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    Default fuck her again!

    An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2months.Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
    pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig
    that did this to you? I want to know!"

    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call.
    Ha lf an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house, a
    mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably
    dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

    He sits in the living room with the father, mother and the
    girl,and tells them:"Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
    I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
    charge.I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
    of her life.Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail
    stores,a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account.
    If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a &nbs p;$4,000,000 bank account

    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.
    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

    At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand
    firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her
    again."
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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    Lol
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    old but that's good

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    HAHAHAHAHAHAH !!!
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    yea'ah.....

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    did you just read that on F-Chat?
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    Hahahah that was funny.

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    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPOSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

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    dude....i'm thought you were about to tell a story about how your girl fucked up over again or something.....classic.

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    ^^^lol me too^^^


    that's pretty good though
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    Why....GO BACK TO MY POST!!

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    LOL

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    awesome...thats funny as hell. i wonder what would happen in "real" life? maybe the same situation?
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    heh..that made me giggle.....
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    not bad

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    *sigh*
    why must we post the same things twice?
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    so you went to africa?
    Quote Originally Posted by Psycho
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    lmao.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by fcman
    did you just read that on F-Chat?

    supraforums actaully....

    and sorry if its a repost.... i have never seen it on here....

    chris
    If You Aint Blowin You Aint Goin!!!

    "So, Lone Star. Now you see that evil will always triumph...because good is dumb."

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