So I totally killed a POS camaro last night

[LT1UltraZ]

Out near Summit in McD. Ran up to get some parts and got back on 75. Some redneck in his mullet machine pulls up next to me as I am cruising at 80 and starts to goose his crapbox. Naturally I made a hand gesture of 'Go ahead,' and sporty gassed it. I let him get about half a car on me before I hammered it and proceeded to decimate his inferior vehicle. Got about 2 bus lengths on his 'can't holds its value-mobile' and he tried to do a trailer park fly-by. This was unacceptable, so I had to gun it again. He didn't even make it to my front bumper before he got his lungs full of my exhaust. What a loser.

So, red camaro SS mullet trailer trash welfare bandit, if you are on here..get a real car fag.

i think it was me!! I want a rematch

[BUGMAN]

i think it was me!! I want a rematch

[Fred Sanford]

i think it was me!! I want a rematch

If 12.6 is all you run then you don't want a match. I'd drag your ass.

[LT1UltraZ]

If 12.6 is all you run then you don't want a match. I'd drag your ass.

12.6 is hell of a faster then your keyboard


what you got? Logitech, Saitek, stock dell or perhaps a microsoft?

[Fred Sanford]

12.6 is hell of a faster then your keyboard


what you got? Logitech, Saitek, stock dell or perhaps a microsoft?

Well I just found out that you like to put that time in your sig to throw people off. Why not just be a man and put your real times? How's it feel to drive a low 11 sec car that's worth less than a Civic?

[LT1UltraZ]

Well I just found out that you like to put that time in your sig to throw people off. Why not just be a man and put your real times? How's it feel to drive a low 11 sec car that's worth less than a Civic?

a lot better then driving a fucken keyboard and that is a real time

btw why dont u be a man and tells us all about your keyboard....you must have some nice mods on it to be runing it so well :idb:

[Ericp]

drama ftl

[Tracer]

LOL

[Fred Sanford]

Goddamn some of you need to take a typing class. Stephen fucking Hawking can type faster than some of you bitches and that nigga use a goddamn straw in his mouf.

[Fred Sanford]

Aight, while some of you half-brains are typing out those scathing replies that will surely be a devastating blow to my soul, I'm gonna go get me some yellow cake from Kroger.

[hydroshutter]

I think Fred has replaced onebadbird; we no longer need him around.

[BUGMAN]

I think Fred has replaced onebadbird; we no longer need him around.

Good point but I can't say too much since we don't race on the street.


So douche-bag when ya gonna come take Austin for a ride in your vette?

[hydroshutter]

So douche-bag when ya gonna come take Austin for a ride in your vette?

Which one?

Sold the blue one, the black one is on it's way. Anytime.

[Doppelgänger]

I think Fred has replaced onebadbird; we no longer need him around.

Yes, Fred's posts actually make sense and he's not trying to run everyone who replies car. Not to mention he insults are much better then vanillaice's middle school comebacks.

And at least Fred has a car, unlike thunderchicken.

[Kyle]

If this was to be anyone on IA with a new account I would say its QD. Just because he is saying things like "you can't fathom these big words" etc. That's my guess, but I doubt its him.

["B"]

If this was to be anyone on IA with a new account I would say its QD. Just because he is saying things like "you can't fathom these big words" etc. That's my guess, but I doubt its him.

That was my first thought as well. But they said it was a different IP.


Wait, I moved recently. Is it me?

[Fred Sanford]

That was my first thought as well. But they said it was a different IP.


Wait, I moved recently. Is it me?

Didn't you get the memo? Apparently only 1 person in the Southeast is able to say the word 'fathom.' I guess since I said it, I've inadvertently stepped on the toes of the registered owner of 'fathom.' Maybe I will have to search for a new word that I myself can trademark. This way, when I use said word, everyone will know it is I. Maybe I will go with discern. Not my first choice, but since fathom is already spoken for.

["B"]

Didn't you get the memo? Apparently only 1 person in the Southeast is able to say the word 'fathom.' I guess since I said it, I've inadvertently stepped on the toes of the registered owner of 'fathom.' Maybe I will have to search for a new word that I myself can trademark. This way, when I use said word, everyone will know it is I. Maybe I will go with discern. Not my first choice, but since fathom is already spoken for.

Does this mean that I am not you? This is the 3rd IP address I have used to post on these boards.

[Fred Sanford]

Does this mean that I am not you? This is the 3rd IP address I have used to post on these boards.

You're not me? Shoot, I thought I was you for a minute. I am IP #2 I think.

I am deeply saddened by the apparent death of this thread.

[Tracer]

I agree....

[hydroshutter]

Precisely.

[Fred Sanford]

I'm still waiting for a reply from a few people, namely LT1UltaZ. Where is his newest literary masterpiece?

[2.0civic]

cliffs? im not reading 5 pages...did he ever say what he smoked the SS in?

[hydroshutter]

cliffs? im not reading 5 pages...did he ever say what he smoked the SS in?

Ah come on, what else do you have to do?

[SMOKENU]

Of coarse he never said what he drives. Because its just a bunch of made up lies like everything else on here. Its almost like when someone says they own a car or won a race we need full documintation video and pictures

[Fred Sanford]

Of coarse he never said what he drives. Because its just a bunch of made up lies like everything else on here. Its almost like when someone says they own a car or won a race we need full documintation video and pictures

I don't know about video or pictures, but I'd be willing to give you a DNA sample across on your chin.

[2.0civic]

Ah come on, what else do you have to do?

so i heard you have seen my coworkers saleen.....

[SMOKENU]

so i heard you have seen my coworkers saleen.....

he must have seen it in his rearview mirror as he was blowing by it :idb:

[2.0civic]

he must have seen it in his rearview mirror as he was blowing by it :idb:

so the story goes....its an auto base model so its nothing special, just the kid thinks its hot shit cause he can repeatedly talk shit about my civic but yet he drives a kitted auto gt and before that drove a riced out teg....

[Fred Sanford]

I'm still waiting for some shit talk from LT1UltraGayZ. I enjoyed verbally laying the smack down in his ghetto limo.

["B"]

You were on a roll for a little bit though.

[hydroshutter]

Time to pick it back up, Fred!

I'm Comin' Erizabef!

["B"]

Ah fuck, and I am ging to bed. Ain't that a bitch.

[Fred Sanford]

So yeah, '95 camaro's are about as white trashy as you can get in regards to a DD.

[hydroshutter]

So yeah, '95 camaro's are about as white trashy as you can get in regards to a DD.

["B"]

Here we go!!!

[Fred Sanford]

I'm casting the bait, but it seems the douchefish aren't biting today.

[hydroshutter]

Wuh Hail! Yee ourghta getchee sum Crawdads frum Larry down at the Bait Shop. Heerza pic ofum.

[Tracer]

[Benefit]

fred sanford ftw