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  1. 11-21-2008, 07:36 PM #1
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    So I pulled up at the light and there was a Smart there waiting. This fat bitch looked like she might've wanted to get in front of me. I wasn't having that so I rev at her with all my might and when the light turned green, I floored it and spun the tires for every bit of 5 seconds. I left her in my cloud of tire smoke. I win.

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  2. 11-21-2008, 07:39 PM #2
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    spinning isnt winning homie!
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  3. 11-21-2008, 07:39 PM #3
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    Sweet!
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  4. 11-21-2008, 07:47 PM #4
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    your so cool for wanting to race a smart car with a fat woman driving..im jealous
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  5. 11-21-2008, 07:50 PM #5
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    I don't think the smart was trying...
    Back to being stock and slow
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  6. 11-21-2008, 07:54 PM #6
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    Hell yea! I get on 400 every day and it never fails that someone gets in the wrong lane to get on 400 so they can make the light then tries to cut me off. I do not take kindly to that shit!
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  7. 11-21-2008, 07:57 PM #7
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    fuck your smart car race, I kill 500whp turbo diesel trucks daily.












    they also have 18 wheels
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  8. 11-21-2008, 08:11 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tech5
    spinning isnt winning homie!
    To hell you say. Post # 1 says it all. I spin. I win. Hands down

    That fat bitch didn't even see it coming. I bet she'll think twice next time she goes and looks into my lane

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  9. 11-21-2008, 08:15 PM #9
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    lol dude come get some of this neon
    Soon!!
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  10. 11-21-2008, 08:30 PM #10
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    ^^My 6 officially (with me in it) weighs less than your "Neon" without you in it. With that said, I'll still lose. But you're gonna have a hard time catching me

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  11. 11-21-2008, 08:44 PM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    ^^My 6 officially (with me in it) weighs less than your "Neon" without you in it. With that said, I'll still lose. But you're gonna have a hard time catching me
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  12. 11-22-2008, 12:27 AM #12
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    lol. awesome thread.
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    lol funniest post ever. This dude really showed that SMART CAR who's boss. rofl
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  14. 11-22-2008, 10:14 PM #14
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    Next time don't throw a cheetoh in the oncoming lane. Beat the driver not the car.
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  15. 11-22-2008, 10:32 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by rrutter81
    Next time don't throw a cheetoh in the oncoming lane. Beat the driver not the car.
    I was in front of you today. By The Amc and Hooters. You turned towards the AMC. I was in the white f150 right in front of you. lol
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  16. 11-22-2008, 10:40 PM #16
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    with only 70 whp I don't think a smart car is much competition...
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  17. 11-22-2008, 10:47 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDM_F20c
    I was in front of you today. By The Amc and Hooters. You turned towards the AMC. I was in the white f150 right in front of you. lol
    Damn put another loss for the econo fail box. LOL was in a hurry to get some denatured alcohol from home depot before helping my bro with his dsm. But yea I lost to the school bus worse hit me up next time
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  18. 11-22-2008, 11:04 PM #18
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    I was actually mocking the guy in the previous kill story before me. I was totally bored at the time, thread found here -----------> http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206010

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  19. 11-22-2008, 11:05 PM #19
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    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by rrutter81
    Next time don't throw a cheetoh in the oncoming lane. Beat the driver not the car.
    My brain rotted a little bit trying to figure out what that means

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    My brain rotted a little bit trying to figure out what that means
    Fat driver + cheetoh = chase
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    So I pulled up at the light and there was a Smart there waiting. This fat bitch looked like she might've wanted to get in front of me. I wasn't having that so I rev at her with all my might and when the light turned green, I floored it and spun the tires for every bit of 5 seconds. I left her in my cloud of tire smoke. I win.
    i think the lady is SMART for not racing you...
    Peek-a-boo mofucka what now?!
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  23. 12-03-2008, 05:42 AM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by driftjunior
    i think the lady is SMART for not racing you...
    You're a fucking idiot
    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    I was actually mocking the guy in the previous kill story before me. I was totally bored at the time, thread found here -----------> http://importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?t=206010

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    You're a fucking idiot
    why am i a fucking idiot when your the one not having the common courtesy to let the lady by.. there was no need for the burning out.. would you like it if someone did that to your loved one??.. think about it.. what if she would of turned into you while you doing your 5 minute burnout and you guys crashed?? or what if a cop would of been there and gave u a ticket?? you would of regretted it then.. seriously you dumasses dont think about wtf your doing.. road rage is one of the reasons why so many people crash and some die.. think about it next time man dont do nothing stupid and risk someone else's life..

    now.. blackshine007.. your the fucking idiot..

    take my comment as advice and not as disrespect.. do yourself some good
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    WoW, dude. Seriously? Do I have to really explain this? The story wasn't real. It was fake. I was mainly picking fun and the guy who had the kill story before mine. Why in the fuck would anyone take pride and brag about beating an incredibly slow car as a smart? I have never been in front of a smart, let alone at a light with one and even if I were, normal acceleration would totally destroy the car. Go hop on a skateboard and run into a wall or something. Try not to fall down and slit your wrists in the process. Seriously, you fail. Congratulate yourself Alt+Ctrl+Dell=your life

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    lol funny.. stfu!
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