Quote Originally Posted by Echonova View Post
While I agree... I've always had one problem with Vanilla Ice's lyrics...

Jumped in my car slammed on the gas
Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed
I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack
Police on the scene you know what I mean
They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends
If there was a problem yo I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it



YOU DIDN'T SOLVE ANYTHING!!!! YOU DROVE AWAY LIKE A BITCH AND THE POLICE SOLVED THE PROBLEM FOR YOU!!!!!!
but the problem was theoretically still solved... even if by inaction.