Quote Originally Posted by Glides View Post
I'd put some cheater slicks on that thing, paint Nike swooshes on the side, take the rear exhaust hanger off so it bounced going down the road and demolish people from a roll.

The looks on the faces of the destroyed would be soooo worth the ridicule of looking like a total goober. Tears would fall.
ROFL! I had the same thoughts. I definitely wouldn't expect something so visually riced out to actually be fast.