FUCK YOU TURBO DAVE.....

[dallasb84]

any chance you can modify my driver seat into a toilet...... but still make it look stock.

id rather take shits in traffic than pull over and risk gettin the clap again from macdonalds.

i need to also recline and slide back and forth. ???

do you take food stamps?

[BABY J]

any chance you can modify my driver seat into a toilet...... but still make it look stock.

id rather take shits in traffic than pull over and risk gettin the clap again from macdonalds.

i need to also recline and slide back and forth. ???

do you take food stamps?

Did one of these for a customer last week - she didn't ever come to pick it up - so it's in stock. And if u give me stamps I can sweeten the labor rate (can't help you much on parts though)

[THEONE]

i weld just like those pics hahahahaha seriously i took like 5 years off an just tried again today and it looked just like the pics,its the only reason i laughed by the way.

[trdmatrixxrs]

Can i get a quote on a tricycle conversion kit for an 09 Matrix????
Im really looking to increase my torque steer, i find it more fun.

Here's what im thinking as a base:




thanks

[MR.EM1]

can you do something like this? but i want MORE wires

[Glides]

I figured that in order to establish myself as a master fabricator I needed to go to the top and attack one of the greats. TURBO DAVE -- your day is over... it's all about BABY J FUCKIN KUSTOMS. And since you are affiliated w/ Mainstream FUCK THEM TOO!!!

IA... It's simple. Tired of cookie-cutter shit? Well I am too. I am looking for work fabbing all of your serious go-fast or recreational or whatever-the-fucktional projects. I have been fabbing for at least 30 days. That may not seem like long, but I have a long list of projects under my belt:
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Your Mileage May Vary...


BABY J FUCKIN KUSTOMS. Our motto is simple:

"IF IT AIN'T SICK NASTY, THEN IT'S PROB NOT SICK OR NASTY BUT IT CAN BE IF YOU COME AND SEE US AND PROVIDE SOME SORT OF FUNDING IN EXCHANGE FOR SICK AND/OR NASTY FABRICATION WORK. WE DON'T STAND BY OUR WORK - WE LET YOU STAND BY IT SO YOU CAN TELL OTHERS WHO MAY ASK YOU ABOUT SAID WORK ABOUT WHAT WE CAN DO. YOU WANT A FUCKIN GLOVE-BOX MOUNTED BALONEY SANDWICH MACHINE - WELL GAWT DAMMIT WE KIN MAKE YOU ONE"

Thank you for reading our Motto.

Ok now. That should'nt even be in here. I mean comon, CLEARLY he's building a Dr Octopus costume for Halloween.

[87 Turbo II]

You are a master welder man. I can see that safety is your first priority. How much to build me a manifold that will use my exhaust gases to warm the cabin in the winter? My heater core leaks but I figured this will warm me up faster rather than fixing the heater core.

[metro larev]

yah i wanna see that tricycle conversion baby j, you got any blue prints for that?

[bloodline]

awesome builds ...very creative..and inovative bro...are you cleaning up the your welding tho? do you grind anyone of those tact welding on all the piping you do? it would look alot much more cleaner and proffesional if you grinf them down and take the gumball looking welds out..

[BABY J]

^^^^^ BITCH GUMBALL IS MY STYLE!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHAT SETS ME APART SON!!! YEEN EEN KNOW DIDYA? YEEN EEN KNOW!!!!

[dimsumboy]

i absolutely love your work, please send me a quote for a custom turbo manifold, t6 garrett, fmic and piping, wastegate, bov, and custom exhaust on my 2009 american standard champion 4 toilet? if you do a good job on this one i have 3 more for you to do as well. lmk.

[Humphrizzle]

make me one of those mufflermanifolds.

i need to be the first with one on a civic to maintain all time crazy shit status

[Humphrizzle]

the more welding the better.. weld over all the welds at least 13 times.

[DeeAOne]

you do mazdas..? i need you to weld some rotors in my engine. lmk a price.

[claybird]

HA Ha

[Just_CHill]

LOLOLOL!!!!

[H1Cblacknight]

this shit is funny! LMFAO!!! I cant stop laughing!

[b17a1db2]

*sighhh....* maybe one day i can weld this good.. I gotta remember to put bolts in the middle of my welds... hahahaaaa

[chameleon30038]

holy wow!!

[dimsumboy]

if you don't hurry up with my quote, i'll let turbo dave do the work then. i hate to have to settle for 2nd best, but dammit hurry up before i make that mistake.

[SOHC97]

wtf?? authentic fab work

[HachiDori]

fucking IS cluster...

[VooDooXII]

So I don't really know much about welding...but some of that stuff is just terrifying.

Oh hey, the IS Chronograph gauge is a sexy thing.

[hurlyfire7]

awesome!

[SouthSide Tay]

wow get work were did you go to school to learn how to weld or did uncle Foggy Piss teach you to secrets?

[Genji-Sama]

ROFLMAO, I needed that laugh, what a long and horrible list full of FAIL, massive REPS+

[cbr900rrguy]

PLEASE tell me this is a joke. you can't be serious. some of THE SHITTIEST WELDS I HAVE EVER SEEN.

[Elbow]

GREAT THREAD

[uproot]

YO JAY I NEED 2 THINGS

A. I NEED YOU TO FAB ME UP A NEW INTAKE SYSTEM. IT NEEDS TO RUN FROM MY AC VENT OUT THROUGH THE FLOORBOARD TO MY UNDERMOUNT TURBO THEN FROM THERE IT SHOULD GO OUT A FRONT FOG LIGHT HOLE AND BACK THROUGH THE HEADLIGHT TO THE INTAKE MANIFOLD. THAT SECOND PORTION AFTER IT EXITS THE FOG LIGHT HOLE SHOULD ALSO GO THROUGH THE FRONT BUMPER MOUNT TURBO YOU DID FOR ME.

2. THE HEADER YOU DID FOR ME IS ALL WRONG. IT IS SUPPOSED TO SHOOT FIRE OUT WHEN I HIT VTEC.

I'LL BE DOWN BY THE LAKE GETTIN DINNER, RING THE BELL WHEN YER READY FOR ME.

So any update on this? I haven't heard from you... and I have a $17 check here for you in my hand, I can throw in a partially used walgreens gift card if that'll help get this show on the road

[Brian*]

I'm not even kidding... I threw up a little!

[Master Shake]

suprised nobody remembers this.

Repost.

Got Boost? they do.

no one gives a fuck about that. its the way he presented it.

[WTF?]

lmao.

good shit.

x2

[The Green Monster]

those have got to be the tightest custom welds i've ever seen, can i polish them for extra points at the shows?

[speedminded]

I want some babyj airjacks for my ride to make road side tire changes easier, any ideas? What if you just welded floor jacks upside under the car? Wouldn't that be cheaper and easier?

[BABY J]

So any update on this? I haven't heard from you... and I have a $17 check here for you in my hand, I can throw in a partially used walgreens gift card if that'll help get this show on the road

You are offically at the top of the schedule now. Serious customers is what I like.

[speedminded]

You are offically at the top of the schedule now. Serious customers is what I like.

Where did you find that pic of mark?

[boosted_nonv]

nice work

[mchschase27]

lmao.

this is probably the best thread i've seen on IA since i been on here.