My favorite lines:
"Give you some finger play, yea, lots of fingers"
"Yea I could be like...(makes a motion spreading the WIDEST vagina ever and begins licking lips)"..."yea lick your pretty little (brief hesitation) clit (i swear he says CLICK) there"
"tickle your pussy" in some voice that apparently he thinks is sexy
"Oh and heres a fun part, I can roll my tongue, I push it in there, and extend while its in there"
"CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT" <---epic
"I got other ideas as well I JUST CAN'T THINK OF THEM RIGHT NOW" ...epic #2
"I do have a bit of a belly, but with that...man boobs"
"I'm telling you this in the strictest confidence that you won't laugh at me, but when I walk they DO bounce..so I have to uh (takes shirt off)...wear a sports bra"
"Works very good, keeps em from bouncing"
"I'm a 42 bust"

And of course while imitating his pussy licking ability, he is also holding his hands up like a mime.

I wish he'd scream "IMMA MIME"