My boss is a ****in DlCK, always taking his crap, and making me do his work while he plays poker online. He is the owners "son", god if i could kill someone, that would be him, but oh well. At last years christmas party, my boss had it at his house (purchased by his dad). It was one big celebration. He opened up some cuban cigars when the party died down, everyone was enjoying one, but the thing with a cigar is that you cant smoke the whole thing at one time. I saw him put it out, and go to another room. I quickly snatch the cigar, run to the bathroom. As I am in the bathroom, I take down my pants and boxers. I rubbed my sweaty butthole on the cigar tip, and put the tip right between my balls and inner thigh, to give it that fresh taste, as im doing this i notice 2 things, i had to piss and i saw toothbrushes. I dont know whos they were but someone brushed there teeth with piss the next morning. I run back and put back the cigar before anyone notices. They all come back in and start to set up a poker table. Well im not much for hold 'em, but i played just to watch him smoke my @ss and ball cheese. PRICELESS
LMFAO!!!!!! SICK ****.