I need your help, life decision right here!!!

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a) I don't have a girl, I hate relationships as I can't stay faithful to save my life. It's like eating steak everyday, sure i love steak, but I also love shrimp, and pasta, and ja jang myun(you dont have to know what that is) and can't just settle for eating the same thing everyday ya know
b) I've already tried anal..it's aight but not really my thing.
c) I just made this thread to bring some life back into the boring ass whorelounge. Where's all the callouts? Where's all the whores? Where's all the butthurt nubs. Where are the intense car debates about my car being better than your pos? QD's posts are as vicious as a poodle, my reps are in the green, this shit is all upside down. I've had someone literally and seriously threaten that they would take my life(lexiz32 or something?) on this forum. That's how intense this shit use to be lol.

[msanch24]

a) I don't have a girl, I hate relationships as I can't stay faithful to save my life. It's like eating steak everyday, sure i love steak, but I also love shrimp, and pasta, and ja jang myun(you dont have to know what that is) and can't just settle for eating the same thing everyday ya know
b) I've already tried anal..it's aight but not really my thing.
c) I just made this thread to bring some life back into the boring ass whorelounge. Where's all the callouts? Where's all the whores? Where's all the butthurt nubs. Where are the intense car debates about my car being better than your pos? QD's posts are as vicious as a poodle, my reps are in the green, this shit is all upside down. I've had someone literally and seriously threaten that they would take my life(lexiz32 or something?) on this forum. That's how intense this shit use to be lol.

I believe you haven't found the right girl.

And if you disagree, I'll fucking kill you.