Dirty Secrets Thread..

[ZeD]

READ UP.. THESE ARE GETTIN PRETTY SAUCY! THERE'S A CONFESSION ON JUST ABOUT EVERY PAGE, SO MAKE SURE YOU READ THEM ALL!

Alright, dunno if it's been done before.. but.. i thought it would be interesting.. with all you insane assholes on here i think this could make for an interesting thread. Here's the deal..

Got a ****ed up sex story or just any secret you've hidden from everyone.. email it anonymously to my extra email and ill post it here...

Send emails to clint.jamess*@*gmail.com (delete *'s) ... this is a nice little trash email account I made to register for various websites so I don't get spammed up the ass.

Of course I'm a trustworthy guy and all that, even if I suspect someone I won't say anything.


Here's a few from the another site.

I'm trying too locate & contact my ex girlfriend from 15 years ago, I saw her @ Starbucks on xmas day
but I was with my wife and my ex looked really hot ,I can't stop thinking about her, I goto that Starbucks everyday around same time hoping we'd meet again, no luck. Hopefully she Google's her name because I created a website with her name as the domain (.com) for her too contact me.

My wife doesnt know, and no I wont be disclosing the domain name either.

STALKER.

when i was in my frat, some of the gys thought it would be fun to have a hooker hit up one of our parties... so my bro hooked it up and brought a fine ass b!tch back to the frat house. once she found out how many guys she wuz gonna have 2 fuk, she wanted a lot more cash than my bro bargined for. well we didnt have a lot of cash but we had a lot of coke. so we asked her if that was cool and she was all for it.

well my bro had the serius hook ups on this coke, it was like either uncut or pretty close to uncut. the ho' was fukin and suking left an right, and doing a lot of coke and drinking. she mustve not known wut hit her because she was passed out before she finished all the fuking...

well one guy says "dude i think shes OD" and we called an ambulence. well while we were waiting for the ambulence, i was like "fuk i didnt get my turn yet" so i grabbed my jimmy hat, and fuked that b!tch. myself and like 3 other guys got off before the parametics came LOL

well it turned out she was alrite the next day and i guess she didnt OD that bad. but for a second i thought i was fuking a dead chick LOL

LOL

ok, i was seeing this girl for awhile and we had some pretty dam good sex together. well one new years eve day we spent alot of the day just humping. finally got ready and met up with some friends to party. after 12 hit, we were getting horny again and decided to take off. well we were both drunk as hell and go back to my place and start getting it on. don't remember much of it, but in the morning when we woke up, she was reverse cowboy on me still with my now soft **** still in her azz, hahhaa. we get up and go to the bathroom, i have crap on my pecker and then i see my face. great time for her to start her period, i looked like a freaking clown with red face paint on. i looked like a true sexual warrior!!!

HAHA

[3.5altman]

oh no

[Sol-Badguy]

at the last one.

[MongolPup]

That last story.....if true holy crap....

[ZeD]

That last story.....if true holy crap....

ahahaha. i can't for more stories.. iknow we got some freaky ass ****ers on this forum.

[ZeD]

My best mate fell asleep on my lap, and her top rode up exposing her gorgeous 19 year old boobs.

I copped a good eyeful before causing a diversion to wake her up.

WEAKSAUCE!

[The Ninja]

Oh my lord, wow.

[ZeD]

Well when I was 18 I killed someone and never got caught. I was at a party and I got pretty buzzed. I drove home that night and I saw a shadow of the corner of my eye and then I hit something. When I got home there was blood on the front of the car and it was a bit messed up. The next day it was all over the news about a homeless guy that had been killed in a hit and run. The next night I cleaned all the blood and stuff off the front of the car and slammed it into a wall destroying the front of the car so I could then take it to a body shop and get it fixed without question. I wonder if I will ever be forgiven for what I did.

damn...

[dnugs03rsx]

HAHA duddee thats some funny **** when i get back from class ill post a story up

[ZeD]

HAHA duddee thats some funny **** when i get back from class ill post a story up

send it to the email! keep it anonymous and interesting :]

[ZeD]

I had to rent a car when I went on a business trip 2 years ago. I was planning on getting some ***** so I got the biggest damn american sedan with a back seat I could find, I think it was a crown vic. (Yes I bought the insurance)

I was going well above the speed limit, and much faster than the average flow of traffic. About 85 in a 65, in the #1 lane. Most people around me are doing about 75-80.

Well, it didn't take long before some "failed-abortion-experiment" started tailgating me. I gave him the chance to get around me, and as stated I was going faster than the flow of traffic. I started gradually slowing down because I thought he would go around. Nope, he stayed on my ass like glue. Then the little prick starts honking and flashing his hi-beams at me.

I was so pissed that I slammed on the breaks right then and there. I was thinking about how it was a big car so I wouldn't get hurt, and I bought the insurance so I didn't really care. I made him hit me square on the rear end of the car and felt a VERY satisfying bump. To be perfectly honest I didn't care even if he died, but he just swerved a little bit but kept it in control. I floored it, and exited the freeway with a huge grin on my face. There was just a little scratch on the crown vic but his whole front end was crumpled and his hood was bent up.

I dont remember what he was driving but it was dark blue, and I think it was a Honda.

HAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't even have to use the insurance, when I returned the car they did a walk around and said it looked fine.

That'll teach that #$^#@&@&#&# to tailgate

LOL

[Z28&ACCORD]

I Got Gas

[ZeD]

I Got Gas

[HalfBaked]

*subscribed* not because I posted up one...but because I just wanna read them.....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ZeD]

I was driving the blue 350z last August and I
intentionally hit the biker on the highway. He was
being a cocksucker and I wanted him to die.

LMAO?

[HalfBaked]

LMAO?

LOL! I REMEMBER THOSE THREADS.

[ZeD]

There was this smoking hot chick in high school I really liked...and she liked me too. But she was bisexual, and wanted to get off on me doing another guy.

I was very hesitant at first, but I figured a handjob wouldn't be so bad...I made a few (gay) video's for her.

And then I got to have her afterwards. She was a horney little ****, because she had a boyfriend and wanted "a strictly sexual relationship". Needless to say I ended it quick, cuz her boyfriend was a big guy.

I never got caught, but I think I lost my manhood after doing the gay stuff. But it was for a reeallly hot smokin girl...god I was so *****-whipped.

yikes...

[hondachik]

ewe...are these IA members you're posting or still threads from the other forum?

[ZeD]

ewe...are these IA members you're posting or still threads from the other forum?

only the first post was other forum... LOL

[3rdGenGSR]

One time i jacked off, and my mom walked in, and said "stop" and i was like for shizzle? and then i came all over the bed. Then i told my mom, clean that sh!t up b!tch

[Whiteboy™]

One time i jacked off, and my mom walked in, and said "stop" and i was like for shizzle? and then i came all over the bed. Then i told my mom, clean that sh!t up b!tch

[On_Her_Face]

i ****ed my best friends girlfriend in the next room after he passed out from a party.

[3rdGenGSR]

Um, it really happened. So let's not get a big d!ck about it

[ZeD]

i ****ed my best friends girlfriend in the next room after he passed out from a party.

that's ****ed up billy, you souldn't be feeding your buddy's girlfriend roofies. we all know you're too ugly to get laid, im suprised she let you even though she was passed out.

[On_Her_Face]

ohh and i was 17 at the time and she was 14.. and i wasnt sober

[On_Her_Face]

that's ****ed up billy, you souldn't be feeding your buddy's girlfriend roofies. we all know you're too ugly to get laid, im suprised she let you even though she was passed out.

one i dont kknow who you are, two doubt that one very good try though

[ZeD]

ohh and i was 17 at the time and she was 14.. and i wasnt sober

[ZeD]

one i dont kknow who you are, two doubt that one very good try though

you definitely know who i am.

[On_Her_Face]

ok yes i am making up a lie about this..

you sir must be god?

and no im not proud of it.

[ZeD]

ok yes i am making up a lie about this..

you sir must be god?

and no im not proud of it.

lying is never anything to be proud of!

[On_Her_Face]

lol i lied up above you are not god sir, you are a jackass..

[whatever210]

one time 3rdgengsr sucked my tee tee.

[blackshine007]

I once had this thing with my homegirl. She's cool on occasion, but a biotch half the time. I hit it a few times and is definately eye candy. But she's the type that carries a loaded 25mm with her and has a liscense to do so. So oneday I was talking sh!t to her and she was in one of her biotchy moves and she decides to dissasemble the gun and throw it at me piece by piece, bullets and all. That sh!t hurt, btw. No biggie, right. She has a sister that has been all on me for a good minute, but I wouldn't give in. So one day after I banged my homegirl, her sister asked for a ride to go to the store. I take her and then she asks to pull over to the side. We make out and then finally, she gets naked. So I break her off too. I go see what's up with my homegirl and all and she's in one of her biotchy moves. I piss off her sister and now she's mad at me. They got over being upset with me for whatever reasons and we were cool again. I never asked neither of them if they knew if I had sex with the other. I don't plan on asking either. Jamaican women are crazy!


I'm not ashamed of that BTW.

[ZeD]

one time i was getting in my car and i ... shat myself

just as i was sliding into the drivers seat, a let out a little fart, but it didnt take long for the realization to set in that i had just crapped my britches. i looked over at my room mate and couldnt stop laughing and told him that we needed to go home, so immediately he knew what was up. so of course i sped home and dashed into my room to verify the the extent of the damage, and sure enough, i had a healthy brown spot on my boxers. after an extensive clean up, i displayed them in the comunal bathroom in our dorm.

guess it happens to the best of us.

Lololololol

[ZeD]

Well, when I was 17 my girlfriend of the time and I went to Florida for vacation. We stayed at my grandmother house to save some paper. Well, the first night there we ****ed. The second night we ****ed, and the third night I was ****ing her in the ass (her first time), and I saw the light in the hallway turn on so i ****ing yanked my **** out and tossed her to the other side of the bed, right as i pulled the sheets over us both my ****ing grandma walked in to investigate. LMAO

oh man too bad you didnt get busted!

[ZeD]

When I was younger (and far more flexible) I figured out how to suck my own ****. All you need is a rolled up bath towel and the bottom of a toilet for leverage.

LOL!

[ZeD]

I was giving a girl friend head and when she cam....she shlt all over the bed . Lucky I was licking her clit at the time , I didnt end up with a brown chin . She said it was probably the best orgasm she had ever had . She is probably SHlTTING all over her husban now...lol

LOL GROSS

[ZeD]

I am a True Hustler, most people have no clue or idea what i do. I have my own company of CON artist. Ever see those guys selling speakers out the back of VANs?
www.scamshield.com, I run a certain state, I have speakers bootlegged (sony, bose, polk) in china with my own name. I have prices printed on the boxes saying they retail for 2000.00 each, advertisements in magazines sayin it also, which is BS, these cost me around 60.00 a set, from there i have my china manufactor ship them to savannah, i meet the shipper at the docks, check the container and release funds. From then i have the speakers stored in wharehouses. I run adds in papers, saying "installer needed", i hire the most dirt poor money hungry people i can find. I charge my company 220.00 pay-in (thats what they have to pay me back) We all get into are VANS/SUVs drive around for stupid greddy people, and there are alot of them. When we see a "gump"....a routine is done "hey guy!!!!!!!...wanna pair of speakers~!!"....guy pulls over "we had a order for 4 speakers...BRO i got 4 PAIR~!!! They doubled my order! I gotta meet my boss in like 20 minutes....theres no way im taking these back....what would you give me??" get the picture. I also sell these on ebay, believe it or not, dumb people buy my stuff, whats so funny is i got 100% feedback and im a power seller. I make about 6,000-8,000 a week. I stared this when i was 21, im 27 now, I own 3 cars (personal) 1 house / 1 condo, im buying a new Armada tomorrow. Now i sound like a ****, and i probaly have ripped a few of you off, NO WHAT...HAHAHAHHAAHAH.....I DONT GET TO BRAG ABOUT MY JOB! I GOT A G.E.D AND MAKE HALF A MIL A YEAR, lol....you idiots are my prey, just know i wake up ever morning looking for stupid people like you to hustle, Do you wake up knowing you must be prepared for this?? On the forum, im real polite and "pretty cool", but if you really messed with me, ide slice your throat

lol serious issues this guy..

[ZeD]

I went to rehab at 17, I had a Hot ass counsiler,
she would always stick out her ass and boobs at us. She would give us
daily interviews. I swear she was always showin some leg or something. One
day she left the room, i decided to "crank a nut out". Well, the next
day, my parents are at green oaks rehab with my counsiler. I found out
that session was being video taped...OMFG...i still cant look at mom

LMFAO!!!!!

I made a porno of my X GF when me and her where drunk, she knew we made
it. I found out she cheated on me. I burned the dv movie to dvd and
sent it to her parents, HAHhahHAHAH .....oral, frontal, and facial...

Classic...

[ZeD]

My boss is a ****in DlCK, always taking his crap, and making me do his work while he plays poker online. He is the owners "son", god if i could kill someone, that would be him, but oh well. At last years christmas party, my boss had it at his house (purchased by his dad). It was one big celebration. He opened up some cuban cigars when the party died down, everyone was enjoying one, but the thing with a cigar is that you cant smoke the whole thing at one time. I saw him put it out, and go to another room. I quickly snatch the cigar, run to the bathroom. As I am in the bathroom, I take down my pants and boxers. I rubbed my sweaty butthole on the cigar tip, and put the tip right between my balls and inner thigh, to give it that fresh taste, as im doing this i notice 2 things, i had to piss and i saw toothbrushes. I dont know whos they were but someone brushed there teeth with piss the next morning. I run back and put back the cigar before anyone notices. They all come back in and start to set up a poker table. Well im not much for hold 'em, but i played just to watch him smoke my @ss and ball cheese. PRICELESS

LMFAO!!!!!! SICK ****.