Copied from the Top Notch Money Shot thread (which is getting WAY too cluttered with nonsense)

I hate to say this but there might be more of a chance it'll be a no-go for me tonight than previously expected. Just so you know it's not just me dippin' out like a little bitch. My wife is pretty sick and I probably need to be there to take care of her. Plus, I haven't been studying all week for my CCNA Certification and since that's essentially my job (well future job) I should probably at least get a couple classes done.

I know, I know... "My vagina hurts," "Stop being such a pussy," "etc." I get it.