hey its not child labor if the child is yours/relatives. there is also the very rare jdm version which is with trained monkeys but hot sun plus parking lot screams unreliable. next step is keeping midget/child/monkey hydrated. i will look into it and let u know when i find something. i heard about this ebay.babies.com site or ebay.toddlers.com both seem sketchy but they are really cheap only thing is the babies/toddlers are russian so the hydration will be more expensive since you will have to keep vodka back there instead of water. hahaha good stuff should definitely do a write up with pics. lol.