A couple was invited to a masked costume Halloween party. The wife got a

> terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He, being a

> devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take

> some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need for his good time to be

> spoiled by not going. So he took his Batman costume and away he went. The

> wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain, and,

> as it was still early, decided to go to the party. In as much as her husband

> did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by

> watching her husband, to see how he acted when she was not with him. She put

> on a Goldilocks costume. So she joined the party and soon spotted her

> husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick

> he cuddle and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife

> went up to him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his new

> partner high and dry and devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as

> he wished, naturally, since he was her husband. After some more to drink he

> finally whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off

> they went to one of the cars and had a quickie in the back seat. Just before

> unmasking , she slipped away and went home and put her costume away and got

> into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his

> outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she

> asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never

> have a good time when you're not there." Then she asked, "Did you dance

> much?" He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got

> there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the spare

> room and played poker all evening." "You must have looked really silly

> wearing that Batman costume playing poker all night!" she said with

> unashamed sarcasm. To which the husband replied, actually, I gave my Batman

> costume to your Dad. Apparently he had a whale of a time. He told me he got

> lucky with a hottie in a Goldilocks outfit"

> > Moral of the story: Don't try to sneak up on your man!!!