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    Default Crafty , where's your balls?

    calling out crafty.... $1k

    weekend after next.... gives you 2 full weeks to find some horsepower....
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    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    oh snap son, $1000


    we should call pinks for this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhAtBoYMr2
    oh snap son, $1000


    we should call pinks for this.

    the sooner you do that.. the sooner we'll see craft's camaro on ebay.... i sure as hell dont want it....
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    the sooner you do that.. the sooner we'll see craft's camaro on ebay.... i sure as hell dont want it....
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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    the sooner you do that.. the sooner we'll see craft's camaro on ebay.... i sure as hell dont want it....
    Ouch, cold punch


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    Who the hell installed that stuff in your picture? I've seen the same thing in Pedro's Civic. Whoever installed that, it looks like dog shit. You need to take it back and get your money back. And if it was you, then HAHAHAHAHA. I've seen a cleaner install at the fleamarket.


    What do you plan on racing craft in for $1000? Maybe you should go get Charles EVO, it seems fast.

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    you know how it is Matt...everyone has a 9 sec daily driver on the internet....let me go beat my 12" dick since the supermodel is asleep

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    hahaaha funny shit.

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    why u gotta pick on the slow guy? u should be fuckin with Under Pressure. or come run the R1 on the freeway. u the one that beats R1s with the top down right?

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    You told me that you run mid 9s... Why would you callout me.. someone who runs 12s... Sounds like your a typical Mustang owner.. Always racing someone slower, just so that you can brag about the win... Fucking pussy.. I'll put 10,000 on you against Slowhawk01... If you need to take a loan out on your trailer to cover the 10,000.. or i'll just co-sign the loan for you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by crafty
    You told me that you run mid 9s... Why would you callout me.. someone who runs 12s... Sounds like your a typical Mustang owner.. Always racing someone slower, just so that you can brag about the win... Fucking pussy.. I'll put 10,000 on you against Slowhawk01... If you need to take a loan out on your trailer to cover the 10,000.. or i'll just co-sign the loan for you...

    and yeah.... i ran 9s... last year.. when my transmission was slipping and i could only spray 1 kit...

    speak up slowhawk.... you want to take your boy's place???????
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by crafty
    You told me that you run mid 9s... Why would you callout me.. someone who runs 12s... Sounds like your a typical Mustang owner.. Always racing someone slower, just so that you can brag about the win... Fucking pussy.. I'll put 10,000 on you against Slowhawk01... If you need to take a loan out on your trailer to cover the 10,000.. or i'll just co-sign the loan for you...

    translation..... " the fastest thing i own is under my nose... so i want to officially say that i am a pussing out... and not interested in racing you. i'll stick to the ricers... afterall... i drive a chevy... i have to race something with 1/2 my pistons to win " :idb: :idb:
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    ahaha, nice gauge install.....who the fuck is this back woods piece of shit? bring that shit up here please and race someone....I need a good laugh.

    Hillbilly trashbox mustang ( couldnt afford to buy both guages at 1 time, so had to save up. When he had enough money to buy the second one autozone was sold out of black)

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    ahaha, nice gauge install.....who the fuck is this back woods piece of shit? bring that shit up here please and race someone....I need a good laugh.

    Hillbilly trashbox mustang ( couldnt afford to buy both guages at 1 time, so had to save up. When he had enough money to buy the second one autozone was sold out of black)
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    ahaha, nice gauge install.....who the fuck is this back woods piece of shit? bring that shit up here please and race someone....I need a good laugh.

    Hillbilly trashbox mustang ( couldnt afford to buy both guages at 1 time, so had to save up. When he had enough money to buy the second one autozone was sold out of black)

    the black gauge came with the turbo....
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    got a lot of metrosexual racers on this forum......

    paint doesnt make you go any faster....

    Crafty... not only did you mention your listed times were "BS" to bait someone into racing you.... you're the one that started dangling from your viper butt buddies jock about racing me....

    to the r1 guy... you havnt said anything about $.... i'm not driving 3 hours with a hope and a promise... and 2... i'm not driving all the way to you regardless... because i think you're full of shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    got a lot of metrosexual racers on this forum......

    paint doesnt make you go any faster....

    Crafty... not only did you mention your listed times were "BS" to bait someone into racing you.... you're the one that started dangling from your viper butt buddies jock about racing me....

    to the r1 guy... you havnt said anything about $.... i'm not driving 3 hours with a hope and a promise... and 2... i'm not driving all the way to you regardless... because i think you're full of shit.
    we can ru for money. i am not driving the bike so it isnt me u should worry about. oh we will drive to you. thats no problem. oh and btw i make up 205whp bikes all the time. so yes i am full of shit dont forget to put your top down to let your mullet catch a breeze!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PSINXS
    we can ru for money. i am not driving the bike so it isnt me u should worry about. oh we will drive to you. thats no problem. oh and btw i make up 205whp bikes all the time. so yes i am full of shit dont forget to put your top down to let your mullet catch a breeze!
    we can arrange something @ phenix weekend after next..

    bike have a stock swing arm?
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    RedGTS probably realizes that he doesnt stand a chance in hell... so he's just gonna continue to flame on about my paint... or gauges... or my rear view mirror.. or some other non performance enhancing aspect of my car....

    you're a real winner kid!!!!...
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    RedGTS probably realizes that he doesnt stand a chance in hell... so he's just gonna continue to flame on about my paint... or gauges... or my rear view mirror.. or some other non performance enhancing aspect of my car....

    you're a real winner kid!!!!...


    you have a ricer wing.... and no driveway

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    you have a ricer wing.... and no driveway

    Wickedone's list of priorities:

    1. redneck mustang w/junk yard turbo
    2. buy guages that match
    3. stop by banjo store
    4. live in trailor
    5. eventually get a driveway
    6. marry sister

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    Quote Originally Posted by crafty
    :idb:

    good thing all your boys are taking up for you eh????
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    you have a ricer wing.... and no driveway

    Wickedone's list of priorities:

    1. redneck mustang w/junk yard turbo
    2. buy guages that match
    3. stop by banjo store
    4. live in trailor
    5. eventually get a driveway
    6. marry sister
    you're right.... i do need a driveway.... and a bigger yard... and some more shop space....
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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    you're right.... i do need a driveway.... and a bigger yard... and some more shop space....

    was I susposed to be impressed with these photos?

    looks like a bunch of redneck mustangs parked infront of a house maybe worth 30-40k. I notice you didnt take the picture of the front yard (too many non working appliances in the shot). That driveway looked like gravel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedGTS
    was I susposed to be impressed with these photos?

    looks like a bunch of redneck mustangs parked infront of a house maybe worth 30-40k. I notice you didnt take the picture of the front yard (too many non working appliances in the shot). That driveway looked like gravel.

    lol.......sitting on 185 acres.... i have more than 40k in garage space alone....
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    there are more ricer wings in those few pictures than i saw at nopi
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    there are more ricer wings in those few pictures than i saw at nopi
    why are you trying to talk smak. You can't even change the oil on your damn 240 with the spray painted wheels. You can't call anyone elses car rice.

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    MAN This is gettin GOOD!!..i dont know all the fast domestic cars on here but please tell me theres someone to take this guy out...we need to call pinks for real..i think they travel...i always thought mustangs wer slow

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    Quote Originally Posted by JdMEg6
    MAN This is gettin GOOD!!..i dont know all the fast domestic cars on here but please tell me theres someone to take this guy out...we need to call pinks for real..i think they travel...i always thought mustangs wer slow
    i need to practice my lines if i'm gonna be on TV....

    this is the one i would probably have to use the most.....

    " no i'm not spotting you 35 car lengths crafty.. you freaking puss.... " :idb:
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    i need to practice my lines if i'm gonna be on TV....

    this is the one i would probably have to use the most.....

    " no i'm not spotting you 35 car lengths crafty.. you freaking puss.... " :idb:
    lol is ur 9 sec( or better) mustang street legal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    lol is ur 9 sec( or better) mustang street legal?
    it passes tech for stock suspension class... has full interior... roll up windows.. working lights... hell my map light still works... and it's tagged.

    as street as street gets.....
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    my trailer sure is purty... yeeehaaaawww....
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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    my trailer sure is purty... yeeehaaaawww....
    u live in ur car? i bet u sleep on that mattress on the back, oh wait that is the wing
    And miles to go before I sleep,
    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    u live in ur car? i bet u sleep on that mattress on the back, oh wait that is the wing
    i dont like the wing either... but @ 150 mph you're glad its there....
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne
    i dont like the wing either... but @ 150 mph you're glad its there....
    nah when you are at 150, i wish it wasnt there.



    yeah yeah i know good downforce, almost rminds me of the porsche whales.. i lked those
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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    nah when you are at 150, i wish it wasnt there.



    yeah yeah i know good downforce, almost rminds me of the porsche whales.. i lked those
    there really just isnt a wing that's going to flatter a trunk body mustang.... so it was either go with the wind tunnel tested saleen wing... or one of those sheet metal wings....

    hard to pull off "street car" if i start putting sheet metal wings and wheely bars.. all that other nonsense...
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    u live in ur car? i bet u sleep on that mattress on the back, oh wait that is the wing
    lol.. and i was implying to the humble living space in the background
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    i suppose i could drive a viper and live in an apartment???
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    wickedone,do you know brad with the fox body coupe with incon twin turbos that lives in macon? I'm curious if you are the same guy he was telling me about that lives in columbus that had a vortech blown vert that ran mid 10s with an AOD. I was kind of interested in putting an AOD in my car that can handle 1000+hp.

    I have a mccloed street twin and Tremec 3550 in my turbo car now but not sure how long the trans will last making 900 ft/lbs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WINDSOR
    wickedone,do you know brad with the fox body coupe with incon twin turbos that lives in macon? I'm curious if you are the same guy he was telling me about that lives in columbus that had a vortech blown vert that ran mid 10s with an AOD. I was kind of interested in putting an AOD in my car that can handle 1000+hp.

    I have a mccloed street twin and Tremec 3550 in my turbo car now but not sure how long the trans will last making 900 ft/lbs.
    are you ever in the columbus area??? you can stop by....

    my pal has a coupe that dynoed @ 535 on motor tuned for spray... he sprays 300... his car has a powerglide in it... seems to be the only thing he's ever used that worked... could take a look at that... see how you like it
    do you have this one in your maro crafty???

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    OH and my balls, well there still dripping wet from being deep in your girls ass...
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