You say you're so diverse but all you listen to is scene kid tight pant metalcore. So here's some Boris for you. You can even tell your friends that you're into JDM metal with a hotass JDM AZN chick guitar player. The discography of this band is more diverse than the rest of this thread. And I'm not directing this thread to the guy who mentioned Opeth, you're cool and know whats up.

Boris - Pink (thrash) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WkaeBZ1kGU
Boris - Rainbow (psychedelic stoner metal) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1z0FGxWi7Q
Boris - My Neighbor Satan (shoegaze) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs6AjuzJJNk
Boris - Statement (80s cockrock) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2BQV...eature=related
Boris - A Bau A Qu (noise, sludge, ambient) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm1HEjgjZp8