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A young man goes into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist:
> Could you please give me a condom? My girlfriend has invited me for dinner
> and I think she is expecting something from me!"
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> The pharmacist gives him a condom; and as the young man is going out, he
> returns and tells him: "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's
> sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
> manner when she sees me and I think she expects something from me too." The
> pharmacist gives him a second condom; and as the boy is leaving he turns
> back and says;
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> "After all, give me one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still
> pretty cute, and when she sees me she always makes allusions...and since
> she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting something from me!!"
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> During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left,
> the sister on his right and the mom facing him.
> When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying:
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> "Dear Lord, bless this dinner... thank you for all you give us...!!!"
> A minute later the boy is still praying:
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> "Thank you Lord for your kindness..."Ten minutes go on and the boy is
> still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each other
> surprised and his girlfriend even more than the others.
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> She gets close to the boy and whispers in his ear:
> "I did not know you were so religious!!!"
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> The boy replies: I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!!!"
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repost. Well, kinda since this version varied a lil.
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rrrrrrrrreeeeeeeppppppoooooooosssssssttttttttttt
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it might be a repost who in the hell is gonna look up to see if a joke was posted about 6 months ago. either you read and laugh or you repost yourself by typing "REPOST"
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