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    Default The REAL story of Val vs the S2k.

    Okay, so apparently this guy has been running around telling people we raced. Since I haven't talked or seen any other S2K, I'm assuming it's the same guy.

    So it's around 11pm on Sunday, and I'm cruising up Highway 92, on my way back to Kennesaw. Just chillin', smoking a cigarette while my dogs are asleep. Because they were in the car, I had my windows down (and the heat blasting!), and was waiting at a stoplight. All of a sudden, a silver S2k with LOUD ass exhausts pulls up next to me with his girlfriend in the passenger seat.

    "Nice car", he says, his girlfriend glancing at my car looking appropriately air-headed.

    "Thanks man, you too", I reply with a nod.

    "You know how to drive it?", he asks, smirking at me.

    "Uhh.. yeah. I run at the track. 12. ----" *SKKERRRRRRTTT!!!*- before I could finish my sentence, the light turns green and the guy dumps his clutch and proceeds to tear off from the light, tires ablaze.

    Val: *looks at doggie* ???
    Doggie: *looks at Val* ????

    I ain't about to start driving like a moron on 92 late at night, haha. I've already gotten a ticket on that road. So I get to about 55mph and cruise, as I have been my entire ride. (Doggies don't like it when you accelerate and decelerate hard) Anyways. The guy proceeds to slow down and then pace me for a mile or so with his car in some ungodly low gear, his engine must have been sitting at 7k rpms.

    I'm sitting there laughing at him, manage to yell "NOT INTERESTED" over his engine noise, and then roll up the window. He and his girl speed off and turn into the Walmart.

    (Sure enough, there was a cop sitting down the road gunning people, right past Trickum road)

    So now everyone knows how Val and her two dogs "raced" and got beaten by an S2000. If it makes him feel like more of a man, go right ahead and brag, I don't care, haha.

    All I know is that my car = 400hp. Your car = slow.

    This has been a faithful and honest narrative of the events in question. Signed - Val, Kenshin and Yoshi.
    Last edited by Dragonfly5338; 12-20-2005 at 04:04 PM.

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    hahah thats halarious, i can't stand people like that

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    I belive the dogs were lieing.
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    Val, your dogs told that dog from the beans commercial that you wanted to race but you wanted to finish your cig first

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spyder
    I belive the dogs were lieing.
    My dogs never lie! They just wreck my shit.

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    I guess this is the guy that I talked to at Sam's. Was he asian? He didn't tell me he beat you, but he had that stupid smirk on his face like he wanted to say it. I just said "I think that's my friend Val and her car is fast" (I lied about the friend thing JP) and gave him a card and walked away.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    I guess this is the guy that I talked to at Sam's. Was he asian? He didn't tell me he beat you, but he had that stupid smirk on his face like he wanted to say it. I just said "I think that's my friend Val and her car is fast" (I lied about the friend thing JP) and gave him a card and walked away.
    Lol, man you 2 need to make up, cause your my 2 fav girls with fast cars...i'll give ya'll some ducks

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    I guess this is the guy that I talked to at Sam's. Was he asian? He didn't tell me he beat you, but he had that stupid smirk on his face like he wanted to say it. I just said "I think that's my friend Val and her car is fast" (I lied about the friend thing JP) and gave him a card and walked away.
    Yep, asian guy! Hahahhaaa!! (fuk u then! i won't let you borrow my mongoose with the warm balls! hahaha! )

    LOL!! That's good shit. Thanks for the props! I'm sure he was like "WTF" when you gave him a card and walked off, haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by B16a2 Civic
    Lol, man you 2 need to make up, cause your my 2 fav girls with fast cars...i'll give ya'll some ducks
    She said sorry and so did I. She just hurt my feeling real bad...It's getting better, I think. I can't hold a grudge forever....even tho I tried. I'm really not as mean as people think I am..and neither is she
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    Val, how many times do I gotta tell ya? Ricers <3 clear taillights and stick together... obviously, he could see those bling-bling lights from miles away and wanted a new friend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Yep, asian guy! Hahahhaaa!! (fuk u then! i won't let you borrow my mongoose with the warm balls! hahaha! )

    LOL!! That's good shit. Thanks for the props! I'm sure he was like "WTF" when you gave him a card and walked off, haha.
    I don't know why he asked me if I was the girl he raced in the black Evo. I think he just wanted to brag. My Evo is OBVIOUSLY NOT black :jerkit:
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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    I'm really not as mean as people think I am..and neither is she
    x2!

    wait, shhhhh!! I don't want it getting out that we're really not stuck up mean bitches who have nothing better to do than sit here and be bitter and hate on everyone.

    Val for President.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    I don't know why he asked me if I was the girl he raced in the black Evo. I think he just wanted to brag. My Evo is OBVIOUSLY NOT black :jerkit:
    ROFL. How do you confuse that?

    Your evo = silver w/kitties and UNGODLY sounding i'm sure.

    My evo = black, dirty as hell, and I'm sure it has dog hair flying out the windows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ct9a gsr
    Val, how many times do I gotta tell ya? Ricers <3 clear taillights and stick together... obviously, he could see those bling-bling lights from miles away and wanted a new friend.

    ^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^.^

    LOL. <3

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    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    She said sorry and so did I. She just hurt my feeling real bad...It's getting better, I think. I can't hold a grudge forever....even tho I tried. I'm really not as mean as people think I am..and neither is she

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    wait.. val and tracy are friends?.. wtf.. ok. fuck you val.. fuck you by association
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    fuck you by association
    you are not the first, nor the last, who have said that, haha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Okay, so apparently this guy has been running around telling people we raced. Since I haven't talked or seen any other S2K, I'm assuming it's the same guy.

    So it's around 11pm on Sunday, and I'm cruising up Highway 92, on my way back to Kennesaw. Just chillin', smoking a cigarette while my dogs are asleep. Because they were in the car, I had my windows down (and the heat blasting!), and was waiting at a stoplight. All of a sudden, a silver S2k with LOUD ass exhausts pulls up next to me with his girlfriend in the passenger seat.

    "Nice car", he says, his girlfriend glancing at my car looking appropriately air-headed.

    "Thanks man, you too", I reply with a nod.

    "You know how to drive it?", he asks, smirking at me.

    "Uhh.. yeah. I run at the track. 12. ----" *SKKERRRRRRTTT!!!*- before I could finish my sentence, the light turns green and the guy dumps his clutch and proceeds to tear off from the light, tires ablaze.

    Val: *looks at doggie* ???
    Doggie: *looks at Val* ????

    I ain't about to start driving like a moron on 92 late at night, haha. I've already gotten a ticket on that road. So I get to about 55mph and cruise, as I have been my entire ride. (Doggies don't like it when you accelerate and decelerate hard) Anyways. The guy proceeds to slow down and then pace me for a mile or so with his car in some ungodly low gear, his engine must have been sitting at 7k rpms.

    I'm sitting there laughing at him, manage to yell "NOT INTERESTED" over his engine noise, and then roll up the window. He and his girl speed off and turn into the Walmart.

    (Sure enough, there was a cop sitting down the road gunning people, right past Trickum road)

    So now everyone knows how Val and her two dogs "raced" and got beaten by an S2000. If it makes him feel like more of a man, go right ahead and brag, I don't care, haha.

    All I know is that my car = 400hp. Your car = slow.

    This has been a faithful and honest narrative of the events in question. Signed - Val, Kenshin and Yoshi.
    don't lie to us val....you got afraid of the veetak....it's nothing to be ashamed of....
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    evo wins by default cuz its black. affirmative action bitches!!!

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    You should have let you're dog attack him. You know the mean ass one that doesnt like people. I can't remember which one it is. I remember my dog bit someone once and he went to doggie jail.

    It would be worth it though for that guy.

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    Like you couldn't make the dog put on the seat belt.....pssh!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1439/2000
    You should have let you're dog attack him. You know the mean ass one that doesnt like people. I can't remember which one it is. I remember my dog bit someone once and he went to doggie jail.

    It would be worth it though for that guy.
    Hahaha, that's Kenshin. He doesn't like people. Except his mummy!

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    Kenshin tried to rip my arm off when I was putting my rims and tires in your SUV. Fast little bugar!

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2.3 Evo 8
    Kenshin tried to rip my arm off when I was putting my rims and tires in your SUV. Fast little bugar!
    Yup yup. He's ninja like that, haha.

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    *moved to animal section*

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    are these little bitch made toy dogs?... or real dogs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    are these little bitch made toy dogs?... or real dogs?
    They're medium sized dogs. 25lbs. They're minature akitas. Here's both of them. Kenshin is the red one, and Yoshi is the black one.

    Kenshin barks at everyone and tries to kill them.

    Yoshi pees on people, haha.
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    ahahahah.

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    should have said lets go, and then gunned it for 5 seconds eased off and let him think he walked you, lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    They're medium sized dogs. 25lbs. They're minature akitas. Here's both of them. Kenshin is the red one, and Yoshi is the black one.

    Kenshin barks at everyone and tries to kill them.

    Yoshi pees on people, haha.

    my pit bull needs dogs to play with, you should bring them over some time
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    my pit bull needs dogs to play with, you should bring them over some time
    can i bring over Teeth?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
    can i bring over Teeth?
    do you love your doggie?... if the answer is yes, then NO!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by z33k
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    lol val: looks at doggie
    doggie: looks at val

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    The REAL Yoshi.

    and LoL again, for "Yoshi" being my nickname.

    Val is one cool tuner chick. I like her. I want to....pet her dogs. o_O

    lol

    My dogs are pussies. They just bark and then roll over for you to pet their stomach. I'm SO fuct if anyone tries to rob the house.

    P.S. Highway 92 sucks soooo bad for racing. Shoot, I was just driving home from Andretti's last night, RX7club.com meet, and I got pulled over...no tag. ^___^

    Lady cop...nice lady...I was 110% honest and she said if I get my tag before Jan 3rd she'll drop the ticket. I need someone to "pass" me...

    P.S. She gave me her #...ooOOooOOO! hahahahahahah...she was like "Where did you get this car?" and "I'm gonna give you my #." I said back to her "Oh my Officer, you're giving me your number?" and laughed. HAHHAHAHAHA....I've got balls.

    But on a more serious note, someone PLZ hook me up w/ emissions. ;__;

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    Quote Originally Posted by YoshiFC3S


    The REAL Yoshi.

    and LoL again, for "Yoshi" being my nickname.

    Val is one cool tuner chick. I like her. I want to....pet her dogs. o_O

    lol

    My dogs are pussies. They just bark and then roll over for you to pet their stomach. I'm SO fuct if anyone tries to rob the house.

    P.S. Highway 92 sucks soooo bad for racing. Shoot, I was just driving home from Andretti's last night, RX7club.com meet, and I got pulled over...no tag. ^___^

    Lady cop...nice lady...I was 110% honest and she said if I get my tag before Jan 3rd she'll drop the ticket. I need someone to "pass" me...

    P.S. She gave me her #...ooOOooOOO! hahahahahahah...she was like "Where did you get this car?" and "I'm gonna give you my #." I said back to her "Oh my Officer, you're giving me your number?" and laughed. HAHHAHAHAHA....I've got balls.

    But on a more serious note, someone PLZ hook me up w/ emissions. ;__;

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragonfly5338
    Kenshin is the red one, and Yoshi is the black one
    Kitchen is red :confused: I always thought he was tan. lol. I guess I'm more colour blind than aI thought.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    i know some peeps, i hope they are still in business PM me
    PM sent!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpeedM0nkey
    i know some peeps, i hope they are still in business PM me

    probably not if you keep sending people to them

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