You know, you're really retarded.
A "minor bolt-on" Evo 8 is faster than that "stock" Evo 9 that beat you. Retard. The minor bolt-on Evo 8 runs low 12's to high 11's in the 1/4, the "stock" Evo 9 doesn't run those times. Do some research.
The intake does absolutely "0" for an Evo 8 unless you reflash the ECU, so if "minor bolt-ons" means an exhaust. OK, sure buddy.

God damn your stupid ant, seriously.
I think your butt hurt that a true bolt on Evo 8 would rape you. You can spend about $2,000 and have a low 12 sec Evo 8.