So I am at a friends house. We are chillin' near the pool. My 1st cousin runs up...

Cousin: Baby J we need to move your EG

Me: Grab the keys over by my shirt right there... I'm wet, move it. Bring the keys RIGHT back.

Cousin: Aiight

~ 30 seconds later, I hear for the 1st time what my EG sounds like hitting VTEC from OUTSIDE of the car. I am LIVID and I get outta the pool. (even though it was kinda sexxi hearing it from the outside for the 1st time by the way, LOL. Sounded great!) He comes back.. parks. When he gets back I jokingly push him into the pool (8ft) and he starts to drown.. LITERALLY. At 1st I am laughing b/c I thought he was joking... but he could not swim... something I never knew. So I save him and he is shaken pretty bad but is ok. I'd say that we are now even for driving my car through the neighborhood w/out permission. LOL


SO, that prompted me to make this thread... who can't swim/skate/whistle/blow bubbles/get ya dick hard? LOL. We always bragging about the shit we CAN do, post up what you CAN'T do to save your life. Don't be shy.

As for me, I can't skate.