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  1. 07-11-2006, 07:53 PM #1
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    Default WHO CANT SWIM OR SKATE???

    So I am at a friends house. We are chillin' near the pool. My 1st cousin runs up...

    Cousin: Baby J we need to move your EG

    Me: Grab the keys over by my shirt right there... I'm wet, move it. Bring the keys RIGHT back.

    Cousin: Aiight

    ~ 30 seconds later, I hear for the 1st time what my EG sounds like hitting VTEC from OUTSIDE of the car. I am LIVID and I get outta the pool. (even though it was kinda sexxi hearing it from the outside for the 1st time by the way, LOL. Sounded great!) He comes back.. parks. When he gets back I jokingly push him into the pool (8ft) and he starts to drown.. LITERALLY. At 1st I am laughing b/c I thought he was joking... but he could not swim... something I never knew. So I save him and he is shaken pretty bad but is ok. I'd say that we are now even for driving my car through the neighborhood w/out permission. LOL


    SO, that prompted me to make this thread... who can't swim/skate/whistle/blow bubbles/get ya dick hard? LOL. We always bragging about the shit we CAN do, post up what you CAN'T do to save your life. Don't be shy.

    As for me, I can't skate.
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    I can't swim, lol. I'll start swimming when fish start walking, we have that mutual unspoken agreement going, I'll stay up here and they can stay in there.
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    Can't swim, skate, or get my dick hard...

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    ^^ I'll get your dick hard. LOL.



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    u almost killed ur cousin J dahs so mean yet funny as hail .. LIRL !!!
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    I can do all of that
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    Quote Originally Posted by THAT BOY !!!
    u almost killed ur cousin J dahs so mean yet funny as hail .. LIRL !!!
    Man I feel bad as hell b/c I know how it feels to be afraid of the water bro. That used to me. I was the last fucker on the block that learned to swim. And he was VISIBLY fucked up for the rest of the day. I sat there and watched him flail and we were all laughing. I was thinking "any day now he's gonna come back up" but he didn't. That's what happens when you engage VTEC w/out permission son! Shit goes DOWN!
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    LIRL !!! NO VTEC FOR HIM !!!

    * DROWN *
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    well im afraid of going deep in the ocean ..
    cause i have a shark phobia ..
    i dont wanna get eaten alive ..
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    definatly can't skateboard... well... i'm trying... but they thought it would be funny to watch me skate in a miniskirt....grrr
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    Great idea! ^^
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    All Hispanics can swim by birth!!! FOB FTW!!

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    ^^ bet you can't pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time though! OH!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    ^^ bet you can't pat your head and rub your stomach at the same time though! OH!!!!
    nope thats some serious hardcore shit
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    umm... i can't sing, burp the ABC's, clap my ass cheeks, or make my dick hard...
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    i can kinda swim not good but i cant whistle and i cant snap damn i'm white lol
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    i wanna see a white girl ass clap ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by DnBmama05
    umm... i can't sing, burp the ABC's, clap my ass cheeks, or make my dick hard...
    im trying to picture this but your gunna have to help me out here ..
    make a video or something ..
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    not to be racist but don't a lot of black ppl hate water/don't like to swim? just wondering. i personally can't swim worth a shit, wouldn't DROWN right away but i can't tread water in one space......i can rollerskate, never tried to ice skate though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by absoludely
    not to be racist but don't a lot of black ppl hate water/don't like to swim? just wondering. i personally can't swim worth a shit, wouldn't DROWN right away but i can't tread water in one space......i can rollerskate, never tried to ice skate though.

    YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

    Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

    It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting. Our tans are already locked in pretty good.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

    Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

    It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting. Our tans are already locked in pretty good.
    haha, funny thread...


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    i cant swim or skate but wurm has a nice new sig
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    Quote Originally Posted by BABY J
    YOU FUCKIN RACISE!!!!!

    Here is the thing w/ black people... we can swim good as hell, we just do not LIKE the water like white people. I mean, if I saw you drowning I'd wait for the last possible second in hopes that you learned how to swim before you died. LOL.

    It's actually not so much that we hate the water, we just hate the Sun. And usually if ur gonna go to the pool/beach then the sun is gonna be blasting.
    Our tans are already locked in pretty good.
    troo troo, i am a little bit of a rashish, i hate azns too
    funny as shit bout the waiting till the last second though, even if it is good to know ur ass would save me still
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    Quote Originally Posted by b18hatch
    i cant swim or skate but wurm has a nice new sig
    Im not happy with it
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~The_Duke~
    I cant hit the broad side of a barn with a pistol...
    sux for u man, might wanna work on that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wurm
    Im not happy with it
    come on dont be upset about it ..
    its funny ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    All Hispanics can swim by birth!!! FOB FTW!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsrchick379
    definatly can't skateboard... well... i'm trying... but they thought it would be funny to watch me skate in a miniskirt....grrr

    I'll show you how to skateboard. You bring the miniskirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Black R
    I'll show you how to skateboard. You bring the miniskirt.
    We're gonna need some of her learning. You know, for instructional reference...
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    I cant really swim good.... OR get my dick hard. I dont have one though so I guess only the swim thing...
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    I cant swim that good. I had so many ear problems when i was a kid I had to stay out of the pool so I wouldn't get a ear infection. I had ear surgery every summer for 3 yrs in a row.
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    i cant swim, well really i cant float

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