..... and so he goes up to the bartender and he's like "Yeah, I'd like a beer." The bartender looks down at the litle mushroom and says "Hey! You can't be in here!!"

Puzzled, the mushroom looks around the room in disbelief and replies "Why not? I'm a fungi!"












Fungi.... Fun guy.









Moral of the story: I'd cum on Autums face. Wouldn't call her back, though.