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  1. 03-09-2006, 08:38 AM #1
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    Default Just a little morning funny

    Got these in and email, not sure if they are really real but still got a chuckle out of them, lol



    REAL NEWSPAPER ADS





    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


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    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


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    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat . been out a while.
    Better be a reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES
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    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
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    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition.
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    ....i've had better
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ....i've had better
    We know this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    We know this...
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    I hate to do it but I believe this is a repost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProjectWidow
    I hate to do it but I believe this is a repost.
    Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well
    pw3nd!

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha....

    no one likes you....

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha...

    My God i'm bored...

    but still...

    bwhahahahahahahahahah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    pw3nd!

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha....

    no one likes you....

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha...

    My God i'm bored...

    but still...

    bwhahahahahahahahahah...
    I didn't find that funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well
    Well Hey there! How have you been?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProjectWidow
    Well Hey there! How have you been?
    Good.. Just been busy alot latley it seems, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    I didn't find that funny
    ...i did



    ...i laughed so hard i started to tear up



    ...then i giggled some more

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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ...i did



    ...i laughed so hard i started to tear up



    ...then i giggled some more

    Fuckass.. you dont know when to stop do you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Good.. Just been busy alot latley it seems, lol
    Yeh, I understand how that can be. I was going to say I haven't seen you or Kelly on for awhile now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProjectWidow
    Yeh, I understand how that can be. I was going to say I haven't seen you or Kelly on for awhile now.
    Well, everyone has their reasons, lol...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Well, everyone has their reasons, lol...
    werd! You coming to Krissy's party this Friday?
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Fuckass.. you dont know when to stop do you?
    ...nope!

    but really no one likes you...they just tolerate your existance

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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ...nope!

    but really no one likes you...they just tolerate your existance

    Whatever... you know I don't say shit like that to you.. Why would you even say that? You really need to stop, please...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    You really need to stop, please...
    ...fine
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ...fine
    Thank you...
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    dude, i posted that like 2 weeks ago~ muah!
    :boobies: & = :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    dude, i posted that like 2 weeks ago~ muah!
    Lol.. I know.. Gene informed me of that.. well I don't really read much of the boards lately, so I'm outta tha loop, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Fuckass..
    thief...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Thank you...
    it's just yousef! you should know him by now heather! just make fun of his hinduism....its better that way. cause in all honesty no one likes him becuase he's an a-rab! hahahahaha just kidding youfus!
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    im gonna repost the repost bc i wanted to be the one to call the repost. dammmit!!

    the one gay bull for sale is still the funniest one to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swurvinin
    it's just yousef! you should know him by now heather! just make fun of his hinduism....its better that way. cause in all honesty no one likes him becuase he's an a-rab! hahahahaha just kidding youfus!
    Im with jason on this one, he just likes to push your buttons, fire right back at him thats what he wants
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    Quote Originally Posted by Swurvinin
    it's just yousef! you should know him by now heather! just make fun of his hinduism....its better that way. cause in all honesty no one likes him becuase he's an a-rab! hahahahaha just kidding youfus!
    listen here you Matza eating mother fucker! why don't you shove a dradle (sp?) up your ass and call it a day you fag!


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    but he might like that lol
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    it gets old after awhile.. he needs to understand that girls are different then guys.. even though he likes the curry penis he doesnt need to constantly say stupid ish to hurt girls feelings.. all the time.. we usually cant say one thing without him saying something stupid or hurtful.. we know he is a terrorist so we dont want to say anything to make him bomb our homes.. but if he doesnt stop with his racise remarks we are gonna hog tie him and stop on his little bobblehead!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by mazdaman
    Im with jason on this one, he just likes to push your buttons, fire right back at him thats what he wants
    Josh.. Just drop it.. I am just not having a great day and when I am not having a great day that is the type of ish that I DON'T want to hear or even really joke around about.. sorry, I am just being a girl right now, lol... But it's one thing when we joke back.. and it's jsut another when I ask someone to stop and it's obvious I am not joking and then they don't stop.. Oh, and I lvoe lamp..
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    it gets old after awhile.. he needs to understand that girls are different then guys.. even though he likes the curry penis he doesnt need to constantly say stupid ish to hurt girls feelings.. all the time.. we usually cant say one thing without him saying something stupid or hurtful.. we know he is a terrorist so we dont want to say anything to make him bomb our homes.. but if he doesnt stop with his racise remarks we are gonna hog tie him and stop on his little bobblehead!!


    ....hmmmm Midol anyone?

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    ya i got some to give you.. and a tampon for your ass too!! enjoy!!
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    o well fun while it lasted
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazdaman
    o well fun while it lasted
    Whats the status on selling your car btw?
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    Poor thing, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    ya i got some to give you.. and a tampon for your ass too!! enjoy!!
    i use Maxi (sp?) pads....they're squishy
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    Go Team Yousef
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    And just like that, the other resident asshole shows up, what up jimmy
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    Way to back your boys Josh
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    one big circle jerk eh?
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