Nah, how about the QT @ 29 and Ronald Reagan.
Or the BP @ Barrett Pkwy.
Or a Starbucks my friends and I used to hang out at in Orland Park, near Chicago. (You guys up for the 12 hour drive?)

Come on guys, let's name all the gas stations where we've stopped at least once.
That way they can deploy the pigs to all these locations.
Fucking pigs!

Well some pigs are ok. Last week I was stopped on the side of the road and a pig stopped to see what da problem is....
Just when I was about to take off, he says "let me see how that thing takes off". So I did; 2 nice black marks in 1st and in 2nd gears. He caught up to me afterwards and said "NICE". I was like "fukin aye", and took off.