My mom had a 2001 Grand cherokee and it was the most bizarre vehicle ive ever seen in my life. It was possessed. The lights had a mind of their own, it would just turn on when it was parked or at night and drain the battery. The lights would randomly go out and come on, head lights tail lights ect... everything electrical would just randomly black out. It overheated and knocked. Sometimes it would start and sometimes it would just ignore the key being turned. Once i refused to continue working on it she sold it.

Like a stupid woman..... she would always say " but i love the way it looks "..... and comment on how ugly my pathfinder was. So i made sure to give her shit every time the jeep broke down and needed to be towed.....

"look at that sexy jeep on the flatbed.... you sure you dont mind riding in this ugly pathfinder? i'll call you a cab if it's rugged manly looks are too much for you? "

then... like a woman, she would continue to comment...

"i feel like im sitting on the floorboard in this truck, my jeep has comfy seats "

so i'd say...

"you know whats uncomfortable.... walking home when your POS jeep leaves you stranded on the side of the road "