

[Wurm]

Its not even 1am

hahaha 5 hours to go

[TheSnail]

damn slow whores


I had to write a big ass fucking story for your ass!

[Hektik]

damn slow whores
its a civic what u expect

[~The_Duke~]

I want a beer...

[Wurm]

:goodjob: look at my name

hands u some meth

[TheSnail]

hahaha 5 hours to go


Very true

[Wurm]

I want a beer...

I can piss in a bottle for you it will look the same i promise

[TheSnail]

I want a beer...


You should hang out with me.

[Nitro]

*YAWN*

[slowrolla97]

I want a beer...
agreed

[Wurm]

you can post 100 post a hour if u try

[Hektik]

how bout a blunt

[slowrolla97]

You should hang out with me.
i feel left out

[TheSnail]

3k is so close

[Wurm]

how bout a blunt

how bout some LSD

[Nitro]

I can piss in a bottle for you it will look the same i promise


hrrm? but there will be some temperature issues :D

[TheSnail]

i feel left out


Come on by you silly fucker!

[slowrolla97]

how bout a blunt
probation>me

[Wurm]

hrrm? but there will be some temperature issues :D

just warm beer

[Hektik]

how bout some LSD
a limited slip differential:lmfao:

[Wurm]

lol i got the 300

[Hektik]

fuck probation theres cleaners for that

[Wurm]

a limited slip differential:lmfao:

bah

[slowrolla97]

Come on by you silly fucker!
where do you live or were you joking cuse i want to drink and my friend has like 42 coors with him looking for a place to drink

[TheSnail]

how bout some LSD


The most Ive done was 12, and it fucked me up bad. I was scared of my own skin.

[~The_Duke~]

I dont do drugs...

[Wurm]

fuck probation theres cleaners for that

why not just quit till u are off probation lmao

[TheSnail]

where do you live or were you joking cuse i want to drink and my friend has like 42 coors with him looking for a place to drink


Marietta

[Hektik]

I dont do drugs...
well u should:eek:

[Wurm]

The most Ive done was 12, and it fucked me up bad. I was scared of my own skin.

ive dont like 7 hits thats about as far as i go.. I dont do anything anymore trying to let my brain catch back up

[~The_Duke~]

well u should:eek:

ummm my memory is already bad enough...

[slowrolla97]

fuck probation theres cleaners for that
yeah but if it does not work one time i dont feel like going to jail ya know

[Hektik]

why not just quit till u are off probation lmao

I guess that could work to butb im not on probation and im not a quitter