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    wow, just wow- WTF is this guy thinking? I cant wait to see his AWD "91 Nissan 240sx fastback coupe wit 5-speed tranny and its (gasps) AWD"
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    blackdudegman (11:52:13 PM): i know dude thanks. matt ward is the shit in insulting people

    haha me and matt called it this kid puts the tard in fucktard!
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    Notes???

    I don't wanna read all of that last converstion

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kelly
    Notes???

    I don't wanna read all of that last converstion
    kaine is retarded.

    i pwn.

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    Kaine is having an identity crisis trying to pass himself off as Halfbaked- hilarity ensues
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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    i pwn.
    Not at Wii

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    What an annoying dumbass! Ed, you have incredible patience. I would have blocked his ass with the quickness.

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    No one IMs me.
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    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.

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    That fucking faggot's time is coming. He better hope I NEVER see him in person. I am going to beat him within an inch of his life. Halfbaked will too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Kaine will fuck you bitches up. He is a bad ass.
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    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    Kaine will fuck you bitches up. He is a bad ass.
    That mother fucker couldn't kick my ass if I bent over in front of him.

    Actually, if I bent over in front of him that fucking faggot would probably try to fuck me. Then I would have to cut his dick off and run it over with my SUV in addition to kicking the shit out of him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    That mother fucker couldn't kick my ass if I bent over in front of him.

    Actually, if I bent over in front of him that fucking faggot would probably try to fuck me. Then I would have to cut his dick off and run it over with my SUV in addition to kicking the shit out of him.
    lol,watch out he might run over u with his mad jdm tyte skytra

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    lol,watch out he might run over u with his mad jdm tyte skytra
    I'll park my 4Runner on the hood of that heap of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I'll park my 4Runner on the hood of that heap of shit.
    id pay to see that

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    I want this kid to die.

    Seriously, why does he think it is cool to tell people he is me.

    He IM'D xLSTONEx (my roommate) and told him that he was HalfBaked, when I was sitting next to Landon.


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    I IM'ed him just to start shit, and he was saying he was BTLFD. And he tried to get my IP adress many times.
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    my car is an automatic my overdrive button wasnt working during the dyno i fixed it afterwards. i live out towards cartersville and me and ted were messig around the hole way to powder springs so he converter was hot also... after i dynoed it i puyt it back to stock and it felt stronger and my wheels bent on the pass. side hell fr what it was ying on th dyno ican still manage to get a 14.00 in the 1/4

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    Ed I vote that when the semester starts up again, we just wait until we see him in the student center and call everyone he has harassed to come pay him a "visit".

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    ^^ AGREED.

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    lol at


    YSLBTT (11:56:57 PM): quit referring to yourself in third person.

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    here's my wierd conversation with the infamous kaine juice


    blackdudegman (9:58:12 AM): what up dude
    billyhumphries97 (9:58:28 AM): not much dude
    blackdudegman (9:58:54 AM): same here
    blackdudegman (9:59:02 AM): whats your IA s/n??
    blackdudegman (9:59:08 AM): again
    billyhumphries97 (9:59:38 AM): 97accordjdm
    blackdudegman (10:00:15 AM): oh yeah i remember you. are you one of the IA mods??
    billyhumphries97 (10:00:19 AM): no.. i wish
    blackdudegman (10:00:39 AM): i bet you have no clue who this is!
    billyhumphries97 (10:00:37 AM): kaine juice
    blackdudegman (10:00:54 AM): uh.... no
    billyhumphries97 (10:00:59 AM): oh yeah you're "halfbaked"
    blackdudegman (10:01:17 AM): uh.. who the hell is halfbaked??
    billyhumphries97 (10:01:13 AM): you
    blackdudegman (10:01:28 AM): im not no halfbaked
    billyhumphries97 (10:01:27 AM): who are you then
    billyhumphries97 (10:01:30 AM): gary membis
    blackdudegman (10:01:45 AM): im not him either
    blackdudegman (10:01:55 AM): who ever that fool is
    billyhumphries97 (10:01:50 AM): haha
    blackdudegman (10:02:09 AM): who are you
    blackdudegman (10:02:13 AM): first name??
    billyhumphries97 (10:02:06 AM): <<<
    blackdudegman (10:02:18 AM): first name??
    billyhumphries97 (10:02:15 AM): says so in my sn
    blackdudegman (10:02:40 AM): BILLY HUMPHIRES!! nice to "meet" you
    billyhumphries97 (10:02:45 AM): yah
    blackdudegman (10:03:01 AM): do you have facebook, myspace, and/or cardomain??
    billyhumphries97 (10:02:56 AM): who are you then
    blackdudegman (10:03:15 AM): my name is Matt Stone
    billyhumphries97 (10:03:42 AM): oh what is your IA sn? oh yeah you got kicked off right?
    blackdudegman (10:04:15 AM): and im on IA. my IA screenname is onebadbird
    billyhumphries97 (10:04:29 AM): how long until that name gets banned?
    blackdudegman (10:04:38 AM): and i got kicked off once and chirs unbanned me recently
    blackdudegman (10:04:52 AM): for about 30 years
    billyhumphries97 (10:04:45 AM): what for?
    blackdudegman (10:05:09 AM): i got kicked off for female noob bashing and mod bashing
    billyhumphries97 (10:05:31 AM): ah thats never good.
    billyhumphries97 (10:05:37 AM): IA wont work for me.
    blackdudegman (10:05:45 AM): i wised up and i went to the nalley infiniti center (where chris aka BOTTLE FED works at) and apologized to him
    blackdudegman (10:05:59 AM): and thats how i got unbanned by BTLFED
    billyhumphries97 (10:05:54 AM): yeah
    blackdudegman (10:06:04 AM): aka BOTTLE FED
    billyhumphries97 (10:06:07 AM): oh, BOTTLE FED?
    blackdudegman (10:06:51 AM): yeah chris. did you know that he works @ nalley infiniti center located on cobb pkwy in marietta, ga as a PART SPECIALIST
    billyhumphries97 (10:06:55 AM): damn you stalk the guy?
    billyhumphries97 (10:07:19 AM): what do you drive?
    blackdudegman (10:07:40 AM): lol no! he told me that he works there and he told me to come up there and apologize to him
    blackdudegman (10:07:49 AM): i drive a 1992 honda prelude si
    blackdudegman (10:07:57 AM): its 4WD
    billyhumphries97 (10:08:01 AM): they dont make a 4wd prelude
    blackdudegman (10:08:16 AM): yes they do
    billyhumphries97 (10:08:27 AM): who is they? no one?
    blackdudegman (10:08:41 AM): HONDA CO
    billyhumphries97 (10:08:54 AM): they made a 4 wheel steering prelude in the gen before that but no 4wd
    blackdudegman (10:09:23 AM): oh yeah thats what i mean. a 4WS wit a FWD
    billyhumphries97 (10:09:43 AM): yeah
    blackdudegman (10:10:00 AM): im sorry. i modify the car alot so many times i even forgot some of the "basics" of what my car has!! lol
    billyhumphries97 (10:10:03 AM): yeah i see
    blackdudegman (10:10:28 AM): what do you drive? a jdm accord??
    billyhumphries97 (10:10:27 AM): 2000 civic SI
    blackdudegman (10:11:03 AM): i bet you USED to have a 97 honda accord coupe
    billyhumphries97 (10:11:08 AM): yeah, it was a 97 accord 4 door
    billyhumphries97 (10:11:13 AM): it was ugly
    blackdudegman (10:11:57 AM): why do you think that car is ugly (besides "it is"? i think 4-door accords are "sexy".
    billyhumphries97 (10:12:10 AM): it didnt look good
    blackdudegman (10:12:19 AM): do you think 4-door civics are ugly??
    billyhumphries97 (10:12:14 AM): no
    billyhumphries97 (10:12:29 AM): i like accords, mine was just very dented
    blackdudegman (10:12:37 AM): like any civic sedan built after 1990
    billyhumphries97 (10:12:51 AM): learn more about stuff
    blackdudegman (10:13:16 AM): do you think all accord sedans are ugly??
    billyhumphries97 (10:13:12 AM): no
    blackdudegman (10:13:26 AM): hmm...
    billyhumphries97 (10:13:37 AM): i want a ford escort
    billyhumphries97 (10:13:43 AM): my civic is boring
    blackdudegman (10:14:08 AM): how about the 5th generation civic sedans (92-95)??
    billyhumphries97 (10:14:01 AM): GT hatch back
    blackdudegman (10:14:11 AM): are they ugly
    billyhumphries97 (10:14:14 AM): i dunno.. i like escorts
    blackdudegman (10:14:27 AM): OMFG why in the hell would you want a ford escort??
    billyhumphries97 (10:14:35 AM): because they're cool
    blackdudegman (10:15:01 AM): NO THEY ARENT!!! one its a domestic. two they are pos's
    billyhumphries97 (10:15:17 AM): you dont know what you're talking about.. fords are the new JDM
    blackdudegman (10:15:32 AM): one question: do you think that 5th gen civic sedans are ugly (92-95)??
    billyhumphries97 (10:15:44 AM): no, they're alright
    blackdudegman (10:16:07 AM): oh i remember, ford escorts are "kinda" like the mazda proteges
    billyhumphries97 (10:16:22 AM): yeah and mazda protege's are made in japan... that makes em JDM
    blackdudegman (10:16:37 AM): because mazda is under ford's halo
    blackdudegman (10:16:39 AM): lol
    billyhumphries97 (10:16:38 AM): yeh
    billyhumphries97 (10:16:45 AM): you know exactly what goes on
    blackdudegman (10:17:03 AM): ha ha!! *wink wink*
    billyhumphries97 (10:17:19 AM): yes
    blackdudegman (10:17:37 AM): but can you be more specific about y you want a ford escort??
    blackdudegman (10:17:46 AM): be more detailic
    billyhumphries97 (10:17:57 AM): because i want to be a drifter
    blackdudegman (10:18:14 AM): AND...
    billyhumphries97 (10:18:45 AM): they're rwd
    blackdudegman (10:19:09 AM): ok.. why do you want an rwd ford escort??
    billyhumphries97 (10:19:10 AM): i wanna be like ken gushi
    blackdudegman (10:19:22 AM): fuck him
    billyhumphries97 (10:19:15 AM): drift a ford
    blackdudegman (10:19:35 AM): yeah i want to drift an acura nsx!!
    blackdudegman (10:19:37 AM): lol
    billyhumphries97 (10:19:32 AM): but mustangs are too expensive
    billyhumphries97 (10:19:40 AM): nsx are lame
    blackdudegman (10:20:13 AM): no they arent. you can get a nice looking mustang (a 1994 model) for an AFFORDABLE price
    blackdudegman (10:20:27 AM): 1994 and up
    billyhumphries97 (10:20:20 AM): i can get an escort for 5 potatos
    billyhumphries97 (10:20:33 AM): from a hippie down the street
    billyhumphries97 (10:20:44 AM): he sells vegetables on the corner
    blackdudegman (10:21:00 AM): lol. but you can get a 87 4-cyl mustang for $500!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:20:53 AM): out of the trunk of that escort
    blackdudegman (10:21:01 AM): lol
    billyhumphries97 (10:21:23 AM): i asked him if i could have it or buy it and he said he was down a few potatos
    blackdudegman (10:21:37 AM): lol
    billyhumphries97 (10:21:30 AM): and he then refused
    blackdudegman (10:21:39 AM): hell no
    billyhumphries97 (10:21:49 AM): i have to find another 89 ford escort LX 4 door
    blackdudegman (10:21:57 AM): so then he was like "you have to pay me money!!"
    blackdudegman (10:22:02 AM): for the escort
    blackdudegman (10:22:08 AM): pay me in cash
    billyhumphries97 (10:22:13 AM): nah, he doesnt have anywhere to keep his bell peppers
    billyhumphries97 (10:22:31 AM): he said he'd get back to me when he gets a bigger box
    billyhumphries97 (10:22:44 AM): he sleeps in the street in a cardboard box
    billyhumphries97 (10:22:51 AM): next to my apartment building
    blackdudegman (10:23:01 AM): well if the hippie wants green!! you probably could pay him in green beans or collard greens for his escort!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:23:25 AM): i dont have any, i offered him black eyed peas but he stuck his face in the bowl of beans and sneezed
    billyhumphries97 (10:23:40 AM): i told him not to because they were pretty hot, so he burned his face
    blackdudegman (10:23:56 AM): or if he says he wants dough for his escort, you could pay that hippie in cookie dough
    billyhumphries97 (10:23:59 AM): he's lactose intolerant
    billyhumphries97 (10:24:19 AM): he's like a rabbit
    blackdudegman (10:24:32 AM): or if the hippie says he wants paper for his escort, just pay him in loose leaf notebook paper!! lol
    blackdudegman (10:24:45 AM): about 500 sheet
    billyhumphries97 (10:25:02 AM): he eats lettuce and carrots all day long. thats why he's homeless, he cant sell his vegetables because he eats them all
    blackdudegman (10:25:21 AM): ha ha good point
    blackdudegman (10:25:54 AM): a 1991 sentra e coupe/sedan is way much better than that hippies escort
    billyhumphries97 (10:25:55 AM): does it drift?
    blackdudegman (10:26:06 AM): and so is a geo metro
    blackdudegman (10:26:13 AM): yeah it can drift
    billyhumphries97 (10:26:22 AM): i want to burn the rear tires in 6th gear
    blackdudegman (10:27:15 AM): well, if your looking for a sentra with six speed manual trans. then get a 2002 and up nissan sentra se-r spec v
    billyhumphries97 (10:27:10 AM): my dad has a 4 door escort. i had it before but i wrecked it
    billyhumphries97 (10:27:21 AM): i was very upset
    billyhumphries97 (10:27:33 AM): it was an auto and i dont know how to drive those.
    blackdudegman (10:27:54 AM): and you wanted that escort as a hand me down??
    billyhumphries97 (10:28:12 AM): so i left it in gear after work very tired and i went inside and it rolled down the hill and ran into a tree across the street
    blackdudegman (10:28:24 AM): OMG driving auto is like the EASIEST thing a tuner can do!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:28:32 AM): wahts a tuner?
    blackdudegman (10:29:06 AM): a person who is a car enthusiast and that tunes cars
    billyhumphries97 (10:29:09 AM): i dont tune cars.. i have no dynojet
    blackdudegman (10:29:17 AM): NOT TUNE UPS a car
    billyhumphries97 (10:29:28 AM): tune up isnt a verb
    blackdudegman (10:29:46 AM): come on, i know you must have done some import tunning for your 2000 civic si!!
    blackdudegman (10:29:59 AM): you wouldnt drive your civic as stock!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:29:54 AM): it's stock
    blackdudegman (10:30:08 AM): bullshit
    billyhumphries97 (10:30:24 AM): i am gonna do some demolition derby in it
    blackdudegman (10:30:40 AM): WHY???
    billyhumphries97 (10:30:46 AM): because it's a strong car
    billyhumphries97 (10:30:54 AM): see if i could do it
    blackdudegman (10:31:03 AM): who would do some demolition derby in a small ass car like a civic??
    billyhumphries97 (10:31:00 AM): me
    blackdudegman (10:31:19 AM): a volvo is a strong car
    blackdudegman (10:31:28 AM): VERY STRONG car
    billyhumphries97 (10:31:22 AM): i dont have a volvo
    blackdudegman (10:31:50 AM): volvos should carry chevy's former slogan: "LIKE A ROC"
    blackdudegman (10:32:04 AM): because volvos are strong as a rock
    billyhumphries97 (10:31:57 AM): you spelled rock wrong
    blackdudegman (10:32:05 AM): lol
    billyhumphries97 (10:32:14 AM): i kinda understood that.
    blackdudegman (10:32:27 AM): thats how chevy used to spell the word "rock" for their former slogan
    blackdudegman (10:32:31 AM): back in the day
    blackdudegman (10:32:38 AM): "LIKE A ROC"
    billyhumphries97 (10:33:01 AM): proves how stupid chevy is
    billyhumphries97 (10:33:06 AM): cant even spell
    blackdudegman (10:33:21 AM): lol.
    blackdudegman (10:33:47 AM): let me ask you something else
    billyhumphries97 (10:34:04 AM): okay
    blackdudegman (10:34:26 AM): do you think B14 sedans are ugly??
    billyhumphries97 (10:34:28 AM): sentra?
    blackdudegman (10:34:39 AM): nissan b14's
    billyhumphries97 (10:34:38 AM): my brother's wife has a 2002 sentra
    blackdudegman (10:34:47 AM): yeah sentra, sentra-200sx
    blackdudegman (10:35:00 AM): IM TALKING ABOUT 1995-1999 SENTRAS!!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:35:12 AM): no
    blackdudegman (10:35:20 AM): and a 2002 sentra is a b25
    blackdudegman (10:35:22 AM): b15
    billyhumphries97 (10:35:25 AM): i like the nismo sentra
    billyhumphries97 (10:35:28 AM): its awesome
    blackdudegman (10:35:41 AM): you dont think they are ugly??
    billyhumphries97 (10:35:56 AM): nah
    blackdudegman (10:36:10 AM): oh yeah, in the year 2008 or later Nissan is going to release the new Nissan Senta Nismo Limited Edition!!
    blackdudegman (10:36:24 AM): sentra
    billyhumphries97 (10:36:18 AM): who told you that? thats top secret information
    blackdudegman (10:36:48 AM): oh i picked it up from the nissan dealers in marietaa, ga
    billyhumphries97 (10:36:53 AM): oh did BOTTLE FED tell you about that
    blackdudegman (10:37:12 AM): no. he works for INFINITI!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:37:18 AM): infinity is nissan
    blackdudegman (10:37:46 AM): you're right but its the luxury "derivative" of nissan
    billyhumphries97 (10:38:00 AM): so it's the same thing
    blackdudegman (10:38:19 AM): i went to TEAM NISSAN in marietta and they told me that
    billyhumphries97 (10:38:17 AM): oh
    billyhumphries97 (10:38:28 AM): why didnt you just go to google and look that up
    blackdudegman (10:38:40 AM): I WENT THERE JUST TO LOOK @ THE 350z'S
    billyhumphries97 (10:38:50 AM): lame
    blackdudegman (10:38:59 AM): i didnt want to
    billyhumphries97 (10:39:46 AM): oh
    billyhumphries97 (10:41:16 AM): what b will that be like a b38485?
    blackdudegman (10:41:38 AM): no its a b16
    blackdudegman (10:41:45 AM): just like the 2007 sentras
    billyhumphries97 (10:41:44 AM): i have a b16
    blackdudegman (10:42:00 AM): 2.0, 2.0s and 2.0sl
    blackdudegman (10:42:29 AM): and yes the sentra se-r will come back during the year 2008 or later
    billyhumphries97 (10:42:50 AM): yeah. i have a b16
    blackdudegman (10:43:14 AM): DAMN how many cars do you have???
    billyhumphries97 (10:43:11 AM): 48
    blackdudegman (10:43:23 AM): BULLSHIT!!
    blackdudegman (10:43:25 AM): lower
    billyhumphries97 (10:43:30 AM): i own a parking garage
    blackdudegman (10:43:43 AM): BULLSHIT!!
    blackdudegman (10:43:51 AM): how old are you??
    billyhumphries97 (10:43:48 AM): 200
    blackdudegman (10:44:05 AM): DEIFINITELY BULLSHIT!!!
    blackdudegman (10:44:11 AM): why are you BS'IN
    billyhumphries97 (10:44:12 AM): i am a scientist
    blackdudegman (10:44:26 AM): BULL to the SHIT
    billyhumphries97 (10:44:31 AM): i invented bull shit
    blackdudegman (10:44:45 AM): BULL SHIT!!
    blackdudegman (10:44:48 AM): COW SHIT!!
    blackdudegman (10:44:54 AM): CATTLE SHIT!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:44:53 AM): those are all the same kind of shit
    billyhumphries97 (10:44:57 AM): which i invented
    blackdudegman (10:45:06 AM): STEER SHIT
    blackdudegman (10:45:13 AM): HORSE SHIT!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:45:17 AM): horses are bulls with longer necks
    blackdudegman (10:45:34 AM): the stomach in your body creates shit!!
    blackdudegman (10:45:37 AM): duh
    billyhumphries97 (10:45:39 AM): i invented it.
    blackdudegman (10:45:47 AM): and no horns!!
    blackdudegman (10:45:55 AM): god invented stomachs
    billyhumphries97 (10:45:57 AM): they have horns, they are invisible
    blackdudegman (10:46:30 AM): yeah horses have invisible horns.
    billyhumphries97 (10:46:43 AM): i know
    blackdudegman (10:48:07 AM): all right. trivia question. there are two ways to increase a car's whp! TRUE or false?
    billyhumphries97 (10:48:21 AM): false
    blackdudegman (10:48:40 AM): WRONG! its true
    billyhumphries97 (10:48:50 AM): false
    blackdudegman (10:49:00 AM): one way is by doing an ENGINE SWAP!!
    blackdudegman (10:49:44 AM): another way is buy doing an air intake upgrade plus drivetrain upgrade then convert to an AWD
    blackdudegman (10:49:59 AM): and some engine component upgrades
    billyhumphries97 (10:50:08 AM): thats more than 2
    blackdudegman (10:50:24 AM): no its two
    blackdudegman (10:50:43 AM): it is was more than two then i would have said "another way" again

    blackdudegman (11:10:03 AM): and do you know two faggots named Eduardo Campos and Ryan High School Parsons??
    billyhumphries97 (11:10:11 AM): someones middle name is high school?
    blackdudegman (11:10:31 AM): no thats ryan's nickname
    blackdudegman (11:10:36 AM): and IA s/n
    billyhumphries97 (11:10:40 AM): no i dont think so
    billyhumphries97 (11:11:14 AM): i think i know of the 1st one
    billyhumphries97 (11:11:20 AM): drives a nice evo
    blackdudegman (11:11:54 AM): well they are some certified fucktards and gays. i saw them walking while holding each other's hands to the store!! and plus they are douchebags for thinking that sentras (especially the b14/b15) are ugly
    blackdudegman (11:12:13 AM): DO YOU THINK EDUARDO has an EVO??
    blackdudegman (11:12:21 AM): a real EVO VIII
    billyhumphries97 (11:12:48 AM): yes
    blackdudegman (11:13:05 AM): well heres the truth
    blackdudegman (11:13:10 AM): PAY ATTENTION!!
    billyhumphries97 (11:13:44 AM): ok
    blackdudegman (11:14:02 AM): i saw eduardo's car. ITS just a LANCER with a removable label that says EVOLUTION on the back of his car
    billyhumphries97 (11:14:09 AM): thats it?
    billyhumphries97 (11:14:31 AM): well the whole car looks like an evo
    blackdudegman (11:14:41 AM): he just goes around and calls his POS a EVO just for OOOO's and AAAHHHs
    blackdudegman (11:14:52 AM): YOU CANT JUDGE A BOOK BY ITS COVER SONNY
    blackdudegman (11:15:13 AM): that guy is secretly a ricer
    billyhumphries97 (11:15:14 AM): secret
    billyhumphries97 (11:15:25 AM): tahts no good
    blackdudegman (11:15:55 AM): i know!! he just thinks that he's the shit because of his fake ass EVO
    billyhumphries97 (11:16:12 AM): how do you know it's a fake evo
    blackdudegman (11:16:22 AM): that kid is SHALLOW as hell!!
    blackdudegman (11:16:57 AM): i've seen it myself. if he can call a lancer STD an EVo. then im going to call my prelude an INTEGRA!!
    billyhumphries97 (11:17:04 AM): his lancer has STDs!!!
    billyhumphries97 (11:17:06 AM): ?
    blackdudegman (11:17:24 AM): no, its a STANDARD lancer
    blackdudegman (11:17:29 AM): base model lancer
    blackdudegman (11:18:04 AM): that he mod'ed just to make it look like an evo. and me did a engine swap
    billyhumphries97 (11:17:56 AM): i dont believe it!

    billyhumphries97 (11:18:23 AM): so because he has a sticker, it's not an EVO?
    blackdudegman (11:18:53 AM): type in his VIN number for his lancer and on a VIN decoder it will read Mitsubishi Lancer not a Mits. (Lancer) EVO
    billyhumphries97 (11:19:08 AM): where do i find this information
    blackdudegman (11:19:25 AM): its not! i know the material that car companies use for logo making
    blackdudegman (11:19:38 AM): go to the front of his car and copy the vin number
    blackdudegman (11:19:42 AM): duh!!!
    billyhumphries97 (11:20:30 AM): i dont live near him
    blackdudegman (11:21:06 AM): well when ever you see his ugly brazilian ass and his WORTHLESS POS car
    blackdudegman (11:21:21 AM): well. i gtg
    billyhumphries97 (11:21:21 AM): alright gary
    blackdudegman (11:21:29 AM): it was nice talking to you
    billyhumphries97 (11:21:26 AM): i mean matt
    billyhumphries97 (11:21:32 AM): i'll talk to you later
    blackdudegman (11:21:44 AM): so HAVE A NICE DAY!!
    blackdudegman (11:21:46 AM): tee hee
    blackdudegman (11:22:05 AM): BILLY HUMPHIRES!!
    blackdudegman (11:22:23 AM): yes!! matt stone (me) has done it again!!
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    blackdudegman (10:17:03 AM): ha ha!! *wink wink*
    billyhumphries97 (10:22:44 AM): he sleeps in the street in a cardboard box

    billyhumphries97 (10:26:22 AM): i want to burn the rear tires in 6th gear
    billyhumphries97 (10:30:24 AM): i am gonna do some demolition derby in it

    blackdudegman (10:48:07 AM): all right. trivia question. there are two ways to increase a car's whp! TRUE or false?
    billyhumphries97 (10:48:21 AM): false
    blackdudegman (10:48:40 AM): WRONG! its true
    billyhumphries97 (10:48:50 AM): false
    blackdudegman (10:49:00 AM): one way is by doing an ENGINE SWAP!!
    blackdudegman (10:49:44 AM): another way is buy doing an air intake upgrade plus drivetrain upgrade then convert to an AWD


    LOLOLOLOLOL

    this has got to be a very sick joke... no one can really be this dumb... i mean really... anyway, nice ownage. +1 for j00...

    btw my lancer r0x.

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    W, T, F ? This dude is crazy.
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    so Y, did you, like, find a wrecked EVO and swap all the body parts and engine and stuff on to your Standard Base Model Lancer or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    That mother fucker couldn't kick my ass if I bent over in front of him.

    Actually, if I bent over in front of him that fucking faggot would probably try to fuck me. Then I would have to cut his dick off and run it over with my SUV in addition to kicking the shit out of him.
    false information i picked this up in another thread, that seemed to mimmick truth to this said kaine character...



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    blackdudegman (10:17:03 AM): ha ha!! *wink wink*
    billyhumphries97 (10:22:44 AM): he sleeps in the street in a cardboard box

    billyhumphries97 (10:26:22 AM): i want to burn the rear tires in 6th gear
    billyhumphries97 (10:30:24 AM): i am gonna do some demolition derby in it

    blackdudegman (10:48:07 AM): all right. trivia question. there are two ways to increase a car's whp! TRUE or false?
    billyhumphries97 (10:48:21 AM): false
    blackdudegman (10:48:40 AM): WRONG! its true
    billyhumphries97 (10:48:50 AM): false
    blackdudegman (10:49:00 AM): one way is by doing an ENGINE SWAP!!
    blackdudegman (10:49:44 AM): another way is buy doing an air intake upgrade plus drivetrain upgrade then convert to an AWD


    LOLOLOLOLOL

    this has got to be a very sick joke... no one can really be this dumb... i mean really... anyway, nice ownage. +1 for j00...

    btw my lancer r0x.



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    You travel with so much luggage that it wont fit in a wagon? you dating a kardashian?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdmjames
    so Y, did you, like, find a wrecked EVO and swap all the body parts and engine and stuff on to your Standard Base Model Lancer or what?
    thats exactly it man... damn it you guys see right through me... i went to a junkyard, bought a lancer, and bought stuff for an evo... i mean its not even an awd or turbo, that intercooler is just for show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
    thats exactly it man... damn it you guys see right through me... i went to a junkyard, bought a lancer, and bought stuff for an evo... i mean its not even an awd or turbo, that intercooler is just for show.
    of course who would spend all the $$ for a EVo when u can have a lancer

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    hahaha- I knew it- Im gonna get on AIM now and quote you and let Kaine or Matt or whatever know he was right all along about everything - hahahaha






    I +1ed ya for whatever you did to that kid to make him so crazy
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    of course who would spend all the $$ for a EVo when u can have a lancer
    YEP. lancers are the way to go. evos are over rated.

    Quote Originally Posted by jdmjames
    hahaha- I knew it- Im gonna get on AIM now and quote you and let Kaine or Matt or whatever know he was right all along about everything - hahahaha






    I +1ed ya for whatever you did to that kid to make him so crazy
    do it and post it on here.

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    I cant AIM with the work computers- but someone, by all means, DO IT and reps will be coming.
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    Y- find the threads that you guys made fun of him in- I love this stuff- it is too fun
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    jdmjames, this is his intro

    SENTRALOVA IN THA HOUSE! lol

    this is a thread i made after his intro was locked.

    Sentralova aka kainejuice

    Take your time, cuz this reading will take you hours

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    billyhumphries97 (10:51:01 AM): here's 4 you just said.
    billyhumphries97 (10:51:05 AM): engine swap
    billyhumphries97 (10:51:11 AM): intake
    billyhumphries97 (10:51:21 AM): awd conversion (which is stupid)
    billyhumphries97 (10:51:26 AM): and engine upgrades
    blackdudegman (10:52:04 AM): engine swap and performance upgrades!!! two ways of major HP gain
    billyhumphries97 (10:52:17 AM): well thats the stupidest question i've ever heard
    blackdudegman (10:52:52 AM): well its a TRUE/FALSE question!!
    blackdudegman (10:52:56 AM): duh!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:53:03 AM): so you're saying all true/false questions are stupid
    blackdudegman (10:53:16 AM): NO!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:53:27 AM): i see
    blackdudegman (10:53:44 AM): the true/fasle question wasnt stupid. its a TRIVIA question
    billyhumphries97 (10:54:39 AM): thats not a trivia question either.
    blackdudegman (10:54:57 AM): yes it is!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:55:34 AM): you dont even know what a trivia question is
    blackdudegman (10:55:48 AM): yes i do!!
    blackdudegman (10:56:06 AM): and i bet YOU dont even know what an ENGINE SWAP IS!!
    blackdudegman (10:56:21 AM): or how good it is to convert a FWD to an AWD
    blackdudegman (10:56:32 AM): (positively)
    billyhumphries97 (10:56:48 AM): unfortunately, i do not
    billyhumphries97 (10:57:14 AM): i am a retard
    blackdudegman (10:57:23 AM): HA HA HA HA!! and you call yourself a drifter and tuner and car enthusiast
    billyhumphries97 (10:57:18 AM): like you
    blackdudegman (10:57:39 AM): bitch please, im WAY FAR from a retard
    billyhumphries97 (10:57:36 AM): i do not.. i said i want to be a drifter
    billyhumphries97 (10:57:41 AM): not yet
    blackdudegman (10:58:02 AM): BULLSHIT!! i bet YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A FUCKING CAR
    billyhumphries97 (10:58:01 AM): i do too
    blackdudegman (10:58:17 AM): NO YOU FUCKING DONT.
    billyhumphries97 (10:58:20 AM): haha
    billyhumphries97 (10:58:30 AM): i have a b19
    blackdudegman (10:58:53 AM): if you have a car, you wouldnt be bullshiting about having 48 cars
    blackdudegman (10:58:57 AM): or a b19
    billyhumphries97 (10:58:55 AM): i made it
    blackdudegman (10:59:16 AM): BULLSHIT!! YOURE NOT EVEN ASE CERTIFIED!!!
    billyhumphries97 (10:59:25 AM): alright i'll stop bullshitting.
    billyhumphries97 (10:59:38 AM): i am bored and have been fuckin with you for the last like 30 minutes
    blackdudegman (10:59:48 AM): ha ha. your bullshiting shuts down here
    billyhumphries97 (10:59:53 AM): i am ASE certified though
    blackdudegman (11:00:07 AM): i knew you was!! it was a no-brainer
    billyhumphries97 (11:00:14 AM): yeah
    blackdudegman (11:00:33 AM): BULLSHIT!! i bet you cant even turn a wrench or screwdrive a screw
    billyhumphries97 (11:00:44 AM): i am a parapalegic
    blackdudegman (11:01:14 AM): BULLSHIT!! and i am the president of the USA
    billyhumphries97 (11:01:19 AM): so no, i cannot use a wrench or a screwdriver
    blackdudegman (11:01:34 AM): or a hammer
    blackdudegman (11:01:36 AM): lol
    billyhumphries97 (11:01:32 AM): no, we dont have a black president
    blackdudegman (11:01:54 AM): and no you are not a parapalegic
    billyhumphries97 (11:01:52 AM): i could be
    blackdudegman (11:02:13 AM): yeah and i would die laughing
    billyhumphries97 (11:02:09 AM): how are you so smart kainejuice?
    blackdudegman (11:02:25 AM): who's kainejuice??
    blackdudegman (11:02:33 AM): tell me more about him
    billyhumphries97 (11:02:38 AM): i heard he likes to be fucked in the ass
    blackdudegman (11:02:51 AM): ha ha ha!!
    blackdudegman (11:03:05 AM): poor kid. how old is this asshhat
    billyhumphries97 (11:03:14 AM): i dont know but he sounds like a fag
    billyhumphries97 (11:03:23 AM): probably around 16-35
    blackdudegman (11:03:39 AM): i think hes 16
    blackdudegman (11:03:49 AM): is he a teenager\
    billyhumphries97 (11:03:51 AM): idk you said you think he's 16
    billyhumphries97 (11:03:57 AM): i was guessing
    blackdudegman (11:04:12 AM): damn...
    billyhumphries97 (11:04:30 AM): i hate that guy though
    blackdudegman (11:04:47 AM): why do you hate him??
    billyhumphries97 (11:04:49 AM): i hate people that drive sentras
    blackdudegman (11:05:06 AM): good thing i dont! lol
    blackdudegman (11:05:16 AM): why do you hate sentra owners??
    blackdudegman (11:05:19 AM): BE SPECIFIC
    blackdudegman (11:05:25 AM): like Matt Ward
    blackdudegman (11:05:33 AM): aka halfbaked
    billyhumphries97 (11:05:41 AM): yeah matt ward.
    blackdudegman (11:06:17 AM): i heard that he has a 92 nissan sentra se-r.
    blackdudegman (11:06:25 AM): why do you hate sentra owners??
    billyhumphries97 (11:06:27 AM): i dont know, matt stone, i just dont know
    blackdudegman (11:07:07 AM): i dont think that sentras are ugly and a useless piece of shit
    billyhumphries97 (11:07:29 AM): why do you say that?
    blackdudegman (11:07:51 AM): i used to own a 1983 sentra and then i got rid of it before i got my 92 honda prelude si
    billyhumphries97 (11:07:59 AM): you have vtecH
    billyhumphries97 (11:08:18 AM): lol
    blackdudegman (11:08:31 AM): because they are not ugly.all off the sentras are good looking
    blackdudegman (11:08:39 AM): even the b14's
    billyhumphries97 (11:09:25 AM): yeah
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    i thought i was patient...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kaccord
    I IM'ed him just to start shit, and he was saying he was BTLFD. And he tried to get my IP adress many times.
    EVERYONE on IA knows better than to think that that fucktard is me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    EVERYONE on IA knows better than to think that that fucktard is me.
    Yeah, as soon as I started to back him into a corner with his lies. He just all the sudden says this is BTLFED, gary went to go eat. And that he (you) banned me last night for making fun of gary.
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    he also said he was onebadbird

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    Has anyone @ KSU ever confronted this retard IRL? I still think you're getting trolled.

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    hahahahahahah that is hilarious. "DUDE" over 50 times
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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    Has anyone @ KSU ever confronted this retard IRL? I still think you're getting trolled.
    magius (jecht) has seen him in the student center, and magius asked him who he was on ia, since he saw the ia screen, and he said kaine. i believe thats what the story is.

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