Quote Originally Posted by SleepingTalon
Can it be? Our holy father is in IA's Kills Forum?

Listen Jesus, while you're here, I have a few requests that have never been answered...

1. I'd like to win the lottery.

2. There are a few models and actresses I'd like to fuck.

3. Can we please get rid of my neighbors across the street? They piss me the fuck off.

4. If possible, can we make weekends 4 days?

Please get to work and make this stuff happen ASAP. It seems like all you've been doing is making 2871R's make 475hp, and there's plenty of time to do other shit.

Thank you.
1. If everyone won the lottery, winning the lottery wouldnt be a big deal.

2. I gave you a penis, its up to you to decide what you do with it.

3. I gave your neighbors free will, looking back on it. This was a mistake, but i cant make them move.

4. If i had my way, wednesday would be part of the weekend. But unfortunately, politicians have free will too.