i would just let mike valley kick my ass due to the fact i would be too scared to see what would happen if i actually did hit him lol..he is fucked up in the head
i saw a video of him beating this kids face in so bad it ruptured his eyeball and blinded him.... all because the kid said "hey...fonzy" (mike was wearing a leather jacket) he walked up to the kid and said say that to my face bitch!! then the kid swung at him (BIG MISTAKE!!!) he clocked mike on the nose and mike started bleeding, but didnt even flinch lol. he garbbed the kid and punched him like 5 time then was holding the kid up by his head and kept spiting blood in his hand and SLAPPING the SHIT OUtta the kid saying "u wanna hit me again...HUH!!!???"

^ya fuck that ill just get my ass beat down...or better yet just dont talk shit that i cant back up lol