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    Default My beater is faster than your beater.

    Call out to all those interested. Lets have a beater race. Bring your tired, your poorly running, your huddled cars yearning to run free and lets see how fast they go. My homeboy is bringing out his 1985 ford f-150, my friend is bringing his E-350 cargo van and I've got my 92 volvo 940gl with 115hp of fury! Where my beaters at? I wanna break the 18 sec barrier!
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    wow lol sounds fun maybe you should do it in a big field

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    ......what a stupid way to get busted.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by superboost
    I wanna break the 18 sec barrier!
    thats what the track is for


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    We can take a nap during the race.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superboost
    Call out to all those interested. Lets have a beater race. Bring your tired, your poorly running, your huddled cars yearning to run free and lets see how fast they go. My homeboy is bringing out his 1985 ford f-150, my friend is bringing his E-350 cargo van and I've got my 92 volvo 940gl with 115hp of fury! Where my beaters at? I wanna break the 18 sec barrier!
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    i got 120 of pure JDM power for somebody

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    Go to buford highway, I'm sure you will find a race. When I lived in norcross I saw modded E350's every now and then on bufford.
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    Quote Originally Posted by superboost
    Call out to all those interested. Lets have a beater race. Bring your tired, your poorly running, your huddled cars yearning to run free and lets see how fast they go. My homeboy is bringing out his 1985 ford f-150, my friend is bringing his E-350 cargo van and I've got my 92 volvo 940gl with 115hp of fury! Where my beaters at? I wanna break the 18 sec barrier!
    Ummm, first off, it's an '86, get it right

    Second, My 180 horses of pure Ford fury will pwn3t your 115 stray gerbils anyday of the week. You name the place, buddy!

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    gerbils power hondas. Volvos run on swedish meatballs. Get it right damnit


    and your 180hp of 5 liter ford fury weighs about 10 metric tons. my swedish meatball on wheels only weighs 5 metric tons
    My car is factory....



    Every single performance part and or modification it has was made in a factory somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superboost
    gerbils power hondas. Volvos run on swedish meatballs. Get it right damnit


    and your 180hp of 5 liter ford fury weighs about 10 metric tons. my swedish meatball on wheels only weighs 5 metric tons
    then what powers my toyota powerhouse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    then what powers my toyota powerhouse?
    20B

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    Quote Originally Posted by superboost
    gerbils power hondas. Volvos run on swedish meatballs. Get it right damnit


    and your 180hp of 5 liter ford fury weighs about 10 metric tons. my swedish meatball on wheels only weighs 5 metric tons
    245 ft-lbs FTW

    K series 626. That's right. It's got a K in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Echonova
    20B
    damn,dont give away..

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    245 ft-lbs FTW
    thats what it had when new :-P
    My car is factory....



    Every single performance part and or modification it has was made in a factory somewhere.

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    The point is, it had 245 ft -lbs. of good 'ol american torque. How much you said your spaceballs (oops!) where making?

    K series 626. That's right. It's got a K in it.

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    115 and 130tq. But hey, swedish horses are bigger than american horses.
    My car is factory....



    Every single performance part and or modification it has was made in a factory somewhere.

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    ok my beater is an 89 supra turbo... let's do this shit.

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    my beater is a 1978 lancia stratos







    not really but i want one.
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    my beater is a rusty ass 78 280z powered by Chuck Norris

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    ^lol

    my "beater" is in my sig

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    my beater is a slow ass civic...
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    My beater is your mom. And I beat'er good and hard.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Z U L8R
    my beater is a rusty ass 78 280z powered by Chuck Norris
    he automatically wins
    My car is factory....



    Every single performance part and or modification it has was made in a factory somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superboost
    he automatically wins
    He already won before you made this topic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sirkus34
    He already won before you made this topic.
    Yea But he needs to let Chuck out because I need new Ep. of Walker Texas Ranger.

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    My beater is 07 Z06. My trophy is an McLaren F1.

    Who wants some?
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    Now just to give ya'll the details on this beater race, I can assure you it's not gonna be on the streets. Honestly, as slow as some of the supposed beaters are, they won't be getting away from any cop car anytime soon. Hell, it might break down. I own a Ford, and that's a high possibility. No, but seriously, I thought some of ya'll would catch the clue when superboost said he's hoping for 18's. Which means TRACK ONLY ! Supposedly, AMS bought the airport space next door and is turning that into a 1/4 mile track. My understanding of AMS doing the Friday night drags is basicly testing to see how big of a crowd will attend by testing on pit row. Apparently, there's a huge crowd and will be real successful. I've been hearing of that for some months now. If and when it does open, I will wipe my ass all over ya'll with furious fat 5.slow ford truck, hands down. So here's hoping it will open for the summer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by superboost
    Call out to all those interested. Lets have a beater race. Bring your tired, your poorly running, your huddled cars yearning to run free and lets see how fast they go. My homeboy is bringing out his 1985 ford f-150, my friend is bringing his E-350 cargo van and I've got my 92 volvo 940gl with 115hp of fury! Where my beaters at? I wanna break the 18 sec barrier!
    how about I "beat" your redneck wife in the mouth


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    ^^ fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chnco
    how about I "beat" your redneck wife in the mouth


    faggot
    dont post anymore

    My car is factory....



    Every single performance part and or modification it has was made in a factory somewhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chnco
    how about I "beat" your redneck wife in the mouth


    faggot
    dont post anymore
    This, my friends, is yet another sign of idiocracy for the remedial. Random and senseless posting; dumfuck got happy with a keyboard and computer screen and went apeshit. Please, ladies and gentlemen, don't fall victim to this nature of dumbassity

    K series 626. That's right. It's got a K in it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackshine007
    This, my friends, is yet another sign of idiocracy for the remedial. Random and senseless posting; dumfuck got happy with a keyboard and computer screen and went apeshit. Please, ladies and gentlemen, don't fall victim to this nature of dumbassity
    This, my friends, is yet another sign of idiocracy for the remedial. Random and senseless posting; dumfuck got happy with a keyboard and computer screen and went apeshit. Please, ladies and gentlemen, don't fall victim to this nature of dumbassity

    ...lol

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    shut up fags
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    Quote Originally Posted by chnco
    shut up fags
    My car is factory....



    Every single performance part and or modification it has was made in a factory somewhere.

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    So who else is trying to get a hefty sack of balls wiped on them courtesy of the '86 blue oval candidate?

    K series 626. That's right. It's got a K in it.

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    I know it sounds gay as hell but also sounds like fun. If you ever do get this together shoot me a PM and I will bring one of mine. If the range is going to be in the 15-18's then I will bring a company car which is a stock 4 door Focus but if it is faster just let me know and I will bring the full size truck with a 5.4, 3.73 gears, K&N air filter and an automatic. Hell I might get a high 14 out of it on slicks.

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    thats the whole point. i want to roll out there en masse with slow beaters and swarm the track. The organizers and track ppl will all be like WTF!? I want 16sec and above beaters. The slower and nastier, the better. extra points go those who add cardboard body kits and vtec stickers. Less of a beater race, and more of a rice race.
    My car is factory....



    Every single performance part and or modification it has was made in a factory somewhere.

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    Oh hell I am bringing the rustang 4 banger AOD then. I think I can break out of the 20's with it on a good pass and damn sure won't need to swap rear tires.

    Oh and if you do this at Commerce you will not shock many people because there are plenty of 15-20 second cars there every Friday night. :boobies:

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