Sneakin Up On Your Man
A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a
> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a
> devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take
> some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be
> spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went. The
> wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and,
> as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband
> did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by
> watching her husband, to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put
> on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon spotted her
> husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick
> he cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
> went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new
> partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as
> he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more to drink he
> finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off
> they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat. Just before
> unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got
> into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his
> outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she
> asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never
> have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance
> much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got
> there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare
> room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly
> wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with
> unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, actually, I gave my Batman
> costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got
> lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"
> > Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!
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Originally Posted by Sinfix_15
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