So let me get this straight... I'm automatically a one. Plus, I'm a Mom (I don't know about a MILF) so that's another point. Plus, I'm bi, so that's another point. Plus, I always say girls are HOT!, so that's another half-a-point... Plus, I smell really good (burberry brit perfume, gotta' love it!), so add another half-a-point...

So in all I total a four?