Funniest thing a ricer has ever told you

[Velburg]

I had just got my old sr20 240.. I was sitting at a redlight and a piece of shit 91 style accord pulled up with a huge ass wing and 4 people in it. Guy hangs out the window and said "Think your exhaust is big enough for that piece of shit"
I just sat there and laughed.. "No, and can I borrow your wing? It's damn nice man"
The light turned green and I took off and left his ass, we get farther up 41 and that fag hangs out the window again and screms "YOU AINT FAST!"

I just laughed at his stupid ass..
I've been asked several times by people at work that if my "BMW" was quick..
I just look at them, it's a mazda 6. "REALLY?!" I just stand there and shake my head.

I like going around redneck ricers with my buddies.. telling them that it's a twin turbo V6 that I've got modded to beat corvettes "I'm putting down around 550hp" and they all instantly wanna tell me about their uncles IROC camaro, with a 4.10 rear end. That can do 200mph.

If you dont pay attention to the front and rear of the car.. Your car looks like a 328ci from the middle with those rims on it..At first glance it caught me off guard until I saw your taillights and notice you have a 6

[§treet_§peed]

lol i love how people in Gainesville are always telling me how they are about to get a twin turbo H22 and put it in there 4dr or 2dr civic... i love how this one guy told me his d16y7 was v-tec cause he put a valve cover on it that was chrome and said v-tec.. of course i wouldn't expcet much from him because he thinks his car should run low 14's or better.. all he has is a ganked lookin mufle, cai, short throw, bags, 19 chrome wheels,, and a shit ton other rice... just come to gainesville one weekend and go to any parking lot and you'll see waht i mean... i hate this fucking place and i can't wait for this last week and a half to pass so i can get my dl's back.. and not have to stay around this lame ass town unless need be

[VooDooXII]

Someone once asked me what kind of exhaust I had on the Golf TDi.

It took them forever to comprehend that it ran on diesel. "It's not a truck! How does the engine fit?"

Also, one time at a gas station...they wouldn't let me get fuel. It was an old pump...you had to request to have it turned on. The guy wouldn't turn it on because he didn't want to be responsible for me "putting the wrong gas in".

This was my favorite. Some kid was telling me his plans for his Mustang. "I'm gonna NOS that thing up to eighty horsepower!"

At first I thought he meant "eighty additional horsepower"...but no. He was convinced that a Mustang GT made fifty horsepower.

[OneSlow5pt0]

Someone once asked me what kind of exhaust I had on the Golf TDi.

It took them forever to comprehend that it ran on diesel. "It's not a truck! How does the engine fit?"

Also, one time at a gas station...they wouldn't let me get fuel. It was an old pump...you had to request to have it turned on. The guy wouldn't turn it on because he didn't want to be responsible for me "putting the wrong gas in".

This was my favorite. Some kid was telling me his plans for his Mustang. "I'm gonna NOS that thing up to eighty horsepower!"

At first I thought he meant "eighty additional horsepower"...but no. He was convinced that a Mustang GT made fifty horsepower.

mustang makes 1HP hense it bing a mustang

[ruffriderGA]

guy at school is always telling me how hes about to convert his prelude to rwd

[NewGen33]

Before I tell mine let me just say how lucky I am that I'm not a complete retard and or dumb ass when it comes to cars. With that said...I was in my third block class and this kid walks in. He sits down at our table and in the middle of our conversation on forced induction he says "Man you guys don't know what your talking about, my Acord is VTEC. I'm about to get a intake and a double turbo charger." :wgaf: So while he's still ing about his Accord I tell him To STFU and GTFO or sit there and learn something. I'm proud to say he is still a ricer but he now knows and accepts the fact. I should write a book.

[R.Kelly]

at one of the srt meets all the neons were parked in a row and some hobos come over and are talking to each other and one of them goes "thats some of them dodge Vipers"

and another time this dude asked me how long it should have taken to install a side exit on his srt, and i told him about an hour and a half and he said it took him and his buddy 12 hours

[Frög]

i gave a ride to this rice boy and it went like this:

Rice boy: "damn this is fast!!! is it a V8?"
Me: "Nope"
Rice boy: "V6?"
Me: "Nope its a 4 banger"
Rice boy: "its only a V4?"

another time i was a HIN and this prelude had MSD module, and some kid said while pointing at it: "look at that fuel management system" i was like Wtf?

[05Tib]

i had a Ford salesman mistake my 97' Tiburon for a Mustang.

At AutoZone on Buford HWY one of the desk guys came out when i popped the hood on the 05' Tib and when he saw my red IM and CAI he said "man nice header!"
my header:



O and he saw my SAFC2 and asked how high i had my V-tec tunned

[william_jeff]

"no this is a Type R"

[Sol-Badguy]

lirl at V4.

[Sol-Badguy]

Damnit, can't edit on this computer..

When I had my SVO, 2.3T, every person I asked wanted to know if I had a five-oh. I simply said I eat 5.0's. I pop my hood and they'd all be like, wh's your radiator so big?

Picture of my intercooler:

[william_jeff]

LOL

[OneSlow5pt0]

nice,lol

[GSRteg®]

Very nice man!

[VooDooXII]

This happened this weekend! I laughed so hard!

There was a Honda Prelude with one of those Georgia Tech GT things on them...the plastic chrome ones that look like car emblems. Some guy and his friends saw it and started laughing out loud, saying things like "Hahaha...a Honda GT. What a ricer!"

Guess that shows their level of intelligence.

[OneSlow5pt0]

This happened this weekend! I laughed so hard!

There was a Honda Prelude with one of those Georgia Tech GT things on them...the plastic chrome ones that look like car emblems. Some guy and his friends saw it and started laughing out loud, saying things like "Hahaha...a Honda GT. What a ricer!"

Guess that shows their level of intelligence.

lol,dumb fucks

[Clegger]

One time I gave this kid a ride in my car and I just started agreeing with everything he said

MAaaaan this is fast is this a V8?? -yep
Gheeze it must have like ... like ... 150hp - yep
I bet you outrun cops huh - yep
wow i knew it... If i had a fast car id outrun cops all the time - I bet you would

[8bangin302]

One time I gave this kid a ride in my car and I just started agreeing with everything he said

MAaaaan this is fast is this a V8?? -yep
Gheeze it must have like ... like ... 150hp - yep
I bet you outrun cops huh - yep
wow i knew it... If i had a fast car id outrun cops all the time - I bet you would

[8bangin302]

well this didnt happen to me but it happen with my bro in-law..


he was driving home from my house,he had stopped at a red light my bro in-law is in a 04 mustang gt then comes along this blue rsx he pulles next to my bro in-law and starts reving his engine the guy in the passenger seat is laughing and saying come get some,light turns green my bro in-law left his ass.they get about quarter of a mile down the road and the rsx is still going trying to catch up,mustang slows down and the rsx tries to do a flyby and jumpes the curb onto someones house nose first,funny as hell..my bro in-law was gonna check to see if they were ok but they were mad as hell and flicking him off so he just rode by..

[Slowboy]

This one time. This kid was askin me what he should do. And then told me what he was goin to do. "yeah im goin to do a mini me swap ya know. and get a carbon fiber head." I paused I just said. Yeah that sounds like the best bet. He was dead serious to.

[Crazy Asian]

Hmmmm note to self get rid of old exhaust and grab the Greddy TI-C exhaust.

[AE86 Dorifto]

I can't remember if anything was said to me by a ricer worth posting up here but a couple years ago my brother had just gotten his sr 240 and my brother is showing his engine to a friend and some Hispanic guy walks up (doesn't know much English) looks at the cold and hot pipes for the intercooler and says, "Oh, twin turbo." My brother says, "No it's just a single turbo." This guy continues to say, "Two pipes, twin turbo." My brother keeps on trying to tell him that two pipes doesnt mean it's twin turbo. This guy goes, "I like. Twin turbo." And walks away.

[Slowboy]

I can't remember if anything was said to me by a ricer worth posting up here but a couple years ago my brother had just gotten his sr 240 and my brother is showing his engine to a friend and some Hispanic guy walks up (doesn't know much English) looks at the cold and hot pipes for the intercooler and says, "Oh, twin turbo." My brother says, "No it's just a single turbo." This guy continues to say, "Two pipes, twin turbo." My brother keeps on trying to tell him that two pipes doesnt mean it's twin turbo. This guy goes, "I like. Twin turbo." And walks away.

wait.... you mean to tell me. geez im a fool. lol i thought all these rides were twin turbo. lol you know those front mount intakes lol one pipe. that guy probably thinks thoses are single turbo.

[OneSlow5pt0]

another thing,all these examples dont sound like ricers,but more like dumbasses

[Sol-Badguy]

LIRL AT CF HEAD!!

[Ed]

no hablo ingles senor.

[william_jeff]

I like. Twin Turbo

[mr.koupe]

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this video = columbus street scene hahaaha

[Frög]

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this video = columbus street scene hahaaha

i got a turbo rotary with piston and headers.. what you laughing about? huh? HUH? WHAT?!?

[khan351]

^^lololol

[Slowboy]

HAHAH. that bout sums it up.

[§treet_§peed]

serously guys if you wanna laugh your ass off.. come to Gainesville One weekend

[TOODLES]

guy pulled up in a bagged automatic 96 accord. and said that his tranny was fully built. it even barked third gear when he was driving normal down the road.

[Ed]

oh i got a good one... not a ricer though...

this girl once told me she didnt need to put any tranny fluid in her car

i said why?

she said i dont have a transmission...

and i said, so the cars broken?

she says, no it runs just fine. i dont have a tranny cuz my car is a stick shift...

i rolled my eyes and started laughing and said, so your car only has a motor huh?

[sirkus]

oh i got a good one... not a ricer though...

this girl once told me she didnt need to put any tranny fluid in her car

i said why?

she said i dont have a transmission...

and i said, so the cars broken?

she says, no it runs just fine. i dont have a tranny cuz my car is a stick shift...

i rolled my eyes and started laughing and said, so your car only has a motor huh?

all motor cars ftw!

I know a girl that thinks that turbo and vtec are the same. She's even called it v-turbo once.
Tells me about a CRX that she used to have.. with a "bottom half of a Type R acura and the head from a 89 si hatch" That she built... I asked "why not just put a b16a in it?".. she responds with "those won't fit in there." She also has an 83 prelude that they "supercharged".. It's sittin in a field rusting. She says so much stupid bs shit.. and she has no idea that I know that she's full of shit. I just keep doing this

[Ed]

all motor cars ftw!

I know a girl that thinks that turbo and vtec are the same. She's even called it v-turbo once.
Tells me about a CRX that she used to have.. with a "bottom half of a Type R acura and the head from a 89 si hatch" That she built... I asked "why not just put a b16a in it?".. she responds with "those won't fit in there." She also has an 83 prelude that they "supercharged".. It's sittin in a field rusting. She says so much stupid bs shit.. and she has no idea that I know that she's full of shit. I just keep doing this

is that the chic QD totally pwnt? the one that said she drives a red civic or something? and now shes dating someone on here? 7psibabygurl or something like that...

i would totally see her saying something like that. ive read her posts. omg shes so dumb

[Annihilation]

is that the chic QD totally pwnt? the one that said she drives a red civic or something? and now shes dating someone on here? 7psibabygurl or something like that...

i would totally see her saying something like that. ive read her posts. omg shes so dumb

nah she's legit... she once hoisted a motor out using a rope, a lawn mower blade and a tree

[Ed]

nah she's legit... she once hoisted a motor out using a rope, a lawn mower blade and a tree

thats some macgyver shit man!

[RandomGuy]

LOL NO WAY HE WAS TELLING US ABOUT HIS DAYTONA TOO I THINK ITS IN ONE OF THE VIDEOS