NWS **THE OFFCIAL IA RECORD LENGTH THREAD** STARTED BY THE IA OLD MAN!!

[DriVaH]

lol

[mmmmpsi]

Dow 8,599.82 -199.44 (-2.27%)
S&P 500 922.59 -23.62 (-2.50%)
Nasdaq 1,808.16 -50.64 (-2.72%)
10y bond 3.73% -0.03 (-0.80%)

[WTF?]

7 pages left lets get this shit done

[809KiNg]

we goin to 2000 today?

[mmmmpsi]

What's for lunch people's?

[mmmmpsi]

7 pages??

I thought we were going for 2000 pages?

[03RCode]

Yeaaaaaah.

[DriVaH]

7 pages??

I thought we were going for 2000 pages?

1953+7=? puff puff pass man...

[809KiNg]

somybody on IA has to know amanda hernandez...

[mmmmpsi]

Dow 8,590.97 -208.29 (-2.37%)
S&P 500 921.61 -24.60 (-2.60%)
Nasdaq 1,805.70 -53.10 (-2.86%)
10y bond 3.73% -0.02 (-0.53%)

[mmmmpsi]

1953+7=? puff puff pass man...

Since when does 1953+7 = 2000? last time I checked that equals 1960.. haha

[DriVaH]

lol, i know

[03RCode]

I seriously need to get motivated to go pick up some parts and such, but can't make that happen.

[mmmmpsi]

What Is the Server Manager Console?

Windows Server 2008 has simplified server management through the Server Manager console and a command-line interface.

The Server Manager console in Windows Server 2008 replaces the following features in Windows Server 2003:

Manage Your Server
Security Configuration Wizard
Configure Your Server
Add or Remove Windows Components
Using the Server Manager console, you can:

View and make changes to server roles.
Identify problems with server role configuration.
Perform management tasks associated with the operational life cycle of the server.
Determine health status.
Identify critical events.
Analyze and troubleshoot issues or failures.
The Server Manager console allows you to view and manage virtually all the information that affects the productivity and health of your server. It also guides you through each configuration process to ensure that dependencies of services are maintained and that nothing is forgotten. The command-line interface enables you to deploy server roles in an automated way, using answer files. You can access the executable file, ServerManagerCMD.exe, in the %windir%\system32 folder. To run and use the Server Manager console and the command-line interface, you need to log on to the computer with administrative credentials.

[809KiNg]

lol false alarm ^^^

[mmmmpsi]

BOSTON (Reuters) - Data Domain Inc (DDUP.O), a specialty storage equipment maker, rejected a hostile takeover bid from rival EMC Corp (EMC.N), asking shareholders to back a $30-per-share deal it has signed with NetApp Inc (NTAP.O).

The widely expected move sets the stage for EMC, the top maker of corporate data storage equipment, to raise its $30-per-share cash offer for Data Domain in a rare bidding war. EMC and NetApp are fighting to buy faster-growing Data Domain as the weak economy batters sales at both companies.

Data Domain's board said on Monday that it had been unable to engage in discussions with EMC because the company had not agreed to enter into standstill or confidentiality agreements as required by the merger deal it signed with NetApp last month.

The board added that it believed a deal with NetApp was more certain to close than EMC's offer.

If Data Domain were to break its agreement with NetApp, it would incur "considerable transaction expenses," and under most scenarios be required to pay NetApp a $57 million termination fee, Data Domain's board said in a filing with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission.

Data Domain shares fell 1.5 percent to $33.00 in trading on the Nasdaq, suggesting investors are expecting EMC to raise its offer.

(Reporting by Jim Finkle, editing by Matthew Lewis)

[mmmmpsi]

Um ok everyone else leave?? WTF??

[DriVaH]

seems like it..

[mmmmpsi]

wow DOW taking a pounding today..

Dow 8,588.63 -210.63 (-2.39%)
S&P 500 920.75 -25.46 (-2.69%)
Nasdaq 1,808.01 -50.79 (-2.73%)
10y bond 3.71% -0.04 (-1.07%)

[mmmmpsi]

You can use the Manage Roles area to add or remove roles and also view the health of each role installed.

The Add Roles Wizard guides you through the process of adding a role, checking for role dependencies, and verifying that all required roles and role services are installed.

After you install the roles and role services, you can:

View the status of the role.
Ensure that the services are running.
Find out the number of events in the last 24 hours.
Manage the role, for example by creating new shares under the File Server role.

[oneSLOWex]

been dead today

[You_Wish]

i love tits

[mmmmpsi]

tits = the good.

[You_Wish]

yes yes de do..

[mmmmpsi]

How to Find Information in Windows PowerShell
1. To find a list of cmdlets that view and change Windows services, you type:

get-command *-service

After identifying which cmdlet accomplishes a task, you can learn more about the cmdlet. For example, to display help for the Get-Service cmdlet, you type:

get-help get-service

To fully understand the output of the cmdlet, you pipe its output to the Get-Member cmdlet. For this, you type:

get-service | get-member

This displays extended information about the object.

2. To see a list of the cmdlets in Windows PowerShell, you use Get-Command with no parameters. To do this, you type:

PS>Get-Command

Typing this command will lead to output similar to the following:CommandType Name Definition

----------- ---- ----------

Cmdlet Add-Content Add-Content [-Path] <String[...

Cmdlet Add-History Add-History [[-InputObject] ...

Cmdlet Add-Member Add-Member [-MemberType] <PS...

3. To list the syntax parameters for each cmdlet, you use the –Syntax parameter of Get-Command. To do this, you type:

PS>Get-Command –Syntax

4. To get a listing of the objects and the command returns, you pipe the output of that command to the Get-Member cmdlet. This shows the formal name of the object type and a complete list of its members. To see all members of the Process object and to page the output so you can view all the information, you type:

get-process | get-member | out-host -paging

Typing this command will lead to output similar to the following: TypeName: System.Diagnostics.Process

Name MemberType Definition

---- ---------- ----------

Handles AliasProperty Handles = Handlecount

Name AliasProperty Name = ProcessName

NPM AliasProperty NPM = NonpagedSystemMemorySize

PM AliasProperty PM = PagedMemorySize

VM AliasProperty VM = VirtualMemorySize

WS AliasProperty WS = WorkingSet

add_Disposed Method System.Void add_Disposed(Event...

5. To learn about Windows PowerShell, you can use the Get-Help cmdlet. The following examples show three different levels of help available on the Get-Command cmdlet:

Get-Help Get-Command. This will display help about the Get-Command cmdlet.

Get-Help Get-Command –detailed. This will display detailed help, including parameter descriptions and examples.

Get-Help Get-Command –full. This will display all help for the cmdlet, including technical information about the cmdlets and parameters.

[mmmmpsi]

OMG that was long. :P

[mmmmpsi]

You can perform various tasks in Windows PowerShell using ADSI scripting. Listed below are some tasks and sample scripts used to perform them.

Creating an Organizational Unit (OU). The following script creates an OU called Production in the Contoso domain:
$objDomain = [ADSI]"LDAP://localhost:389/dc=contoso,dc=com"

$objOU = $objDomain.Create("organizationalUnit", "ou=Production")

$objOU.SetInfo()

[mmmmpsi]

How to Create a User-Defined Report
You can create a report from any of the user-defined data collector sets that you create. You can then configure Data Manager properties for report creation, deletion, and a report file name.

The steps for generating a report are:

In the console tree of Server Manager, expand Diagnostics, expand Reliability and Performance, and expand Data Collector Sets.
Right-click the name of the data collector set. Then, click Data Manager to display the Properties dialog box.
On the Data Manager tab, specify policy conditions before the data collector set starts to control file space usage, and then specify a filename for the report when generated.
On the Actions tab, create folder actions for the creation and deletion of cab files and for reports to minimize retention of files.
Click Add to open a Folder Action dialog box. Select the check boxes Create Cab File. Select an Age and Units condition from the drop-down menu options.
Click OK to save the action.
Click Add again. Select the check box Delete Cab File. Select an Age and Units condition from the drop-down menu options.
Click OK to save the action.
Click Add again. Select the check box Delete Report. Select an Age and Units condition from the drop-down menu options.
Click OK twice to save the action and close the Properties dialog box.
To view the latest report, Right-click the name of the Data Collector Set in the console tree of Server Manager and click Latest Report.
Alternatively, create a new report by typing the following in a command prompt:

Perfmon /report “Data_Collector_Set_name”

To view historical reports Select the Reports folder in the console tree of Server Manager.

No reports will be available if a data collector set has not run. Also, if the data collector set is currently running, there will be a delay from the time it has stopped while the report data is being generated.

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[mmmmpsi]

Ugh I wanted to leave work and it just started pouring like a MOFO!

[mmmmpsi]

http://www.techcrunch.com/2009/06/15...ace-in-the-us/

[mmmmpsi]

It’s over. Facebook is now as large as MySpace in the U.S., according to May data released today by comScore. Facebook actually passed MySpace by a smidgeon, with 70.278 million unique visitors compared to MySpace’s 70.255 million. While Facebook passed MySpace on a worldwide basis last year, as recently as last March, Facebook was still trailing MySpace by 9 million unique visitors.

In May, Facebook gained another 2.8 million unique visitors in the U.S. MySpace, which has been stagnating lately and as a result now has a new CEO, lost about 700,000 unique visitors during the month. A few months ago, it looked like it might take Facebook until the end of the summer to catch up to MySpace, but it has already done so.

Don’t expect MySpace to reverse this trend and regain its top spot anytime soon. Having just successfully launched its “vanity URLs,” Facebook looks to be on the verge of another hype cycle. Just 15 minutes after the launch, a half million people had signed up for vanity URLs. And as of sometime today, some 6 million users will have apparently signed up — just three days after it launched. Practically everyone is talking about the company once again, from blogs to the mainstream media.

And all this stems from a feature (vanity URLs) that MySpace actually had from the get-go. That itself seems to speak to how over this game is. And when you reverse the situation —MySpace recently launched a site-wide IM toolbar, that looks a lot like the one Facebook had — basically no one talked about it.

[mmmmpsi]

WTF is up with this nimrod??

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/06...est/index.html

[mmmmpsi]

I need a massage..

[DriVaH]

i am out man... later

[mmmmpsi]

HAHAHAA

GOLD!

http://failblog.org/2009/06/13/red-carpet-fail/

[mmmmpsi]

This site is great!

[k20siboii]

This site is great!

hahahahaha
maybe that's why they are together
they have something in common

[Catnip]

Glad to see my thread is doing good.

[blaknoize]

This site is great!