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    Default Just a little morning funny

    Got these in and email, not sure if they are really real but still got a chuckle out of them, lol



    REAL NEWSPAPER ADS





    FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
    8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


    FREE PUPPIES...
    Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
    Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


    FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
    Looks like a rat . been out a while.
    Better be a reward.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

    NORDIC TRACK
    $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

    GEORGIA PEACHES
    California grown - 89 cents lb.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
    WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
    Call Stephanie.


    AND THE BEST ONE:

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
    Excellent condition.
    $1,000 or best offer.
    No longer needed, got married last month.
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    ....i've had better
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ....i've had better
    We know this...
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    We know this...
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    I hate to do it but I believe this is a repost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProjectWidow
    I hate to do it but I believe this is a repost.
    Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well
    Well Hey there! How have you been?
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    Quote Originally Posted by ProjectWidow
    Well Hey there! How have you been?
    Good.. Just been busy alot latley it seems, lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Good.. Just been busy alot latley it seems, lol
    Yeh, I understand how that can be. I was going to say I haven't seen you or Kelly on for awhile now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    Well damn.. that sucks, lol... oh well
    pw3nd!

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha....

    no one likes you....

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha...

    My God i'm bored...

    but still...

    bwhahahahahahahahahah...
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    pw3nd!

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha....

    no one likes you....

    bwhahahahahahahahahaha...

    My God i'm bored...

    but still...

    bwhahahahahahahahahah...
    I didn't find that funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by silver
    I didn't find that funny
    ...i did



    ...i laughed so hard i started to tear up



    ...then i giggled some more

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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    ...i did



    ...i laughed so hard i started to tear up



    ...then i giggled some more

    Fuckass.. you dont know when to stop do you?
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    dude, i posted that like 2 weeks ago~ muah!
    :boobies: & = :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    dude, i posted that like 2 weeks ago~ muah!
    Lol.. I know.. Gene informed me of that.. well I don't really read much of the boards lately, so I'm outta tha loop, lol
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    im gonna repost the repost bc i wanted to be the one to call the repost. dammmit!!

    the one gay bull for sale is still the funniest one to me.
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    but he might like that lol
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    it gets old after awhile.. he needs to understand that girls are different then guys.. even though he likes the curry penis he doesnt need to constantly say stupid ish to hurt girls feelings.. all the time.. we usually cant say one thing without him saying something stupid or hurtful.. we know he is a terrorist so we dont want to say anything to make him bomb our homes.. but if he doesnt stop with his racise remarks we are gonna hog tie him and stop on his little bobblehead!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    it gets old after awhile.. he needs to understand that girls are different then guys.. even though he likes the curry penis he doesnt need to constantly say stupid ish to hurt girls feelings.. all the time.. we usually cant say one thing without him saying something stupid or hurtful.. we know he is a terrorist so we dont want to say anything to make him bomb our homes.. but if he doesnt stop with his racise remarks we are gonna hog tie him and stop on his little bobblehead!!


    ....hmmmm Midol anyone?

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    ya i got some to give you.. and a tampon for your ass too!! enjoy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    ya i got some to give you.. and a tampon for your ass too!! enjoy!!
    i use Maxi (sp?) pads....they're squishy
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    o well fun while it lasted
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    Quote Originally Posted by mazdaman
    o well fun while it lasted
    Whats the status on selling your car btw?
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    Poor thing, did someone wake up on the wrong side of the bed
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    Go Team Yousef
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    And just like that, the other resident asshole shows up, what up jimmy
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    Way to back your boys Josh
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stitch
    Way to back your boys Josh
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    Quote Originally Posted by theskinnyone
    what you laughing at curry boy, with out me and jimmy you would still be masturbating and playing who wants to be a terrosit.
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    one big circle jerk eh?
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    shut up you know i got your back
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    and are you the middle
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    ^ lol ewe.. i only like drews skeet..
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    ^ lol ewe.. i only like drews skeet..
    ...thats not what i heard :jerkit:
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    ^ lol ewe.. i only like drews skeet..
    whoa!
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    Bitch, you better learn to spell my name right, and butt sex is awesome...
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2mchbooty
    whoa!
    he is my boyfriend.. so its ok lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    he is my boyfriend.. so its ok lol
    I know girl!
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    Ewe.. I think I jsut threw up in my mouth...
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    YOUSOMA shut you flippin sailhole.. didnt you get bitched out enough? lol and you wonder why you dont have a girlfriend??? HAHAHAHAAHAH
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    Quote Originally Posted by XterraChic
    YOUSOMA shut you flippin sailhole.. didnt you get bitched out enough? lol and you wonder why you dont have a girlfriend??? HAHAHAHAAHAH
    ^^^^see this what i'm talking about!!!!^^^^^^



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