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  1. 10-18-2006, 01:29 PM #1
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    Default Don't trust midgets !

    ok here's a lil joke dont know if yall herd it before or not .....


    guy is at a bar trying to pick up some girls but he lacks the confidence cause he knows he has a small penis. after drinking a few beers he gets buzzed then has to use the rest room. using it a midget walks in with a leprachan suit on and pulls up a stool starts pissing the guy laughs then looks down at the midget an see's a monster of a penis he gets upset the midget says whats wrong the man tells him he has a small penis but wants a bigger one. so the midget says ill let you in on a secret im really a leprachan and i can give you a big penis also so the guy says ok how ? i has to fuck you up your ass so the guy says ok . leprachan ask the guy whats your name he saids (JOHN OUCH ! )then he ask john where ya from he says (ATLANTA OUCH !) then the leprachan says john how old are you the guy says (36 OWW!) leprachan hops down and smacks guy on ass the says well john dont you
    think your a lil to old to believe in leprachans LOL !!!!!
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  2. 10-18-2006, 01:33 PM #2
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    One not funny, two hard to read, next time please use commas, periods, after a full sentence or to break up a long sentence. The ., can be found on the lower right of your keyboard. Use them!!!!!
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    One not funny, two hard to read, next time please use commas, periods, after a full sentence or to break up a long sentence. The ., can be found on the lower right of your keyboard. Use them!!!!!
    damn was you my teacher in school ? lol
    never was good at that shit
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    Quote Originally Posted by wHtKoNgDrIfT
    damn was you my teacher in school ? lol
    never was good at that shit


    really I never would have guessed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wHtKoNgDrIfT
    damn was you my teacher in school ? lol
    never was good at that shit
    you went to school?
    EF SQUAD FTMFW!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SL65AMG
    you went to school?
    yeah but just for the girls
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    One not funny, two hard to read, next time please use commas, periods, after a full sentence or to break up a long sentence. The ., can be found on the lower right of your keyboard. Use them!!!!!

    with you on that one. I thought i was getting stupid by the sec. huh

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    what a brokeback sum bitch ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    what a brokeback sum bitch ..


    thought that was you....?????
    grand prix.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    thought that was you....?????
    * yawn *

    nope thats PBS ..
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    lolz ..
    NY STAY HIGH !!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    lolz ..


    oh lord....
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    oh lord....
    can i help you ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Golden Child
    can i help you ??


    yeah DIE!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    yeah DIE!!!!
    whats your beef ??
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    ^lol
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    LOL @ superpope !
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    i dont like leprachan's lol
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    Short version
    man has small penis and no confidence
    man walks into a bathroom and sees a midget in a "leprachan" suit and laughs
    leprachan has huge weiner
    man frowns
    leprachan man says whats wrong
    man says he has a small weiner
    leprachan man says, i'm really a leprachan and i can make you have a big penis
    man says how
    leprachan says i have to fuck you in the ass
    man says okay make it quick
    Leprachan asks whats your name ::Pounds him:: (JOHN OUCH)
    Leprachan asks where you from ::Pounds him:: (Atlanta OUCH)
    leprachan asks how old you are ::Pounds him and finishes:: (36 OUCH)

    Leprachan says, well john, aren't you a bit old to believe in leprachans...

    punchline..
    man got ass raped willingly

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    yeah i was bored and made my to long might use that one lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by wHtKoNgDrIfT
    yeah i was bored and made my to long might use that one lol


    THINK BEFORE TYPING
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    Quote Originally Posted by babygurl
    THINK BEFORE TYPING
    yes ma'am:idb:
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