this made me LOL

"Spiders can start out small and burrow under your skin. Then infection set's in which the spider feeds on growing larger. Meanwhile the original burrow has healed over so the abscess develops and you're not sure what the fuck it is. The spider wants to stretch it's legs so the whole things starts to hurt and then you finally go do something like in the vid. Happened to my sister after she slept on a second hand mattress. Later that year she got bit by a Rottweiler which had bit and popped the tire of her car. My sister is a loser so these sort's of things happen to her."