Calling out Crafty Pt. 2

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04-02-2006, 02:14 PM
St0lenR

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Originally Posted by RedGTS

hey speedmonkey...your one comment away from me calling INS:lmao:

pw3nd!!!! LOL!!!
04-02-2006, 02:17 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by RedGTS

hey speedmonkey...your one comment away from me calling INS:lmao:

go ahead, ill be back again next week to slash your throat, and bang your mom on the kitchen floor while i stuff oreo's in the bitches face
04-02-2006, 02:20 PM
crafty

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Originally Posted by RedGTS

craft at least my girlfriend doesnt look like a cracked out ice whore with scabs on her knees. why dont you feed some of those oreo's to your girl.....no joke

ok chris..
04-02-2006, 02:25 PM
crafty

I'm hoping next week.. But we'll see. I'll pm you when it's done..
04-02-2006, 02:25 PM
lightspeed

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

yeah.. but domestics are like.. gay

Hey will, about this domestic comment...
:smilefu: :smilefu: :smilefu:
BTW, when will the crafty mobile be ready? The truck should be back in the week or two, Id like to find out how fast that camaro is. Get me in on that please.
04-02-2006, 02:27 PM
crafty

next week i hope..
04-02-2006, 02:28 PM
St0lenR

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedGTS

hey speedmonkey...your one comment away from me calling INS:lmao:

Quote:

Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

go ahead, ill be back again next week to slash your throat, and bang your mom on the kitchen floor while i stuff oreo's in the bitches face

Notice how there's no smily face in SM's post...someone took a comment just a lil too personal
04-02-2006, 02:31 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by St0lenR

Notice how there's no smily face in SM's post...someone took a comment just a lil too personal

sure did :goodjob: , i cant evenTYPEfw8e righat now asdf im so pise3d!
04-02-2006, 02:35 PM
St0lenR

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

sure did :goodjob: , i cant evenTYPEfw8e righat now asdf im so pise3d!

WTF!!! what happened to the whole "it's just the internet" theory
04-02-2006, 02:36 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by St0lenR

WTF!!! what happened to the whole "it's just the internet" theory

its just that, the internet. why are YOU being serious?.. go get laid hugo, or do you have to ask for permission for that as well? :lmao:
04-02-2006, 02:38 PM
St0lenR

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

its just that, the internet. why are YOU being serious?.. go get laid hugo, or do you have to ask for permission for that as well? :lmao:

YEA I ACTUALLY I DO, NEXT COMMENT

then you wonder why I leave you stood up like a bitch on prom night
04-02-2006, 02:39 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by St0lenR

YEA I ACTUALLY I DO, NEXT COMMENT

damn.. thats sad
04-02-2006, 02:41 PM
St0lenR

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

damn.. thats sad

It's better than not getting anything at all *ahem* WILL
04-02-2006, 02:42 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by St0lenR

It's better than not getting anything at all *ahem* WILL

yeah i guess so, you're boring me.
04-02-2006, 02:56 PM
RedGTS

why did he get so pissed? probably bought back some bad nightmares about crossing the border in the back of a van, or did you sail over in a home made raft ?
04-02-2006, 03:01 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by RedGTS

why did he get so pissed? probably bought back some bad nightmares about crossing the border in the back of a van, or did you sail over in a home made raft ?

we rode on your mom's back, shamoo style
04-02-2006, 03:02 PM
crafty

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

we rode on your mom's back, shamoo style

She now lives in the milk moat
04-02-2006, 03:07 PM
RedGTS

^lol, finally a decent reply......so where were you last night? wait let me guess inrica inglesias concert... last minute tickets
04-02-2006, 03:10 PM
RedGTS

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Originally Posted by crafty

She now lives in the milk moat

brandons girlfriends lives on any given street corner:boobies: (which ever intersection in busiest) trading blow jobs for nose candy
04-02-2006, 03:10 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by RedGTS

^lol, finally a decent reply......so where were you last night? wait let me guess inrica inglesias concert... last minute tickets

i was dirty sanchezing your mom.

we came up with a good one, she eats a bunch of snicker bars for a week.. then we ass fuck, and when i smeer it on her upper lip with peanuts..

i call that the nasty gonzales
04-02-2006, 03:12 PM
crafty

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Originally Posted by RedGTS

^lol, finally a decent reply......so where were you last night? wait let me guess inrica inglesias concert... last minute tickets

Actually I was in Blue Ridge.. :cheers:
04-02-2006, 03:12 PM
RedGTS

thats almost as good as when I give your grandmother and sister, consecutive chile rainbows, followed up with porteguese breakfast's.
04-02-2006, 03:13 PM
crafty

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

i was dirty sanchezing your mom.

we came up with a good one, she eats a bunch of snicker bars for a week.. then we ass fuck, and when i smeer it on her upper lip with peanuts..

i call that the nasty gonzales

holy fuck lol
04-02-2006, 03:25 PM
PSINXS

my car runs.
04-02-2006, 04:27 PM
RedGTS

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Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey

i was dirty sanchezing my dad.

we came up with a good one, he eats a bunch of snicker bars for a week.. then we ass fuck, and when i smeer it on his upper lip with peanuts..

i call that the nasty daddy gonzales

:lmao: dude you are so homo
04-02-2006, 07:18 PM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by RedGTS

:lmao: dude you are so homo

yea, i do it to your dad too.. whats the problem?
04-02-2006, 10:23 PM
slowhawk01

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Originally Posted by crafty

My car is tuned for the bottle, it runs like shit off of it..

It runs like shit on or off. Sometimes I can't even tell when your spraying or not. The only I could tell at the track when you sprayed is because you ran a 12.5 and I still blew by your ass.:goodjob:
04-02-2006, 10:28 PM
slowhawk01

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Originally Posted by lightspeed

Hey will, about this domestic comment...
:smilefu: :smilefu: :smilefu:
BTW, when will the crafty mobile be ready? The truck should be back in the week or two, Id like to find out how fast that camaro is. Get me in on that please.

The crafty mobile runs like a stock Ls1 with a 75 shot on it. On the bottle it ran a 12.5:taun:
04-02-2006, 10:35 PM
PawnShopCEO

i think the only thread we could ever post that speedmonkey wouldnt post in would be called "post your social security card"
04-03-2006, 12:48 AM
Speedm0(\)key

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Originally Posted by accordm3

i think the only thread we could ever post that speedmonkey wouldnt post in would be called "post your social security card"

i heard you :nautjerk: to my IA profile
04-03-2006, 02:52 AM
slowhawk01

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Originally Posted by accordm3

i think the only thread we could ever post that speedmonkey wouldnt post in would be called "post your social security card"

:eek: :lmao:
04-03-2006, 07:18 AM
crafty

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Originally Posted by slowhawk01

It runs like shit on or off. Sometimes I can't even tell when your spraying or not. The only I could tell at the track when you sprayed is because you ran a 12.5 and I still blew by your ass.:goodjob:

Ok thanks Matt, The truth is out!! I went a 12.5 on a 250shot... And matt still beat me...
04-03-2006, 07:19 AM
crafty

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Originally Posted by slowhawk01

The crafty mobile runs like a stock Ls1 with a 75 shot on it. On the bottle it ran a 12.5:taun:

that was no 75 shot.... it's was 250 bitch.. i went 12.5 @ 141........................:eek:
04-03-2006, 10:19 AM
fight club

isnt that a really high trap speed for 12.5?
04-03-2006, 10:34 AM
crafty

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Originally Posted by cherry kool aid

isnt that a really high trap speed for 12.5?

No from what i'm told that about average..lol ... when i have a 3.893 60ft
04-03-2006, 12:07 PM
4dmin

INS, a grand a nice, scabs on knees, oreos, dirty sanchez, etc...

this has to be the best thread on the boards :lmao:

i'd put my money on the camaro depending on the setup and how much NOZ :D
04-03-2006, 01:46 PM
slowhawk01

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Originally Posted by crafty

No from what i'm told that about average..lol ... when i have a 3.893 60ft

At least you told the truth about the 6oft dead hooking that is.
04-03-2006, 01:48 PM
slowhawk01

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Originally Posted by admin

i'd put my money on the camaro depending on the setup and how much NOZ :D

Never put your money on crafts car. Why do you think its never out racing. Because its always broken:slap:. Or as everyone else says when there shit is broken "I'm just doing a couple more things to it wait till next week it'll be fast":nautjerk:
04-03-2006, 02:38 PM
slowhawk01

I found these and had to post them

CRAFTY(Brandon)
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...maromullet.jpg

RedGTS(CHRIS)
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...10inchcock.jpg

Speedmonkey(Will)
http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f1...u/fartcans.jpg
04-04-2006, 02:03 AM
03CobraAV8R

Damn, I am so fast. I run 8.62 @ 163 on slicks 'n skinnies, a K&N, and some weld-in Flowmaster 40's.

Fah've Sixteen to the wheels.

Ported Eaton for the win.

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