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    Default MINI S vs. Lancer vs. WRX

    So me and the girl were heading home from Athens tonight, going toward the apt. minding our own business. Well we line up next to some yellow Lancer (OZ i think). I know this guy is going down... i mean, c'mon... its a POS by default. So anyway, we roll off the light and i toy with him for a moment before romping on the gas and letting the blower do its thing...and make its noise Well I shut it down one i proved the MINI's dominance over something that should be kept as a rental car.

    That's all, right? No! So the Lancer is rolling next to us, knowing good and well not to try anything stupid when i look back and see something tailgating the absolute SHIT out of him. Well i move up and the fucking fag-hoe gets on my ass.... i really wanted to ruin that slut shits night and slam on the brakes and fuck their night up. But i didn't... not in my car. So we get up to a light and i see some little whore driving her NEW WRX...still had dealer plates on it... blue in color. So the light drops and i jump and immediately pull a couple cars on that shit. Well, that cheap trick apparently didn't have enough and tried to get us from a roll. EEEERRRRRR Wrong.... the bitch got schooled again!!! Well she takes off becuase her feelings were hurt for sure... i mean, she just bought a all-mighty WRX and got beat by a slightly modd'ed 1.6L MINI!!

    So anyway, i make a clear point to kinda follow her and pull up next to her at a light just to roll my window down and point and laugh...this is wheni discover it was some girl/hoe for real.

    That is all.
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    lol she couldnt drive then...

    i mean...uh..lol\

    what the mini got done to it?
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    was that wrx silver?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    lol she couldnt drive then...

    i mean...uh..lol\

    what the mini got done to it?
    from a dig?? possably. from a roll... nah, the MINI was simply faster.... any fool and drive from a roll.


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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    So me and the girl were heading home from Athens tonight, going toward the apt. minding our own business. Well we line up next to some yellow Lancer (OZ i think). I know this guy is going down... i mean, c'mon... its a POS by default. So anyway, we roll off the light and i toy with him for a moment before romping on the gas and letting the blower do its thing...and make its noise Well I shut it down one i proved the MINI's dominance over something that should be kept as a rental car.

    That's all, right? No! So the Lancer is rolling next to us, knowing good and well not to try anything stupid when i look back and see something tailgating the absolute SHIT out of him. Well i move up and the fucking fag-hoe gets on my ass.... i really wanted to ruin that slut shits night and slam on the brakes and fuck their night up. But i didn't... not in my car. So we get up to a light and i see some little whore driving her NEW WRX...still had dealer plates on it... blue in color. So the light drops and i jump and immediately pull a couple cars on that shit. Well, that cheap trick apparently didn't have enough and tried to get us from a roll. EEEERRRRRR Wrong.... the bitch got schooled again!!! Well she takes off becuase her feelings were hurt for sure... i mean, she just bought a all-mighty WRX and got beat by a slightly modd'ed 1.6L MINI!!

    So anyway, i make a clear point to kinda follow her and pull up next to her at a light just to roll my window down and point and laugh...this is wheni discover it was some girl/hoe for real.

    That is all.
    Quote Originally Posted by confusedkorean
    was that wrx silver?
    Sorry i had to do it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    lol she couldnt drive then...

    i mean...uh..lol\

    what the mini got done to it?
    Nope, MINI is just faster. Yeah, a stock WRX has maybe 30 HP on the MINI but the sedan also has about 500-600 lbs more on it as well. If you want a fast Subaru... get an Sti or start modding.... I don't go near Sti's.... hell no.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JennB
    Nope, MINI is just faster. Yeah, a stock WRX has maybe 30 HP on the MINI but the sedan also has about 500-600 lbs more on it as well. If you want a fast Subaru... get an Sti or start modding.... I don't go near Sti's.... hell no.
    AH...DIDNT KNOW THE MINIS WERE POWERFUL. GOOD INSIGHT
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    Ive always wanted to run a mini.


    Up for a run against my wagon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedIXMR
    Sorry i had to do it
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    damn it i got owned

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    So you drive a miata and a mini. What up with you and your pom-pom mobiles? Im presuming its your GF's at least :boobies:
    But yes, Im sure it handles wonderfully. So does my Hoover vacuum though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lightspeed
    So you drive a miata and a mini. What up with you and your pom-pom mobiles? Im presuming its your GF's at least :boobies:
    But yes, Im sure it handles wonderfully. So does my Hoover vacuum though.

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    C'mon Mang.... don't get me started. Yes, its the GF's car, because mine was sitting at home per the front tires were through 2 layers of steel belts.

    You know i'd wax you where i run.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    you know i'd wax you where i run.........
    I dont know that actually, but for sake of arguement, ill just say "whatever." Although going sideways through corners isnt the fastest way around a track

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    lolerz at the fast cars picking on the slow cars.

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    You got it all wrong , i don't challenge people to drifting contests, really. You have your thing, i have mine... no need for the useless shit
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    Mini's are gay....

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    why? because it was beating up on your girls car??? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    i don't challenge people to drifting contests, really. You have your thing, i have mine... no need for the useless shit
    amen, brother

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    dude...i saw your miata the other Sunday...you and your girl cruising on 316E...heard you dropping a gear or two waiting for me to take the bait, but i saw your front end and said...let's not make a fool out of myself

    good to see that car is doing what it's made to do! color combo is sick too

    my S is stock now with gunmetal 5 spoke/ polished lip. you may not remember me though

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    hmm blue in color you say ...was this girl in the wrx asian? j/w cuz there seems to be one in my neighborhood

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    Quote Originally Posted by dp32185
    dude...i saw your miata the other Sunday...you and your girl cruising on 316E...heard you dropping a gear or two waiting for me to take the bait, but i saw your front end and said...let's not make a fool out of myself

    good to see that car is doing what it's made to do! color combo is sick too

    my S is stock now with gunmetal 5 spoke/ polished lip. you may not remember me though
    In the S2K?? i dont remember Or maybe i do lol. Thanks for the compliment
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    Quote Originally Posted by evokenny
    hmm blue in color you say ...was this girl in the wrx asian? j/w cuz there seems to be one in my neighborhood
    possably, definatly had darker skin and black hair.... looked kinda short too lol I didn't get a clear look at her face.... she wouldnt look directly at me haha
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    hey mike congrats on your moms new car.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    hey mike congrats on your moms new car.
    I didn't know Jenn was my mom damn. well, at least im adopted, so im not worried about anything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    hey mike congrats on your moms new car.
    Ewww.. Tim, that's nasty.

    I'm not old enough to be his mom. Asshat.


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    no the chick in the wrx= mikes mom
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    Ive always wanted to run a mini.


    Up for a run against my wagon?
    Me too.

    Stock wrxs are pretty slow. I drove one of my friends' stock wrxs a couple weeks ago and it was still fun but felt boring due to the lack of power. I really want to test drive a Mini S but most places wont let guys my age test drive cars.
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