All the dizzy stuff has been thoroughly gone through. I had 9 members, including 4 mods, from the ef forums over last weekend to help, and literally every single one was standing there scratching their head. We were all totally flabbergasted. Finally found yesterday that there is a relay just above the hood pop lever under the dash, that basically shakes hands with the main relay and says 'ok, lets get this bitch goin.' I put a new one in just to try it and it fired right up, ONCE. I guess theres a short somewhere that is causing it to blow. With these relays at $30 a pop, I better get it tracked down quick.