the condensation out of my muffler is bottled by little green gingerbread men and sold to the general public under the label Drakkar Noir. seriously though i don't even have an engine, i have a huge hamster wheel connected to my driveshaft and i hired Chuck Norris to run on it. In exchange for the holy one aka mr. norris to power my rust bucket i agreed to announce my sponsorship by putting a "Powered by Chuck Norris" banner across my windshield and "Chuck Norris Inside" stickers on my rear windows.