I'm not trying. If that's the best I could come up with well then that's pathetic.

On a serious note though, no BS, why do you feel the need to lie so much about stuff that doesn't matter? I had a friend that had the same issue and unfortunately, there was only so much I would stand before separating my ways. If someone feels that your statement may be false and asks for proof, then why not just provide the requested proof and let it end? Providing proof doesn't mean we'd rip into more, that would put us in our place and we could all move on. Rather simple process really. You may think that all we want to do is pick on you and we have but that's only because every statement you've made, you've either backpedaled and/or come back with another BS statement. Again, this is a serious question.